Armpit Sweat Soaked Apple Slices

As seen in an in-flight magazine I read on Flight FY 2099

back to KL from Penang during my working trip up last Tuesday.

She said: My love, my love. Will you take this armpit sweat soaked apple as a symbol of my love to you?

He said: My love, my love. I will eat this armpit sweat soaked apple as a symbol of my love to you.

Aren't you boys glad you're not in rural Austria?

And girls, who cares?? No diff to us. =p