Don't Mess With The Cook And The Cleaner

After washing up the plates from having had dinner at home, I went over to the dining table to pick up the table mats to give them a quick wash. The Husband immediately said, "No need to wash wan la." Mine was clean. But I looked down at his mat and saw a dollop of his dinner sitting very comfortably on it. Grrr.


So, I looked up at him and frowned pointedly. He then said, "I wipe! I wipe! Just use tissue wipe!" And proceeded to grab some paper towels from the kitchen to wipe it up. But I took the paper towel from him, wet it and DIY-ed instead. (Don't trust him to be clean enough.) And then, he continues...


The Husband: No need wash wan la... For what?? If you wash it will be smelly.

Pam Song: *turns and stares at The Husband with an even bigger frown* The reason it smells is because they don't dry it before they keep it! *offended* I. ALWAYS. WASH. *demands* SO, IS IT SMELLY NOW??? >(

The Husband: *quickly* No. 

Pam Song: THEN???

*silence*

I put the table mat away and sat down.

The Husband: I said that out of fear, by the way. =D

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