I did that.
While walking out to grab a quickie lunch down the road with the boys... and man (don't get me started on how weird that lunch was -_-), I found a 5 sen coin along the way. Haha.
I'm into cheap thrills. Literally. (It doesn't get any cheaper than 5 sen these days since 1 sen coins are no longer in circulation. -_-)And then I got to thinking.
(You know, I should really stop thinking. It's turning out
to be very bad for my mental and emotional health.)
That's when I came up with this:
EDIT at 5:56PM on 23 July 2008: Ah Beng has this to add: "Good men are hard to find. Hard men are good to find." -_- Perv.
46 comments :
"pennys are easier to find than good men?".....
girls dun look hard enough.....and even when there is one right under her nose....
ATTN: sheon
– Hmmm. You think so? But... maybe it's cos the men aren't doing the hunting. So it's not just about the girl looking. It's about the guy extending his hand towards her.
And the whole 'under the nose' thingy doesn't always work. Once you enter the friend zone, a bit hard to get into the relationship zone already. Usually lah. But that's not always the case. And relationships that start with friendships usually go further.
my success rate is like 1%, and thats the only gf i've ever had. and also that she dumped me for a bling bling life.
the other 99% usually follow the pattern of....friends, closer friends, then backs off when she smells something fishy..
so....imagine how traumatized i am when it comes to relationship.
hahahaha....ah beng's quote damn terrer!!!! 10points for you ah beng!
ATTN: sheon
– Yeah, I understand how traumatising it must be for you. But hey, it's traumatising for me, too. Trust is not something that comes easily for me. Especially not after getting burnt before. But... I still do it. Every day. Not because I want to but because I have to. Cos otherwise, there's really no point. And I'd totally go crazy.
And girls who only go for guys who give them bling are superficial and shallow. Why want women like them? Consider yourself lucky for having 'escaped' her grasp, okay, Sheon?
Think about this: would you want a woman who needs you because she loves you, or would you want a woman who loves you because she needs you?
ATTN: sheon
– HAHAHAHA. I'll be sure to let him know. =p
i know. just that, i'm so traumatized from all my failed attempts..... i really dun need another blow to my totally kill me off. i'd chose to focus all my attention on work and reaching my targets......
of coz my target of getting married around 32 looks pretty bleak to me....but this i will make an exception.
"Good men are hard to find. Hard men are good to find."
beng, faster copyright this and sell it to the Tongkat Ali Company...
"Pennies are easier to find than good men"
when the word 'pennies' appears in the same sentence as 'good men', one of the 'n' and one of the 'e' tends to fade away into the background...
ATTN: sheon
– Oh, honestly... I know what you mean. Cos there are times when I feel like I'm at my wits end already. Final straw. One more blow and I'm out. Gone. Bye bye. Really.
So for me, every day is not easy. That's why work's easier to focus on. Cos work never hurts us. It never lets us down. People do. All the time. And when they hurt us, they hurt us bad. Especially the ones closest to us.
I'm know that finding a partner isn't always the easiest thing. But... you're a nice guy. With gentlemanly conduct (as far as I can see, that is). I don't think it'll be that tough for you. You need to get over your past. As I need to get over mine.
And sure. Sometimes, our past isn't our mistake. But we bear the hurts that come with it. Thing is, there's nothing we can do about it but deal and move on.
Together, yah?
ATTN: Andrew Chua
– Why you so hamsap wan???
:) pam the queen endorsing me as a nice guy...that must carry some weight...!!! hahaha.....
well....god speed!!!
*return trip plus tax to hongkong during first week of january only rm632.00 (MAS)!!!!! cheap or not???... i'm so going!!!!
sheon,
dun be traumatized la... girl onli ma...
and dun see courtship as 'attempts'...
shouldn't be like other life goals that can be ticked off one by one on a list, i think...
love is organic... it can't be constructed like a building... it grows by itself like a tree...
and yes, focus on work... very good strategy... when the career is in order, everything will follow... :)
"Why you so hamsap wan???"
Men ALL hamsap... those who seem unhamsap are even MORE hamsap...
ATTN: sheon
– HAHAHA. Yes yes. I'm endorsing the nice guy persona you carry. =p
And wah!!! I also wanna buy! Serious ah? It's on offer issit???
ATTN: Andrew Chua
– Girl only??? HELLO! I AM OFFICIALLY OFFENDED!!!
And some men are gatal. But you are HAMSAP!
Haha, I pick up pennies too.
I dunno about you but my friends snigger at me when I do that like I'm a cheapo. -__-
I keep telling them 20 5 sens you pick up is a ringgit free. But but..they still snigger at me.
Le sigh. haha.
andrew...hhaha, thanks bro.
hahaha, i can soooo attest to andrew's statement on being hamsap!
used to have this one friend in sec skol. we got our hands on some porn mags and were going tru with the rest in class...and this mild mannered guy (lets call him John) will be going like...
"yeerr...why you guys so bad one ah??"....
"yeer...why you guys look at naked girls one ah??"
and he turns away whenever we try to expose the contents to him!! hahaha......
then we graduated and moved on to college......
John turns out to be gay. and once he was almost beaten up for sneaking into his friend's room and giving him a full session BJ.
ATTN: choco
– Yay! See? At least I'm not alone in this. And my friend laughed at the way I was so excited about my find, too. -_- These people don't know nothing. Hmmph!
They laugh now. We'll laugh later when we're millionaires with all the money we pick up along the way. =p
ATTN: sheon
– EEYERRRR!!! How you all find out? I mean, sure lah. It happens. I have a lot of gay friends. But... how come you all can find out wan??? Damn malu for him lor!
yeah pam.....since some of my frens from ireland (malaysians) will be in hongkong, we're planning to bunk into an apartment together. you're most welcomed to join us.
tentatively 31st Dec - 5th january.
so 31st can watch kick-ass fireworks. hahahaha....
ATTN: sheon
– Haha. No lah. If I go then I go with my family. But... this is WITH airport tax and surcharge or not wan? Sure or not so cheap???
"Girl only??? HELLO! I AM OFFICIALLY OFFENDED!!!"
If a girl-friend came crying to me about some guy... i'd also tell her 'guy onli la'...
"And some men are gatal. But you are HAMSAP!"
YES. I'M THE MAN.
ATTN: Andrew Chua
– *gag*
You've said that so many times!!! You have issues, my friend.
john shared a house with friends. all from my skol one....my gang also lar. we never suspected him to be gay.
so one night john sneaked into the adjacent room thru the shared bathroom while 'peter' was asleep. but what john didnt know was that peter was actually awake, but too scared to move coz he tot john was a burglar.
john crept up to the side of peter's bed. with peter petrified, john slowly removed peter's blanket and pants, and subsequently gave peter a bj of his lifetime.
wiped his mouth. and slowly walked back to his room.
peter ran down to the kitchen... grabbed a meat cleaver and went hysterical with it.
john's reputation has been immortalized ever since.
pam, yes...rm632 inlc of tax and all.
go check on their page...
https://book.malaysiaairlines.com/itd/itd
sheon,
why did peter go berserk onli AFTER the blow job?
pam,
i just said it twice la...
anyway, you say i hamsap, so i admit lor... since admit... might as well do it with pride...
ATTN: sheon
– Yeah, I don't get it, too. Why freak out AFTER? I think any guy who gets his pants taken off would freak out immediately already!
ATTN: sheon
– Whoa. That's damn cheap!
ATTN: Andrew Chua
– Haha. Okay. Say it with pride! Woo hoo!
i think peter enjoyed it la... after that onli pretend-pretend swing a knife around...
hypocritical scumbag...
ATTN: Andrew Chua
– I seriously think that Peter enjoyed it, too.
"See a Penny? Pick it up!"
that was the title of the post... but now the discussion is about whether Peter enjoyed his BJ...
there's a pattern emerging... all your posts end in sex. straight sex still ok... now this...
ATTN: Andrew Chua
– Ya lah! YOU ALL NEED TO STOP THIS!
Nah, nah, TInki!!!
Obviously u oso enjoyed the hanky panky talks!! ADMIT IT!!!
* DENIAL * DENIAL * DENIAL*
TINKI in DENIAL
* DENIAL * DENIAL * DENIAL*
TINKI in DENIAL
* DENIAL * DENIAL * DENIAL*
-_______________-
randomness... haha
ATTN: Chris
– Wah! Don't you dare throw this back at me, man! It's all you! You two! YEEWWWW!!!!
ATTN: yapthomas
– Nothing new considering it's Tinki Talks, right? Haha. Random is the name of the game.
O_O.. the statement..
I wonder how many pennies does gal find in a year.. O_O
Note: easy to find pennies are not good.. might not be clean..
Btw, what happen to John? End of story? There goes the BJ legend.. LOL
penny = 1 cent coin
5 cent coin = 5 pence
gay sex scarry for straight men. Straight men go amok because he thought he was going gay as he enjoyed it. Psycho-analysing Peter is fun.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvMgnH7sGI0
its like the song "I Think I'm Turning Japanese" except Japanese=gay.
"penny = 1 cent coin
5 cent coin = 5 pence"
no need so technical de la... imagine:- '5 pence coins are easier to find than good men'... doesn't read very well...
"Psycho-analysing Peter is fun"
John was gay. Peter was a scumbag and a hypocrite.
ATTN: Jeffro
– Hmmm... More than good men lor. Hhaa.
And stop bringing up John and Peter!
ATTN: luxen
– penny = 1 cent coin
5 cent coin = 5 pence
Eh... but you didn't factor in the exchange rate! So means if that is taken into consideration, the closest sen to a penny is a 5 sen coin. Hah! I'm brilliant, too! =p
Peter is sicker than John. AND STOP IT LAH!
ATTN: Andrew Chua
– Luxen is deep deep wan. Haha. He will think of all the technicalities involved. =p
And you're right. Peter was a hypocrite. A gay-using hypocrite.
In college, there was a new student who joined. The guy was good looking and modelled part time. One day I sat down in the library with him and another friend. We started talking about masturbation.
He got all excited and said once he when to Thailand to model and one night some of the other male models started giving him oral sex. After that, it was a routine for him when ever he when on shoots with the same guys.
Me and my friend was so shocked. My friend looked around and told him, for your sake you better not tell anyone this.
A few years later, I found out he was openly gay. He was a nice guy, just a little wierd.
Now when I hear some guy is a male model, I stereotype them as homosexuals.
I have a theory that what ever sexual experiences you have in your youth affects your sexuality. Like in the movie American Pie, the guy had the hots for his friend's mother and had sex with her. After that, he was into older women. What we learn from media also teaches what is desirable, pretty and sexy.
"Like in the movie American Pie, the guy had the hots for his friend's mother and had sex with her. After that, he was into older women"
then the other guy, who penetrated the pie, from then on must be everyday f***ing confectionery...
ATTN: luxen
– So means he was gay already wan lah. Just that he wasn't 'out' yet that's why he made the shoot story seem like he just did it on shoots. And not all the time. And that he PREFERRED it. =p
And you're right. Media does heaps to shape our idea of such things.
ATTN: Andrew Chua
– Haha. You just wanna cari pasal. =p
hahaha... no la... just joking... ;)
ATTN: Andrew Chua
– I also know lor! Damn gatal.
I think the guy had a bad experience because his father walked in on him with the pie. probably won't be getting a hard on the next time he sees a pie.
I wonder if blogs are now shaping the next generation's sexuality. What are we doing to influence what is sexy?
Haha.. Of coz.. got good men are the ones wif good pennies.. ^_^ LOL
what? what'd i do? I was just asking about Peter and John..
ATTN: luxen
– Gosh, are we still on the pie story??? Haha. Time to change subject, wei! We shan't influence the blogosphere with this dose of inappropriate content. Haha.
ATTN: Jeffro
– *stab stab stab*
OUCH ouch OUCH..
Pam:*stab*
Jeff: *ow*
Pam:*stab*
Jeff: *ow*
Pam:*stab*
Jeff: *ow*
Pam:*stab*
Jeff: *ow*
Pam:*stab*
Jeff: *ow*
Pam:*stab*
Jeff: *ow* when is this gonna end?
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