Between Ah Beng and I.
(I'm just saying that cos it sounds better.
In actual fact, he tak kenal mati, wanna
syok sendiri come and cari pasal with me.)
He picked up a grey 'revolver' stapler (he insists that that's what that part of the stapler is called -_-) and started firing staple bullets at me. Non-existent staple bullets, that is.In actual fact, he tak kenal mati, wanna
syok sendiri come and cari pasal with me.)
*snicker*
And then he realised that
he wasn't doing me any harm.
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And then he realised that
he wasn't doing me any harm.
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Ah Beng: Eh! -_- I'm shooting blanks.
*pause*
Pam Song: *bursts out laughing* HAHAHA. Yes yes, I'm sure you do.
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Haha. So salah coming from a guy. So fail.
Haha. So salah coming from a guy. So fail.
And then he tried doing it again with a pink 'revolver' stapler and after one bullet came out... it went blank again. BWAHAHAHAHA. Story of his life lah. Seriously. Damn sad case wan. =p
40 comments :
typical guy... shoots one (stapler) load and then goes dry...
ATTN: infinitium
– HAHAHAHA. Good one. =p
OMG.. chris should read this now..
he'll probably say:
Ah beng is not a "low sperm count" dude.. He's SHOOTING blanks, and what's makes him? A "no sperm" dude..
-__-"
LOL
That's just rude.
I dont say such things. I dont go around telling other people that they have low tadpole and such.
Btw, Jeffro, u havent been responding with more comments as Tinki has hinted u to. Remember a few post ago, doing so would help to imrpove the public's opinion about your tadpole count. Keep it up.
LOL! Kak Pam doesn't bother about my tadpole counts.. Only Ah Beng does, right Beng Beng?? LOL
ATTN: Jeffro
– HAHAHA. He say only it's rude. If you didn't say it first, he would have so gone for that story. =p
Or something worse. HAHAHA.
And yes yes. Only Ah Beng would worry about your sperm count. -_-
ATTN: Chris
– Haha. Denial denial. =p
And STOP PUTTING THOUGHTS IN THAT BOY'S HEAD CAN OR NOT???
And how come you dun have a blog add that's accessible?
He need to see a doctor.
ATTN: Simon Seow
– Which doctor you go to?
BWAHAHAHAHAHA. Sorry, I couldn't resist a stab atcha. =p
Why Pam? You need some professional advise? =P
ATTN: Simon Seow
– Nah, won't be me. I don't have swimmers. =p
And so... you HAVE a doc! Haha.
Yeah. I need a daily shot of testosterone to boost the swimmer.
*emo* Where my Ah Beng when I nid him
LOL! Yea i believe so too.. Chris might have gone somewhere else which we will never knw..
ATTN: Simon Seow
– Yes yes. If you say so. You would know. =p
ATTN: Jeffro
– Haha. He's busy doing work. =p
And Chris is so mysterious! No link. No blog add. Nothing!!!
He busy?? everytime busy wan.. no time for me.. T_T *sigh*
Yea.. chris, potong steam la..
Put up ur link ler.. if no blog, good reason for you to create one now.. ^_^
Pfftt, I was passingby innocently then suddenly i was accussed of a crime that i didnt commit. Blarghh. Kind to think of it, i might have juz come up wif some farrrny story but busy la this week.
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And STOP PUTTING THOUGHTS IN THAT BOY'S HEAD CAN OR NOT???
Jeffro, listen to me, listen to my advices and my commands. I am your conscience. Realize it.
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And how come you dun have a blog add that's accessible? And Chris is so mysterious! No link. No blog add. Nothing!!!
Answer is simple, that coz I DONT have a blog. I would have still been an anonymoholic if u didnt force me hand. Aiyah lazy to blogla when i have da time la I might put it up. Definitely not this yr.
Yes, think of me as an incognito caped crusader.
I dont fight crimes, corruptions and pollutions but i try to fight depressions, loneliness and boredom and defend the people from these filthy adjectives. Maybe even homework. Nah, i take the last one back.
LOL@Chris.. I was just about seek help from you.. then you slash the last one off your list... Zzzzz
ATTN: Jeffro
– Cos he's mine ma. HAHA. You wait in line. =p
ATTN: Chris
– WHAT IS YOUR BLOG ADD??? I know you have! I know you have. Don't lieeeee!!!
Will you do my work for me?
aiyerrrr,
I dont blog. Havent got the time to blog, if i do blog, i wouldnt have da time to leave comments on Tinki-land. N u dont want that, do u?
I charge a consultant rate, going at 200bucks per hour. I only fly 1st class, no coach, n put me in a swanky suite. Anythign between JW Marriot or Palace of the Golden Horses, aiyah okla, Traders Hotel oso can. and i NEED an assistant who can help ME with my research project starting in a month's time. Send in your quotes to chriscsj@gmail.com. CHRIS CONSULTANCY LIMITED
ATTN: Chris
– Hmmm. I've decided to take your word for it. For now. (But really, I still secretly doubt your word though you remain unaware about it.)
And HELLO!!! No advertising here on Tinki Talks unless you PAY UP!!!
Wei, wei, wei,
R u saying that i'm some sort of liar. What do i need to do to prove meself?
And all rates quoted in USD, send in your requests now. Heh
Ah eleh.. this is too much..
I oso wanna advertise ady..
Jeffro's .... errmm...
JEFFRO's .... urrmm...
wait *scratches head*
ahh!!!
Jeffro's Consultation and Management..
Wait.. that sounds lame la..
ArggghH! I give up..
btw.. u having my ah beng, now u taking chris too?? O_O then i have no one liao.. T_T
ATTN: Chris
– Hmmm. I also dunno how you can prove yourself. But then... that's for you to figure out, right? =p
And I SAID NO PERSONAL ADVERTISING!!! ROAR!!!
ATTN: Jeffro
– Haha. You want Ah Beng or Chris, first? You decide okayyy. Must be focused. Cannot fa sam.
hmm.. I guess Kak Pam punya warning not working much for Chris..
hmm.. okis.. *playing cards with my hearts to determine who to choose*
Okis!! I choose... WAIT first.. errmm.. *thinks again* *another round of card game*
alrite.. *after wining 2 out of 3* I choose Ah Beng ^_^.. Sorry Chris.. Had only 1 choice.. I know.. I'm sadden too.. T_T
LOL
Tinki,
To prove meself then i would need to start a blog then. Err, after me postgrad finiz then i'll start kua, another 4months to go.
But i was only advertising coz u asked me whether i will do your work or not.
And Jeff, hang on a minute here, I am not an object for u all to choose and pick. Screw u! U go and choose Tinki or Ah Beng.
Chris:
*awwwh* No?? T_T
Screwing me, and leaving me behind..
WTF lar?
Pam or Ah Beng?
errmm.. Ah Beng!!
ATTN: Jeffro
– Wah! You use cards to decide who you want wan ah? Haha. Go for Ah Beng. I support. Ah Beng! Ah Beng! Ah Beng!
ATTN: Chris
– Ooo. Where are you taking your course again? I can't remember if you told me already.
And... no excuse about the advertising thing. No. Excuse.
yes, Jeff, u belong with Ah Beng, Good boy!
Erm, Tinki, dont think i'd mentioned it, but me is currently in da local Uni, Uni of Brunei D. UM and UMS (Sabah) both oso have da same kinda courses, but da latter is better than the former. My senior and me ex-colleague both penangites graduated from UMS.
Kak Pam: That's coz I don't have dice.. It wudn't be fair if i flip a coin.. Ah Beng Here I come! *sounds darn awfully wrong*
Chris: =.=" Good boy? The last i heard that was when I heard my friend feeding his dog.. LOL..
ATTN: Chris
– Ooo. So you'll be there for how long summore?
ATTN: Jeffro
– Flipping a coin is like Two Face lah. Haha.
dear Jeff,
no, i didnt mean that canine Good Boy, but if u prefer it that way in a good obedient manner, hey i'm all for it. How bout, Atta Boy instead of Good Boy, happy?
dear Tinki,
me did mention 4 months, so another 4 months to go.
LOL @ Chris.. Haha.. Atta boy? *ruff! & ROAR!* *bites Chris!* Happy ady.. LMAO!
Hahaha.. Kak Pam.. reason i don't flip the coin is coz i know which face I'm gonna get also.. LOL
ATTN: Chris
– Ahhh. Still got time to bum. =p
ATTN: Jeffro
– You know when guys do that bites bites thing, it's just so scary and so gay.
Eh, but you can have one side of your coin black and one side silver maaaa.
LOL don't worry, I'm as straight as Straight can be.. I don't bend like beckham.. ^_^
urrm.. wudnt one side black and the other side silver makes it even easier to know? at the moment i flip i know what side i'm gonna get.. ^_^
Bum your head la, where got that much time to bum. I'm exhausted till i'm numb-ed oredi.
ATTN: Jeffro
– Haha. That just officially tells me you're kiasu! =p
ATTN: Chris
– I'm exhausted, too. -_-
Yea.. That's what everyone says..
I think I might have some singaporean blood in me, but my mum denies it.. T_T
Har, oh lai lai, *group hug*, *group hug*.
ATTN: Jeffro
– ISH! So typical of you boys to assume that it's the woman who's hiding things! Why not ask your dad??? Maybe HE's the one with Singaporean blood. Haha. =p
ATTN: Chris
– Wah. Need it, man. -_-
ermm.. Hmm.. good question..
when i find my dad, i go ask him about it.. till then, we keep that aside.. ^_^
urrrm.. but probably my mum did not want me to know that im singaporean, fearing that i may just leave the country anytime.. *shrugs* i dunno..
ATTN: Jeffro
– Cheh. Tiba tiba bring in male authority then you say keep it aside already. Pfft. Sexist.
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