Monday, July 14, 2008

"Cheap Lunch," He Says

"Oh-kaaay," I think.


The Result (after a 2-minute discussion while waiting for the lift):
Ah Beng brilliantly suggests Vietnamese at Jaya33. I think to myself, "Okay lah. How ex can Vietnamese noodle soup get, right?" WRONG.

The Order:
(1) Ah Beng: Special Beef Noodle Soup & Orange Juice
(2) Pam Song: Special Chicken Ball Noodle Soup & Mint Apple Soda

The Bill:
RM42.30

The Parking Fee:
RM4.00

The Total Price Of Lunch:
RM46.30

The Total Price Of Lunch Per Person:
RM23.15


Cheap lunch? My arse.


Pretend smile only. Inside heart break.
Every bite like eat gold liddat. -_-


And I'm really not as healthy as that picture portrays me to be. All that green stuff you see floating about my noodle soup and drink? Well, I didn't eat any of it. =p

52 comments :

sheon said...

what does your shirt say?

Pam Song said...

ATTN: sheon
– Haha. Why? =p

sheon said...

i just wanna know how it ends?...

"i am sexually....." what?

Jeffro said...

Hmm.. let me guess.. i think it says..

"I am sexually... Attractive"?
no?
"I am sexually... Active"?
no also?
"I am sexually... Sexcited"?
How about that?

AA said...

...........frustrated.

Jeffro said...

LOL@andrew chua..
good one!

btw.. i forgot to add just now..
Ah girl ar! Why you no eat your greens???

LOL

Pam Song said...

ATTN: sheon
– Haha. It's one word you're missing. And I'm so not telling you what it is. Haha.


ATTN: Jeffro
– Good tries but salah. Semua salah! And me no likes vege lah. Yuck. Only eat the non-watery kind.


ATTN: Andrew Chua
– HAHAHAHAHA. You're good. Haha.

Jeffro said...

O_O Why no like vege? What's wrong with vege? btw.. wut non-watery-kind??

btw.. All wrong? =.="
I am sexually.. confused?

Pam Song said...

ATTN: Jeffro
– Dunno why dun like also. But I eat a lot of vege if the vege ngam me lah. It's just this type of vege I dun like. The kind where you bite into it and water comes out wan.

And ya la. All wrong. And no, the missing word is not 'confused'. =p

Unknown said...

fulfilled?

entertained?

inadequate?

aroused?

Jeffro said...

lol.. then got eat the common green, chachamber (cucumber, hahaha)..? choosy in eating greens ei? ok must start training ady.. Train eat Non-watery.. LOL

Anonymous said...

my turn to guess
...unattractive?
...satisfied?

chun leung

Pam Song said...

ATTN: Chris
– Haha. Nope. Nowhere near. =p Try again. And get your head out of the gutter!!!


ATTN: Jeffro
– I eat lah. But only if it's fresh. And only when it's the highlight. If they put there for decoration wan I won't touch. Haha.


ATTN: sphyrez
– O.M.G.

I can't believe you're Sphyrez!!! I always thought it was somebody else!!! See lah. This is why I should not have anonymous comment leavers. =p

And no, you're wrong with the guesses, too. Haha.

Jeffro said...

LOL! fresh ones? hahaha... =p

btw.. so many wrong guesses.. wen u gonna put it to closure? LOL

Unknown said...

Green is good!.

For the watery type, I'll have blended cucumber mixed wif watermelon or orange or apple. (Melonumber, Orumber, Cucumple juice). A bittersweet taste. Clears the heat-iness.

If u can stomach that, u r ready for the world! Ok, Exaggerated to infinity abit there.
----------------------------------

Ok, back to Scrabble.

retarded?
irresponsible?
liberal?
impulsive?
promiscuous?
.....Green?

Ermm i give up.

I think one of us might have guessed it right but then u probly be a sore loser and wont admit we got it and next thing u know, u photoshopped another word over it. Hehe? Juz joking.

luxen said...

eat gold how to be happy... so hard, cannot chew and hard to swallow.

"I am sexually inexperienced. seeking good teacher"

luxen said...

"I am sexually attracted to people who leave comments on my blog, its so damn freaking sexy I'm going to rip this t-shirt apart"

luxen said...

I am sexually attracted to talent

I am sexually immoral

I am sexually attracted to you

I am sexually submissive

I am sexually available now

I am sexually confused

I am sexually satisfied, stay away from me

AA said...

walao...

starting to look like sexual harassment...

Unknown said...

tryin to think harder, final try,

da words are within a road sign.
so that last word within the sign has to be short.

disabled?
dumb?
lost?
yummy?

Melsong said...

I think your T-shirt generated more interest than your meal.

They'll never be able to guess how it ends.

AA said...

maybe it's... sexually transmitted...

neway, u look a bit like Zoe Tay in this pic, fake smile notwithstanding...

and wat's that little plate of brown bits at the front? little hot dogs? steamed nuts? looks better than the main course... =)

Pam Song said...

ATTN: Jeffro
– Haha. When? Soon soon. Maybe I'll take a pic of myself in it one day then you guys will know. =p


ATTN: Chris
– I hate bittersweet juice. *gag* I only want the sweet part.

Hahaha. Exaggerated to infinity. I like that. Haha.

And you call me sexually retarded?!? ROAR!!!

But what the hew. Semua salah. And no, none of you guessed it right. Haha. Still far from it.

And although my PS skills aren't that pathetic, I'm not that pathetic either. If you guys had guessed it right, I'd have said, "BRAVO!" But you didn't. Heh.

Pam Song said...

ATTN: luxen
– Ya lor. That's why. Very hard to swallow. But since have to give out money already, so I have to kiasu. Hard to eat also have to finish all!

HAHAHA. And your quote suggestion wouldn't fit into my Aussie road sign tee lah. Guna otak! Guna otak!

But I liked this one:
"I am sexually attracted to people who leave comments on my blog, its so damn freaking sexy I'm going to rip this t-shirt apart."

Haha. Good one. =p


ATTN: Andrew Chua
– You said it. HARASSMENT KAU KAU! Why all these people talk about sex on my page??? So pantang!


ATTN: Chris AGAIN
– Haha. You quite kiasu hor? But still fail. Semua salah. Haha. Better luck next time. =p


ATTN: Melsong
– See lah. It's true. People only want to see pictures these days. Nobody cares enough to read what I say. -_- Melampau.


ATTN: Andrew Chua
– I AM SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED?! HAHAHA. How the heck do you make sense of that!?

Eee. Who is Zoe Tay?

And yes. Those are steamed nuts. Very nice. I like. Salty salty wan. Stupid buggers charged us RM2 for it though. Grrr. We thought it was on the house. Should have known. Nothing is free in this world. -_-

Jeffro said...

OMG! You're gonna leave that as a mystery, making us ponder about it day and night?!

Kak Pam oh.. This world where got free meals??

AA said...

"Why all these people talk about sex on my page??? So pantang!"

Your page, my page, Tom Dick or Harry's page... People just like to talk about sex...
Ok la... Maybe cos you SEXY lor... hahaha...


"– I AM SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED?! HAHAHA. How the heck do you make sense of that!?"

Ya... it would make sense if it read You WERE.....


"Eee. Who is Zoe Tay?"

here's a pic of her. see if she's pretty enough for you to look her up on wikipedia...
http://wiki.d-addicts.com/Image:Zoetay.jpg

Pam Song said...

ATTN: Jeffro
– Haha. Wait lah. Hold your horses a bit can or not? Let me wash my baju first then I take a picture and show you all lah. Ish! Impatient-ness!


ATTN: Andrew Chua
– All of you need to get your minds out of the gutter. When I tell you what the t-shirt says, you all sure potong steam wan. Haha.

And Zoe Tay and I look NOTHING like each other lah. I LOOK SO OLD MEH???

Jeffro said...

LOL! yea.. i hate to hear ppl say the pic of the t-shirt stinks.. We can wait.. Kekeke xD

Eh.. You look nothing like her! You're better.. and definitely younger! Haha!

AA said...

"out of the gutter..." sure there's a hint somewhere in this phrase...

eh people older so of course look older la...

Pam Song said...

ATTN: Jeffro
– Haha. Okay. Then you continue waiting. Haha. Maybe this weekend or next only you all get to see. Haha. No time to berwashing washing lah.

And THANK YOU! I AM younger!


ATTN: Andrew Chua
– Haha. Ya lah. I've repeated myself so many times I sound like a broken record.

She looks... plastic somewhat. Ada buat plastic surgery wan?

ah:beng said...

"i am sexually chastise"

get it right :)

Randy said...

EXPENSIVE taste.. =.=

AA said...

so that's the answer ar? chastise?

bout the plastic surgery i dunno la... but she's from Singapore... dun u feel the whole of Singapore like made of plastic...

Jeffro said...

LOL! chuck everything into the washing machine and it will automatically wash for you.. *Wink*

ahahah, you're welcome you're welcome.. a cup of mochacino/frappucino ya..

Anonymous said...

i have never told you? tsk tsk :)
who were you thinking anyway?

chun leung

Pam Song said...

ATTN: ah:beng
– Haha. Stop foncusing them lah. =p


ATTN: Randy Khoo
– Yeah, wei! Tell me about it. If everyday eat liddat by the time reach middle of the month, nothing left in the pocket already. -_-


ATTN: Andrew Chua
– Haha. Don't listen to Ah Beng. He's talking nonsense. =p

And yes. I agree. A lot of Singaporeans tend to look alike. They seem to like the same features so I guess they play up the same things. Feels a little unnatural (read: fake) to me lah.


ATTN: Jeffro
– Ya lah. But then I'll have to wait up for the clothes and all that to dry. Maybe over the weekend lah. Haha.


ATTN: sphyrez
– No, I never knew! I always thought you were this cheerleader teenage boy from my church!

AA said...

"A lot of Singaporeans tend to look alike."

i meant the squeaky clean roads and buildings actually... not the people... =p
but nvm la...

eh... gutter... could it be sexually drained?

but i know sure wrong again... :(

Jeffro said...

alamak.. have to wait over the weekend now.. i think can la.. I shall open my eyes big big to see the words.. O_O

babychyu said...

darling u r so cute la..
"every bite like eat gold liddat"
tat is Sooooo TRUE !!!
ekekekkekekeke

babychyu said...

nanged !!

Pam Song said...

ATTN: Andrew Chua
– HAHAHA. Whoops. Am not a big fan of Sg actually. Okok lah. But I don't exceptionally like the place. Neutral only.

And you're right. You're wrong. HAHAHAHA.


ATTN: Jeffro
– Haha. Patience is a virtue. =p


ATTN: babychyu
– Haha. Thank yeeewwww! And really lor. I eat time every bite have to make sure I taste everything. Or else not worth it. HAHA.

Jeffro said...

like the malay saying..
kesabaran tu separuh drpd iman..

i getting anxious.. O_O

Pam Song said...

ATTN: Jeffro
– Anxious??? Woman, hold on to your panties can or not??? All good things take time.

Jeffro said...

Who you calling woman? Btw, I'm holding my boxer only.. Still waiting though..

Pam Song said...

ATTN: Jeffro
– Maybe next weekend only you guys will see it. Or much much later this week. Not so soon lah. Procrastination is my middle name.

Jeffro said...

SO LONG ar? what to do? Kak Pam is such a busy lady..

Pam Song said...

ATTN: Jeffro
– Ya lor. Haha. Anyway, all good things take time. =p

Jeffro said...

hahaha.. I'll buy that..All Good things take time.. I'm looking forward to see the Good Thing.. ^_^

Pam Song said...

ATTN: Jeffro
– Darn right they do. And the weekend's coming up. Chill. All in good time. =p

Jeffro said...

Hahaha.. Will wait Will wait..
Just so long that the Good Thing Arrives.. ^_^

Pam Song said...

ATTN: Jeffro
– Stay tuned!

Jeffro said...

Am Staying.. my staying has been proven.. ^_^

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