Ah Beng, they tell me that revenge is sweet. And in response to your attempt at scarring me for life (don't think that I forget; I remember for LIFE), this *points below* is surely as sweet as it gets.
*snicker*
Pam Song: Eh, come see this. *points to screen with YouTube video*
Ah Beng: Wait a sec. I need to finish this *insert random Chinese word here* first.
Pam Song: Whoa. *blink blink* Was that a Chinese word?! Was that??? Haha haha haha.
Ah Beng: *narrows eyes* Eh, b*tch. Don't underestimate my knowledge of Mother Land (that's China if you were too katak to know) language, okay!
Pam Song: *still laughing and gasping for air* I can't believe it! I can't believe you know that word! Haha haha haha.
Ah Beng: *scowls* Never talk bad about the Mother Land lah! Seven billion people come and hunt you down then only you know.
Pam Song: *bursts out laughing again* *stops* *looks pointedly at Ah Beng* Sigh. *shakes head* Bodoh.
HAHA HAHA HAHA.
Funny like hell. Make me laugh
until face senget, stomach pain.
Funny like hell. Make me laugh
until face senget, stomach pain.
p/s: If you guys didn't get the joke, you really need to start using Google for something more than porn, okay.
52 comments :
@.@ I don't get it... Did I miss something out? *scratches head* Oooo.. OH YA! I don't understand chinese also, so that explains why! LOL!
ATTN: Jeffro
– Alamak! You tak dapat??? Why you all so blur? I also had another colleague who super tak dapat. Even though I told her the joke in person! Haha. I'm actually writing a post regarding that right now. Maybe you'll get it then. =p
LOL! dunno.. i think my understanding is vwery bad.. Sowwiee *glowy eyes*
At least im not alone! hehehehe xD
ATTN: Jeffro
– Haha. You are definitely not alone, man. Haha. When you see what the joke is I'm sure you'll slam your head into the wall cos the joke was staring you in the face. Haha. =p
7 bullionnnnnnn. lol
*headBanging the wall!*
*OUCH!!!*
wth.......
LOL!
ATTN: ming
– See, this is proof that girls are smarter. =p
ATTN: Jeffro
– Haha. Tau pun. =p Post will be up in less than 15 mins. Haha. Your comment is featured. =p
LOL! booyah!
er... 'joke' aside, how did the issue of talking bad about the Mother Land come up? i don't see anyone saying anything negative about China...
ATTN: Jeffro
– Haha. Do you get it now? =p
ATTN: Andrew Chua
– Ya lah! That's weird Ah Beng logic for you. He only getting sensitive and riled up with his own Mother Land talk. Haha.
hmm... touchy guy... but next time dun tease him la... wait he malu... that'll kill any hope that he'll ever speak the Mother Tongue properly :)
neway, good blog... artful...
"I Write"... that's a masterstroke...
ATTN: Andrew Chua
– Haha. That, he is. Most definitely. Haha. In all sense of the word summore. (With other guys, of course. =p)
And this bugger is totally hopeless when it comes to getting the intonation correct. Haha. The four sounds are totally lost on him.
And thanks for the compliment. Haha. I do write. =p
You obviously do... and what better way to say it than to just say it...
guess your posts will be on my regular diet of written food from now...
but at the rate you're going...digestion may be a problem...
ATTN: Andrew Chua
– I like being direct. So long as nobody gets paper cuts along the way, Direct is the way to go. =p
And don't worry. I don't blog as often as this. Depending on my work day. Sometimes, sneaking in 1 post already kills me. Haha.
May the Force be With You... :)
ATTN: Andrew Chua
– Woosah!
LOL.. actually i got it before you post up the recent blog.. But commented only after you posted up.. *feeling slow*
ATTN: Jeffro
– You only got it cos Ming hinted at it!!! Right? Right?? Dun bluff meeee!!!
ATTN: Jeffro
– Oh, and how's the head banging going? Haha. The wall bleeding yet. =p
LOL... u got me there! However, i did not bluff u.. *showing innocent face*
I saw that, and got it, before you even posted up.. but *sobs* damage has been done to my wall.. OMG! I'm so gonna get screwed by my mum!
ATTN: Jeffro
– Innocent faces don't work on me. I can smell a rat from a mile away. Haha.
And it's okay. Tell your mom you'll be using that wall more often now that you're reading Tinki Talks. HAHAHAHA.
LOL you have good nose.. *claps* I only can smell food from a mile away..
nah, i won't be able to do that to the wall anymore.. my mum took away my ketchup bottle.. *sigh*
ATTN: Jeffro
– Oh, damn.
Chili?
@.@ unfortunately i'm not good with chili.. wun be me any good.. DESPAIR...
ATTN: Jeffro
– Don't have that sorry defeatist attitude! FIGHT for what you want! LEARN what you don't know! MASTER what you always thought you couldn't.
Believe in you, I do, young jedi.
success, I will be, oh wise one..
defeat the enemy! CHARGE! if my mum ever sees this, *gulps* it might the end of me..
I fear not losing my life, but losing the chance of coming back here, I fear!
ATTN: Jeffro
– Come into the light, young one. The force is strong with you, I feel. Leave the dark side, you must.
Oh wise one.. I shall folow you..
*following the leader music in the background*
Show the path to light, and art shall be stronger.. lol..
we talking ancient time english ady?
ATTN: Jeffro
– Eh, uncle. This is not ancient English lah. This is ala Star Wars. You dun pikachu so much can or not? Must watch old movies also.
LOL.. *I wanna be the very best!....*
oh yesh yesh.. it's starwars.. Pikachu? So long ago weih... Now CSI, desperate housewives, bionic woman, numb3rs, heroes,.... *the list go on and on* but they all hv something in common.. I nvr get to watch it till the end.. =.="
ATTN: Jeffro said...
– YOU watch Desperate Housewives??? Then you got watch Sex In The City or not??? Hahaha.
I like House. And CSI. And numb3rs. And OTH. And Smallville. And Desperate Housewives too, of course. =p
But I also like So You Think You Can Dance. A lot a lot. Am following the current season. Soooo good.
Of course got ler.. Swt..
But nvr complete any of the series mentioned.. Swt even more!
So U Think U Can Dance.. is cool.. learn some nifty moves there.. unfortunately it was theoretical only.. LOL!
ATTN: Jeffro
– Eh... cannot do things halfway halfway wan. Must FINISH what you start!
And yes. SYTYCD is superb! I love the choreography. Very nice.
haiyo.. i also want to finish them..
if only i had enough hard disk space and time to watch them..
i'm like a movie freak when i start watching.. Cant stop! den other work just "dies" at that time.. =.="
Indeed! SYTYCD was simply great!
ATTN: Jeffro
– I have an external just for my sitcoms, reality shows, dramas and movies. =p I'm an addict. Who doesn't seem to have time for her addiction. Haha. Damn sad case.
Haha.. sad case lor me..
my external oso "Pow Cha", no space ady.. Now waiting to get another external, to fit them in.. and watch each epi per week (OH MY, that's so gonna take forever!)
ATTN: Jeffro
– Take one weekend off and go marathon your way through em all lah! That's what I usually do. One shot watch like 10 episodes. Haha.
fooh.. I wish i had time to even say that.. at the moment.. There's not even a week off for me..
but if i do have the time, i will definitely watch it like a RUSH-athon..
ATTN: Jeffro
– Eeyer. Means you will forward forward wan. Cheh. Dun call yourself a fan if you forward. You're only qualified if you're best friends with the Rewind button. =p
O.O Forward the advertisements in between oso tak boleh? Aiyo.. The Rewind buddy says duwan to repeat the ads, esp the Gatsby one la..
ATTN: Jeffro
– Huh? What kind of ciplak show you download lah? No advertisements wan lah. At least those that my friends download and pass to me dun have.
me no download ciplak show.. my fren gave to me, said it's direct from TV.. LOL! that's why got ads.. Haha.. hmmm seems like you better ones, I borrow?
ATTN: Jeffro
– Haha. How to borrow lah?! You need to torrent the files. Quite big, the size.
Torrenting the files.. *knock knock*
My "56kBps" speed is not so good for that anymore.. Might take months weih..
u got external HDD right? *eye brows*
Nyek Nyek Nyek
ATTN: Jeffro
– HAHAHAHA. You sad sad people with 56kbps need to get yourselves an upgrade lah. Seriously. Damn sad case, wei. Hahahaha.
wah.. how to upgrade summore.. RM88 a month not getting me much oso.. Definitely if upgrade oso wun make any difference.. *sobs sobs*
ATTN: Jeffro
– I don't get why yours is so slow until liddat. You use wifi issit? Got ppl leaching on your access?
no wifi.. pure router-modem.. T_T
still slow.. everyone in the neighbourhood using streamyx..
so more or less we know why its slow now..
ATTN: Jeffro
– Oh well. Better than if you stay in a condo, right? And must be you have a lot of ppl who like to torrent. =p
haha.. I think so.. ppl here don't have consideration.. LOL.. Dun give me chance to torrent at all.. hahaha
ATTN: Jeffro
– I don't understand how you survive lor. I would die if I couldn't download music. You're missing out on so much!!! Unless you have friends who are kind and who pass you music lah. =p
Haha.. Surprised that I'm still alive? haha.. So am I..
Me too.. But had to live with music that i have.. and also the music supplied by my friends.. ^_^
i'm a survivor..
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