Of late, I find my growing collection
of comment notification emails
very overwhelming. Like, totally.
*sweat*
of comment notification emails
very overwhelming. Like, totally.
*sweat*
They're never-ending wan! And I'm dead serious when I say that. As soon as I find time to reply any (I always reply comments... uh, unless things get too sensitive =p), they come streaming in again. One after another, after yet another! See also I scared. The palm-sweat-hand-shake-mouth-dry kind of scared summore. Dun play play. Hardcore stuff, okay, this wan.
See? Never bluff you wan.
Currently, I have about 20 posts with active comments. I think. More or less lah. I really can't keep track of all of them anymore. (And that's AFTER I decided to stop responding to some talk-nonsense-until-no-meaning-already conversations.) Faint or not, I ask you??? I think I need to hire
28 comments :
mayb u could up the level like nicole and stop replying..
ATTN: RealGunners
– But but but... That's not how I operate Tinki Talks! =(
O_O I hear someone complaining liao T_T *sobs*
firstly see my nick, ^_^
then see the story, T_T
Now >.<
ATTN: Jeffro
– Complaining over the load. Not over the comments. Different. Haha. Overwhelming!
O... Complain di... Ok lor... Get the hint liao lor...
ATTN: Andrew Chua
– Haha. Merajuk pula. =p
Eh, I got solution. Just find me more readers, then I can hire help. HAHAHA.
ATTN: ALL TINKI STALKS, I mean TALKS READERS.
Hi, fellow readers. Look, what the lady actually wants is for all of you to further INCREASE your comments and participation. We all know when a woman says "No", it actually means "Yes". What is uttered out from her thoughts, u apply the reciprocal of it!
So, Jeffro listen up, Tinki da Winky just wants you to pump up your reply comments. Hell!, 16 comments from 1 comment leaver
in just 1 hour and 5 minutes ; To Tinki, that's juz like some dude with a low sperm count.
So Jeffro, bah faster la, up da ante. At least, double it to 32 comments in an hour.
ATTN: Chris
– WAH!!! PIANG!!!
Si liao lah. You wanna kill me ah, Chris?
LMAO @ Chris.. Now that's something we all can agree on.. Alright guys, "pump" up your "guns" LOL!
We'll show what many "low sperm count" can do!! ROFLMAO!
ATTN: Tinki,
Yes, yes, very well, it seems Jeffro oredi understood your subtle message. He's gearing up for marathon replies. He'll try his best. No need to thank me for seeing thru your reciprocal-of-women-words message.
ATTN: Chris
– WAH!!! PIANG!!!
Si liao lah. You wanna kill me ah, Chris?
U all female species memang shy and subtle, see, even when praising me there, oso need all those subtleties. Mien (Mai) Keh Kee, ya.
ATTN: jeffro,
Glad u got the message, now go ahead and top up those replies. Errmm, i got high sperm counts, so aiyah dont relli need to reply so much la ho. I'll juz sit here and read oni. U juz be good and reply as much as u can. Atta boy!
I juz cant stop holding back the laughters, after reading this post and all the subsequent replies.
LMAO! Seriously.. I laugh like crazy reading this comments (and of course the post)
hmm.. *pause* *reads back again*
Hey Chris! ya calling me a low sperm count dude? =.=" GRRRRR! pfft!
ROFLOOL
ATTN: Jeffro
– EH EH! You listen to ME! Not to kacau Chris!!!
ATTN: Chris
– Thank you your head ah! Haha. YOu want me to die ah?
Eh, you speak Hokkien wan meh?
And how you know your sperm count is good?
thats one big fan of the stuff you post about pam. LOL
ATTN: narymama
– Haha. Fan? Stalker? Haha. Friend? =p
Yes, yes Kak Pam.. your words are my command.. Unfortunately not all la.. Haha.. =P
*sob* all i iz tryin to do waz help *sob*
I beg your pardon, Tinki! The tadpole counts, that's a very private question. Aiyah knowla, u check da sac u know.
Not much hokkien la, know a few profanity and those simple jiak fan, jiak sai , tiew nya seng, beh jai, tuo ka cherng. Went to Penang b4 i left PJ, it's like a foreign country coz everyone speaks Hokkien, went wif me landlord serving as host coz he was from Penang.
ATTN: Jeffro
– Haha. Eh, listen means listen lah. Where can choose command wan?? =p
ATTN: Chris
– BLUFFER!!! If you know of Jeffro's tadpole counts, why can't we know yours?
HAHAHA. And jiak fan your head lah. It's jiak p'ng or jiak pui'ng. (Depending on Northern hokkien or Southern.) Haha. So obvious your hokkien tak jadi. =p
haha, so ironic that a post about too many comment notifications would generate... well, too many comment notifications =P
ATTN: ayandy
– Haha! True, true. It IS ironic. =p
It's because of your prompt reply, which turns your comment box into a discussion forum.
ATTN: Simon Seow
– Haha. But I can't NOT reply! Cos it'll pile up and I'll go crazy. -_-
LOL! Chris' hokkien failed ady..
Aiyo.. Cant choose? ~___~
Yesssss boss..
I also got problem.... I GOT NO COMMENTS...
see la, some people got too much, some got none. XD
ATTN: Jeffro
– Haha. Yeah. Super fail. =p
And correct lah! Good boy! Ah Beng would be so proud of you!
ATTN: Ping Ping
– HAHAHAHAHA. Funny lah you. =p
WEI!!!
ermm, i meant to type p'ng. think my mind wandered off when i was typing.
Ok, ok! I failed my hokkien, wa beh jai, wa beh jai. But at least i know some profanities n that's enuff to know. Hummph!!!
ATTN: Chris
– Haha. Uncle, even that 'wa beh jai' part was wrong, wei. HAHA. It's supposed to be Wa Um Jai/Cai. And p'ng is Southern Hokkien. Haha.
Yippie! Let's celebrate! LOL
Ah beng pergi mane?
*cryyyyyyyyyyy*
Ok, Ok, I give up, no more hokkien from me again, unless its profanity.
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