Online Bookings

They make 'em all sound so easy.

"Enjoy the convenience of placing your booking right from your PC!" "24-hour availability!" "Instant access!" "Hassle-free reservations!" "Everything you need is now just a single click away!"

Backside lah. You bluff me
with stupid exclamation marks.
Don't think I don't know.

It's all false advertising, I tell you. False! Fake! Fallacious! They liiieeeee! It's actually NOT that easy. In fact, believe you me, it's a lot of hard work!


After an hour and fourty-five minutes of loading countless web pages, punching in numbers and calculating prices, managing hours, arranging transportation, keying in details, calling the necessary parties for confirmation, and squinting at my comp screen throughout the entire ordeal, I have to say that I am officially beat. My two online bookings (see how pathetic this is?) have gotten me all zapped out. Totally. I need to hit the sack. Now. Ciao.