I wrote a post earlier today entitled It's Payback Time. (Please read that post first in order to fully understand what I'm saying or else you'll just think that I'm a psycho girl telling on her colleague, to another colleague. I don't want to seem psycho. So please read. Thankyouverymuchforyourkindcooperation.) It was a totally random conversation between Ah Beng and I, which turned out to be a total joke. Thing is, what I don't get is how very few people seem to get the hilarity of the situation!
And let me tell you this first:
it's NOT a Chinese-word joke.
it's NOT a Chinese-word joke.
Even if you're a Bangla living in Canada or an Australian living in Uzbekistan, you'll get it lah, okay. Seriously. Shame on you guys. Tsk tsk. Same same like this other colleague of mine. (I'm going to call her Wrong Top.)
Pam Song: You won't believe what Ah Beng just said lah. I tell you ah. Haiyooo... Buat malu only lah.
Wrong Top: Haha. Why lah? What he say?
Pam Song: *relating story* Well, tiba tiba only he said a Chinese word. So I also shocked lah! Then I laughed at him lor. Then he tell me, "Eh, b*tch. Don't underestimate my knowledge of Mother Land language, okay!"
Wrong Top: HAHAHA. And then?
Pam Song: Then the best part is this: he summore can tell me, "Never talk bad about the Mother Land lah! SEVEN BILLION PEOPLE come and hunt you down then only you know." HAHA HAHA HAHA. *continues to laugh hysterically*
Wrong Top: *silently* Haha haha haha. *shy smile* Uh... Why ah? China got how many people?
Pam Song: @_@ OMG, you're worst than him!!! At least he knew that he got the digits wrong! Hello, the whole world only got 6 billion-something people lah!!!
This is proof that something is really, really wrong with our education system lah, I tell you. Will somebody with an IQ above 40 please step forward and be our next Education Minister? I don't intend to have my kids to turn out this way.
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42 comments :
LOL! OMG!!! should I say this is a good publicity?? farny ler..
man was I blur that time! *Still LMAOL that I could not understand that earlier*
ATTN: Jeffro
– Haha. Good or bad publicity, it's FREE publicity. Haha.
Haha.. a free publicity is a good publicity... *wink*
ATTN: Jeffro
– Haha. You got that right. =p
Wootz! And all thx to Pam Pam.. LOL xD
ATTN: Jeffro
– Ahem ahem. Next round, I'm charging. =p
hmm.. i tot free 1 free another round service? Haha.. No need charge ba.. *wink*
ATTN: Jeffro
– Pfft. Didn't yer mama ever tell you that nothing in this world is free? =p
Nope.. She only told me there's no free meal.. She didn't tell me anything else in regards of Free services.. *wink*
ATTN: Jeffro
– Ah boy ah, I'm sure that when she told you about that free meal, she was referring to more than just meals. *wink*
LOL! You start to sound like my mum ady.. calling ah boy... =.="
Hmm.. Auntie PAM!
hmm.. well maybe she refers to other type of meals.. or i couldnt catch it.. *blur ma*
ATTN: Jeffro
– WOAI! Dun simply simply call ah! Warning you.
And it's time to wake up lah, boy. Your mummy meant all sorts of meals. Even those that include pimping on blogs. =p
Sowwwiee... *feels bad*
LOL pimping on blogs? Cool thing.. is it a meal? how does it relate? pimping blogs = buffet? LOL
ATTN: Jeffro
– Masih tak ada paham!?
*sweat*
tak paham oh.. *stuck in denial*
ATTN: Jeffro
– WOAI BUDAK! Jangan bazir masa I ah! I warning kat you ah! I orang busy bee tau!
Ye la KaK Pam.. Gua tau u sgt bz..
Ye la ye la... sudoh paham.. LOL
Tapi.. Kak Pam bz apo?
ATTN: Jeffro
– Busy buat kerje lah! Ingatkan macam you ke? Senang sangat boleh baca blog, komen komen semua.
LOL... I pun tak senang cam Kak Pam.. Tapi cam seronok je baca post post.. and bagi komen.. ^^
Interaksi ma.. tak la boring sgt dgn keje keje tu sume.. *wink*
ATTN: Jeffro
– Memang benar. Macam ni baru ada interaksi. Haha.
hahaha.. speaking of interaction.. Must salute you!
I load around 10 post from you.. to interact.. LOOL!(not typo)
entertainment.. *wink wink*
ATTN: Jeffro
– My blog isn't a one-way communication place ma. Haha. So of course got response wan lo. UNLESS... the topic too off already then I will say I'm not commenting. Haha.
p/s: I sesat. What's LOOL?
Cool! Then I'm at definitely at the right place..
btw.. LOOL is laugh out OVERLY loud..
*points back at the title of the post*
ATTN: Jeffro
– Wah! Bantai me balik lah! Melampau. CIS BEDEBAH! BERANI ENGKAU!
Wahai kekawan.. Ku tidak Bantai Mu..
Ku hanya gelak akan mu.. LOL
Ku mohon maaf.. Jangan hantar orang untuk pancung ku.. =P
ATTN: Jeffro
– Amboi, tengok tu boleh berpuisi,
Cakap kosong pun ada isi!
Haha.. I'm flattered.. Probably a "gift" of which I'm blessed..
ahh.. i see u can do that too..
probably better me, times 2..
ATTN: Jeffro
– We used to rhyme a lot of here,
Once used to it, 100% no fear,
If puisi very good everybody cheer,
Celebrate, sing song and drink beer.
Wootz, that's good weih..
Sounds good even when I say..
We should continue more, ok?
Ah.. brain got jam, I AFK..
I'll come back the very next day,
No im not retreating, tats juz gay..
but rather i goin to bed, for my body to lay,
So goodnite to you, if I may
Another poem, don't worry, i'll come later and "pay"..
ATTN: Jeffro
– You really too free,
So much free-er than me,
I too much work, you see,
So very bloody busy,
And I'm not saying that cos I lansi,
I'd rather hang out and go party.
Seriously.
Wootz! You can make a story.. *Clap Clap*
I wanna go party, but no money.. Btw,where the party at? I nid a freaking map!
Seriouly, I not free, actually quite bz.. Got time oso use it to take a nap!
You LC? No, I only think ur funny.. Who said u LC? *ZAP ZAP!* and *give 'em a bitch SLAP*
but its better than ppl calling me "crazy", pointing at what they call "stupidity", that's so bad, making me emo and sad..
ATTN: Jeffro
– Looks like you can story story, too!
Bet you're so happy you'll need to a loo,
To release and let go, in other words POO!
More people like us doing this and it'd be like a zoo.
Why worry about money?
Go find a playboy bunny,
She'll give you some honey,
Haha. The image in my head very funny.
And ya lor. People say I LC,
I say they crazy,
Sure damn lazy,
Never think of better description of me.
LOL @ Kak Pam Song..
Now the story become long..
Probably I'm gonna sound like a ding dong,
Coz im gonna go around beating the gong..
Money? No Money, no song (wah beh song)..
Find bunnies? Those in Thongs?
OMG.. u making me think wrong..
weih i'm not like those wtf-"king kongs"
Haha.. Duncha feel like whacking 'em like ping pong?
I know I do, coz it'll turn my good mood on..
OMG it's 12! Clocks gone Ding Dong..
That's all for tonite folks, From yours truly, Jeffrey Ong
*temporary break for commercials*
wah lao, internet sux so bad that my post duplicates twice.. =.="
*commercial ends*
ATTN: Jeffro
– Apa macam commercial is that?
Time to buck up and rhyme for all, dear lad,
If you keep lazing you're gonna turn fat,
Then I dare not look, I'd rather be blind as a bat.
I couldn't wake up,
Like the pillow and my head got stuck,
Wishing it was Sunday but no such luck,
Think I'd rather borrow than work for bucks. -_-
im still having connection problems, the last time i check..
The commercial break was a result of that..
I tell you, it's slowly driving me mad..
me fat? No weih, i'd rather be turned into a rat..
unless you're saying fat=phat..
I see there's a change of flow..
hmm, cant get up, coz energy is low?
It was sunday, but another one is 6 days to go..
Cheer up! You should get a cup of Hot Choco..
luck, good or bad, they come as they may
we have to live it through everyday
only difference, is how we sway
put on a smile, things'll be ok..
i dunno, but that's how i do it, i do it my way..
my way on a highway!
ATTN: Jeffro
– Phat and fat got difference meh?
I really dun see what's different leh,
Unless it's spelling you're referring to,
You're really confusing me, you do.
It's so late and I'm so tired,
Just want to resign or just get fired,
Cannot think anymore just need to sleep,
All this rhyming is too deep deep.
phat and fat definitely got difference lor..
means cool, but can google for more..
stuck in confusion hor?
same like me, im stucked jor..
dun look for solutions using backdoor..
coz then more probs will then start to pour..
trust me, or else ur heading for a 6 by 4..
Get some rest lor, unless u wanna encore..
ATTN: Jeffro
– I think we should stop.
This is getting too far over the top.
Turn up the music and start to bop.
Dance till you feel your knees are gonna pop.
I bid the farewell my poetic friend,
May we meet around another bend, Should you need a helping hand,
Worry not, for that I shall lend.
I pun mau berhenti..
Tapi susah, nak stop, tapi continue lagi..
Pasang music loudly, stil boleh type free free..
How lar? Stop only when i go and pee..
So fast gdbye?
Hardly even got the chance to say Hi!
Don't worry, definitely i will ask for help, even though im a guy..
So sad, to know that.. Sigh..
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