No need for fancy introductions.
Good copy always does its own promo work.
Good copy always does its own promo work.
AirAsia billboard in Australia. [Source: CherryFlava.]Good stuff. Very smart.
(I'd never write it, though.)
(I'd never write it, though.)
Too bad it's so controversial that we'd probably never see it here in Malaysia. (I tell you, fake wan. All buat innocent only.) Malaysia Boleh! But ini sure tak boleh. Unless the dude on the approval board is totally dense and clueless. And has poor command of the English language.
76 comments :
I don't get, what's so controversial?
didn't get it at first, before your very helpful hint... guess i am totally dense and clueless...
to luxen:
you obviously do not specialize in profanities... but that's nothing to feel bad about... ;-)
it's ok.. pamsong didn't get it at first,
and second, and third, and fourth, and sixty fifth glance.
don't feel too bad :)
ATTN: luxen
– Haha. Take your time. =p And pay attention to my HELPFUL HINT. =p
ATTN: Andrew Chua
– Hey! I don't specialise in profanity, too! Haha. You make it sound like I do just cos I got it! Haha.
ATTN: ah:beng
– You blardee slut.
ATTN: pamsong
– You slutty bitch.
ATTN: ah:beng
– Oh yes yes. I love it when I have it all.
all that i am, all that i do, all that i'll never have, i freely give to you~~~~~
(out of topic) can you pls FASTER edit the peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeektures? my god. it's been like 7 hrs already.
ATTN: ah:beng
– I've said this before, I'll say it again: you really need to start remembering more lyrics. It's shameful! Summore I'm the one sitting next to you with my terrer music collection. Ish.
(out of topic) btw, can you put the marie digby songs in my S? ;p
ATTN: ah:beng
– DOING IT LAH! You think people no need to work wan ah??? Sheesh.
ATTN: ah:beng
– And please practice harmonising. I don't wanna sing with MELODY singers who can't harmonise for nuts.
it's called modified lyrics you (literally) one track mind person. -."
pamsong:
you only got it at the 66th attempt... so you are still quiet 'pure' la...
ah:beng:
thanks for the clarification ;-)
ATTN: ah:beng
– That's the excuse people with a lousy memory for lyrics use.
people really Isn't working. I CAN SEE YOUR SCREEN, if you, like, by pure random chance did not notice before.
say it again, say it again, say it again
say it again, say it again, say it again
ooo say it again, say it again, say it again
when you tell me you're doing work.
ATTN: Andrew Chua
– I didn't!!! He bluffs!!! I got it at the SECOND attempt!
ATTN: ah:beng
– HOAI!
That's it lah. I'm holding my extensive music library hostage. No more emo Chinese songs for you. THAT'S IT! And I'll say it again, say it again, say it again, say it again. NO MORE!
andrew, she's as pure as the glistening speck off the mountain of milky white snow beneath the fjord.
ATTN: ah:beng
– What the heck is a fjord??
SECOND attempt, AFTER I phoenetically read it out for her.
ATTN: ah:beng
– SERLAT!!!
don't you look to wikipedia for all of life's answers?
ATTN: ah:beng
– I don't use Wiki. I use Mac's Dictionary. Pfft. Not like you have THAT application, of course. Loser. I win.
i'd rather be a SERLAT than a SELAT Melaka.
thank you very much.
BUAT MUKA BITCH! ten on ten!!!!
ATTN: ah:beng
– BETUL TU! Ten on ten! Cummon cummon cummon! UH UH UH! Hahaha.
Balala sket.
how does the dictionary give you answers? besides the definition of Bitch and Slut?
*many many the konfusionz*
pam:
ooo... 2nd attempt... you do specialize then...
beng:
you've lost me in your beautiful meandering sentence of first grade construction... catch no ball... but i'm guessing it's a sarcastic remark...
here comes the dictionary. Phuket.
ATTN: ah:beng
– bitch |bi ch |
noun
1 a female dog, wolf, fox, or otter.
2 informal derogatory a woman whom one dislikes or considers to be malicious or unpleasant.
• [in sing. ] informal a thing or situation that is unpleasant or difficult to deal with : the stove is a bitch to fix.
slut |slət|
noun
a slovenly or promiscuous woman.
Tau tak?
ATTN: Andrew Chua
– Ahh, thank you. Validation. Me likes. =p
And yes. Ah Beng enjoys using big words he doesn't understand. It always happens.
don't make me air dirty laundry now...
ATTN: ah:beng
– GASP! You wouldn't. You wanna play dirty, huh? HUH???
*snarls*
rip it off, uh uh argh grrrrrr rRRRrrrrrrrrrr
ATTN: ah:beng
– Go smoke yourself to death lah.
fjords are found in norway. they were designed by Slartibartfast, a member of the alien race that built Earth. at least, that's what 'The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy' says.
anyway, where's luxen? shall we unveil the mystery?
ATTN: Andrew Chua
– Haha. You read that book?
Anyway, Luxen like MIA di. We see if he gets it after our comments first before we reveal. Other people never get to guess yet. =p
my current read... MPH selling it cheap in a package of five books...
anyway i don't think many people gonna go through your slut and bitch comments to get to where we are now la...
talking about slut, 'slovenly and promiscuous woman' kinda turns me on... :-p
cheap huh? haha...
cheap like a clearance sale, everything must go!
ATTN: Andrew Chua
– Eeyerrrr. So haram!
And yes. So cheap. Haha.
ATTN: ah:beng said...
– Bwahahaha. Good one. =p
18SX topic ma... so Phuket la...
and yup, everything must go, so i am going now; before profane gets more profane...
cheers guys :-)
ATTN: Andrew Chua
– CHEEERRRSSSS!
bye bye andrewkins.
xoxo.
ATTN: ah:beng
– *shiver*
Wahlao.. Comment-spam kao kao.. T_T 1 moment i saw a few, the next it reached 45?! WOOT! I wished I have such numbers of comments..
ATTN: Jeffro
– Haha. What for you want so many? This wan all talk rubbish wan anyways. =p
ermm.. yea.. good question.. Why i wan so many? ermm.. *scratch head* don't care ler.. i just want.. LOL
ATTN: Jeffro
– SO KIASSUUUU!!!
jeffro sure from penang one.....
ATTN: ah:beng
– EH, HELLO!!! He from kampung town like you lah.
Hahaha I didn't get it at first, then I saw the "profanities" word and I was like, "Oh." Hahahaha.
ATTN: The Faux Fashionista
– Haha. Quite smart hor?
I'm from penang? Not that I know off.. I'm from KL.. Unfortunately towards the side skirts of KL.. *sigh*
the pun is actually quite bad.
I saw that they have added a sticker to all the hanging handle supports in the trains of the Delhi metro station - and they all sat "only people who uses Rexona can use this"
ATTN: Jeffro
– OUT skirts, my friend. OUT skirts. =p
ATTN: k0k s3n w4i
– That Rexona thingy is very common. Personally, I prefer word puns to that kind of puns.
woah, i'm super dense n clueless... didnt really geddit till i saw de 'profanities' thingy... =P
O_O alert sia...
that was suppose to test your 4 eyes.. *winks*
Note:
Side skirts = like those of a car
Out skirts = outlying areas
=D
ATTN: YANZ
– Haha. It's a good thing. It means you have a clean mind. =p
ATTN: Jeffro
– Pfft! Liar!!!
Cover-up kau kau. Hahahahahahaha.
Ka-ching! *james bond pose!* LMAO!
but actually hor.. i do know the difference.. a lil mistake spices up things dun u think so? LOL!
ATTN: Jeffro
– Eh, I say you're a crook with a bad cover-up. I never say you are hero with numbers for your name. Ish!
LOL! Heroes are always in disguise, even if they have to be the crook.. I thank you for not spilling out my identity so soon.. Thank you thank you..
since ppl will soon find out about me, i'll have to kill 'em..
*sharpens knives*
ATTN: Jeffro
– I'm Catwoman.
Hahaha.. So I'm Batman now?
ATTN: Jeffro
– No no. I AM Catwoman. You WANT to be Batman. *GRIN*
No No No.. I wanna be Tony Stark.. *evil grins*
ATTN: Jeffro
– Eh, wait. Suddenly forget. Who's Tony Stark ah? How come sound so familiar wan?
Hmmm.
OH YEAH!!! Ironman! Haha. I like when all the cars kena bakar. =p
LOL! BINGO! Ironman that is.. Wootz!
Zhen Chong Ming.. LOL!
ATTN: Jeffro
– Thank you thank you. =p
=P Now you owe me starbucks.. LOL!
ATTN: Jeffro
– Pfft. For THAT comment? NEVVAAAA!!!
HAHA.. Was expecting that to come.. No starbucks? Coffee Bean? Old Town? Station 1? McD's? etc?
ATTN: Jeffro
– Haha. My answer for this will all be default. Haha. NEVVVAAAAA!!! =p
LOL.. like tape recorder.. NEVVVAAAAA!!!
Mamak? Also cannot?? ~___~
ATTN: Jeffro
– Kacang putih also cannot.
*grin*
~_______~ Kacang putih pun tak boleh.. Haiyo!!
Life is incomplete lor.. LOL
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