Friday, March 28, 2008

Rihanna's Got Funky Boobies

My job requires that I be well-versed and knowledgeable in all things that even remotely concern fashion, what's hot on the red carpet, and the beauty industry. (So not me, right? Haha.)

And since I'm such a cheapskate who's just too kiam siap to invest in one-time-read-then-throw-already magazines, my company has resolved to BUY magazines for me to make me that much more competent in what I do. Tee hee. =p

But I have to say, being drowned under free magazines isn't always a good thing. It's begun to make licking up bits of hot goss seem like homework!!! -_- No joke.

Anyway, check out the very latest
(and most interesting) result of my research.

Meet Rihanna.

Go from good... GREAT!

(Yes, size does matter. =p)

See the diff or not??? Haha.

She grew!
Uh,.. up.

It really is so fascinating how boobies haram sampai tak halal in Malaysia. So much so that the poor dear lost her curves to Photoshop. Haha. Look!

Same mag, same shoot, different boobie size.

Tee hee.

I hope the international one's the real deal. =p


3POINT8 said...

U reminded me of why I always get magazines like these from aus and nvr in msia...

infinitium said...

what the hell... just when I thought the country was on the path of recovery given results of the last election.... *shakes head in disgust*

now how could anyone complain about fleshy boobies? Fleshy boobies good! (unless they're man tits)


yinhao said...

Not just the boob size... she looks fatter too @_@

chwan said...

Same goes to other mag... FHM also same... really kanasai...

pamsong said...

– I like non-local magazines cos of the ads. =p

ATTN: infinitium
– Some things change. Some things never do. =p

And yuck to that man-tit comment. *shiver*

What does your J stand for?

ATTN: yinhao
– Angle maybe?

ATTN: chwan
– FHM makes boobie smaller?! Sure bo? That's a man's mag wor...

sheon said...

in a society that's obsessed with boobies....for all the wrong reasons...lemme just reiterate that boobies are not everything.... sigh.

luxen said...

all the man mags in Malaysia like FHM and Maxim blur out the cleavage. It's self censorship. It's already very hard to get a print license so they don't want to risk anything on it.

When I saw the cover of FHM with Hannah Tan I was laughing at the photoshop job they did to 'unsex' her. She looked so different from real life.

pamsong said...

ATTN: sheon
– Of course! There are nipples, too! =p

Kiddin. So salah and anti-women's rights, wei.


ATTN: luxen
– Issit!? I didn't know. See, proof that I don't read men's mags. =p

But I agree. Sometimes they just make it tooooo obvious already.

sheon said...

*pengsan-s* there goes another one.

i better goto work to do from home in the morning (god bless Outlook Web Access), and got shopping to do in the afternoon....


luxen said...

If you compare the malaysian guy magazines to the female mags, I think female mags like cosmo and her world have more sexier pictures.

Their cellulite adverts are way more sexy than anything FHM dares to put out.

joshuaongys said...

msia marh... is liddat wan...

pamsong said...

ATTN: sheon
– You make shopping sound like work. -_-

ATTN: luxen
– Hmmm. No kua. But you cannot compare Cosmo lah. They're the more 'out there' magazine. You compare with little kuchi magazines like Malaysian Women's Weekly and Cleo and see. Nothing to see also wan!

ATTN: joshuaongys
– Malaysians no likes boobies? =p

sheon said...

shopping alone IS work. or chore lar.

i like shopping with a aligned partner. usually i'll grab my gal-buddies....but my gal-buddies are all occupied today.

eunice said...

every magazine cover girl in malaysia got no boobies after photoshop... sigh~

pamsong said...

ATTN: sheon
– Haha. Such a typical guy answer.

But I'm surprised you'd shop with girls. Wouldn't waiting outside shoe shops be MORE work? Haha.

ATTN: eunice
– So sad case, hor? I like seeing boobies in magazines. The help fill dresses.

sheon said...

no..actually my gfs all will ask me to join them in the shops one...and help them choose. even intimate wear.... :)

i think you got it wrong there, a typical would think that shopping alone is more relaxing than shopping with a opposite mah.

pamsong said...

ATTN: sheon
– Wah! So you very girlfriend wan lah. Haha. Interesting. Didn't see you as the kind. =p

sheon said...

hahaha....not "that" kinda lah...

women are better listeners, dont you think? and whenever i tell them my problems or dilemma, they'd always advise to solve the problem from a softer approach...just the way i like it. coz i think there is always a softer approach to any problems.

pamsong said...

ATTN: sheon
– Haha. Yes. Women ARE better listeners. And we give more constructive advice most of the time. The kind of advice that doesn't cause you to lose friends or offend ppl. Because we're just made more sensitive that way.

Most of us, at least.

Simon Seow said...

I think it's higher clothes, they just used the yellow and removed the boobies. Sigh, let's migrate to Singapore.

pamsong said...

ATTN: Simon Seow
– They definitely hiked up her hemline and reduced her cleavage. So terrible! It's so funny they do this here, though. I was watching a documentary once of Avril Lavigne and she was complaining that some magazine in the US actually made her boobs BIGGER! Haha. Opposite effect. =p

I'm not a big fan of Singapore actually. Haha. Boobies aren't a big enough pull factor.

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