Two nights ago, I sniffed out a roach. Found it talking a stroll near my very, very precious books. (Read: Chick Lit. And yes, they're very, very precious. What?! Books are expensive these days, okayyy.) Decided that that night would be the night it'd meet its doom.
A very sorry death indeed.
See it's twisted, mangled body nestled in Scott tissue paper? Heh. I did that. Single-handedly. Like, literally. WITH ONLY MY LEFT HAND, YO! Am I great or am I great, I ask you? Stupid roach thought that if it got into a weird crack I wouldn't be able to smash it? Pfft. Don't try me. My left hand gets into hard-to-reach places – easy, okayyy!DIE! DIE! DIE!
Who needs Rentokil or Fumakilla, wei?
Pam Song – Copywriter by day,
ROACH KILLA by night!
Tene nene. Tene nene.
Pam Song – Copywriter by day,
ROACH KILLA by night!
Tene nene. Tene nene.
18 comments :
ewww?!
yup..to kill a them..don't need any poison..just need a pair of hand..hehe..but that only if you dare to use it
ATTN: CincauHangus.com
– YAY! Yums.
ATTN: TNH
– I DARE!
On behalf of the Sacred Southpaw Federation, I hereby bestow you the honorable title of Honorary Citizen of the Southpaw community.
*CLAPS* *APPLAUSE* *WOLF WHISTLE*
We now know that we can count on YOU to CRUSH any Raksaksa that will occasionally cause destruction on planet Earth. This will render Ultraman, Power Rangers and even the Powermuff Girls redundant and jobless. I think Barney qualifies as an annoying Raksaksa.
But first, you have to crush the PETA protestors congregating outside your residence.
EW PAM!
wow! great pics..
tabik spring
You ah....so happy pak si ka chuak....whahahaha...Sampat betul lah!
Hmm.. time to design your "Roach Killa" outfit eh??
Oh.. next kill update us kay. My house got lots of em'... :D
P/S: *the phone can be thrown away. RM 8 konon :P*
whoah!!!!! i damn sked of roaches wan leh!!!! hahaha.....pam so brave!!!
but the most effective roach-buster i found that can be bought off the shelves is this devic: actually its just a piece of paper, with a glue pad and a bait. it'll lure out roaches with it's bait, and when the roach walks onto the glue pad, it will not take another step in it's life anymore!!! it's easy, it's cheap , it's clean, it's non-toxic.
when i moved into house some time ago, i realised that i was not alone in the house. stench of roaches, and also sightings of these mthfckrs were just unbearable!!! i've tried poison bait, baygon-ing dark & moist corners of the house.....nope. not as effective as the GLUE PAD!!! i managed to catch and disposed off at least 14 roaches over a period of 3-4 months!!!!
i hate roaches....but i am damn sked of them as well. hahahahah ..
GOOD : this mean PAMSONG can crush any SUPERSIZED demonic cockroach from Hell ! XD
OMG, pam you are the hero.. i dam sked of those fugly creatures... walao, u stil can squish it.. eu eu euwwwwwww
Pam so brave!
ewewew.
got cockroach juice somemore. did you wash your hands after, hehe.
and what a waste of good scott tissue. my dad uses newspaper. :P
ATTN: Chris
– Awww. Thanks, Chris! You a lefty?
And yes. I grew up with my fair share of Ultraman and Power Rangers episodes. I know Raksasas like the back of my hand. I know that Raksasa you call Barney is purple. And that he's fat. And stupid.
PETA? Why you talking about road maps when I'm crushing bad guys. *grin*
ATTN: estherlauderlyn
– You know you love the way I'm soooo heroic. If I could do it in your bathroom, I can do it around my books. Haha.
ATTN: Kurt Kuden
– Haha. Thanks! It was a real pleasure snapping them. Haha.
ATTN: Adrian Lim
– What sampat? You got six letters wrong. The word is UNIQUE okayyy. You think just any girl will wanna do this ah? Heh.
ATTN: yapthomas
– *in super whiny voice*
But.. but but... I haven't grown tired of my Catwoman outfit yet!!!
Sure, I'll update you on the next slaying. Hope there aren't anymore though.
p/s: The phone rawked. RM8 did too. It's just anti you. Heh. Works like a charm for me every time.
ATTN: sheon
– Yay!!! Pam so brave!!! Wheee! Haha.
AND LANGUAGE, SHEON! LANGUAGE! Tsk tsk. Shame.
I hate pest busters that stick the pests to paper. Sick lah. I'd rather the kind that lures the pest in and then kills it without you having to see the dead pest. Or touch it.
Eh, your house has a roach infestation lah. Damn gross. Eeyerrrr. Sheon dirty boy.
ATTN: Spectre
– YOU SAID IT! Woo hoo! Bring on the demon roaches. They are no match for the Roach Killa!
ATTN: Jan
– Awww. Haha. Hero? L'il ol' me? Nawwww. *blush*
...okay, you're right. I am. *grin*
ATTN: choco
– Of course got juice lah! Squish you also got juice wat. Haha.
And hello. I am a woman who believes that the dead shall not be ill-treated. Apa suratkhabar you talking about? Respect the dead a bit can or not??? Scott tissue! No less.
p/s: Wash my hands? Abothen? Go eat potato chips with my bare hands ah? Haha.
ATTN: Baby
– You rock.
You rock half as much as I do. *grin*
haiyor girl....i moved into a house that has been left unoccupied for 2 years lar!!! of coz got other things living there other than i!!!
ok....maybe i should also bless the house.??
Okays.. Officially, im staying away from ur left hand..
I duwan any of my hard-to-reach-places to be "Killed" by you.. LMAO!
Faced with adversity and prevailed from the actions of your left-handed approach, you make southpaws proud of you. (*wipes tears*)
Of course I'm a lefty, but these recent years, I'm tryin to use more of my right hand, so as to balance my cerebral functions, like brushing my teeth wif my right hand.
As this article (coincidentally came out today too, Monday) oso stresses us to, in addition to the brawny exercises like running and gym stuff, we should perform mental ones too. Hope these kinda messages go out to all the Tinki readers too.
The fundamental foundation of a healthy brain probly starts with the brain havin adequate rest, hence enuff sleep. I'm not a good example as my time of typin this comment is not exactly fitting. Of course, with a little determination, some technique and adjustment, eventually things will prevail or fit in.
Oh, and you know what P.E.T.A is, hehe, smart one to deflect it by saying its a map.
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