The Press Here Project

DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME, KIDS.


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All you need is a tube of toothpaste,
a piece of scrap paper, a pen, a sharp penknife...

...and a blur case as the secret ingredient
to a successful 'Press Here Project'.

*grin*

THE 'PRESS HERE PROJECT' METHODOLOGY

1. Slit the bottom-side of the tube of toothpaste and place it IN AN UNSUSPICIOUS WAY on the scrap paper.

2. Place it in a well-lit, high-traffic area.

3. Write the words 'Press Here' clearly and legibly on the paper as shown below.

(Note: Leaving pen at scene of crime project is optional.)

4. Hang around and wait for an itchy-fingered, highly-curious blur case to come along and follow the instructions on the paper. (Note: Gentle persuasion may be necessary.)

RESULT: As shown below.

CONCLUSION: Experiment successful.

The ability to enjoy simple pleasures in life
makes finding entertainment in a rip-off world, cheap.

*grin*