Sex And The City 2

Yes, I watched it. But it wasn't great. In fact, I think I was more excited about the fact that the ticket only cost $5 AUD. Haha. I mean, can you believe that??? $5 FREAKING AUD for a movie ticket! In Australia! Miracle, man... The last movie I watched (Prince of Persia) cost $16+ AUD per ticket!

*faints*

Anyways, let's talk about Sex And The City 2
just for the sake of talking about it, ok?

(NOTE: Spoilers ahead.)

First things first...

1. Walk-in wardrobes are not a luxury, they're a necessity. Oh, and they should come with full-length mirrors and floor-to-ceiling shoe racks, too. *cough cough* So if there's one thing you keep after moving out of your penthouse in NYC, it's your walk-in wardrobe.


2. Eye-popping colours are just oh-so-pretty. Purple, green, aquamarine, fuchsia, vermilion – all the pretty colours I can and can't spell! I likey! Wasn't big on the wardrobe fashion-wise and design-wise though. A little too OTT for my liking. Cannot wear in real life wan.


3. Weddings (be they gay or straight) are wunnerful things to witness. Especially when the crowd's a walking runway of designer dresses and Christian Louboutin heels. *heart melts* The difference? Well, at a gay wedding, you get swans, a live all-boy choir and Liza Minnelli. Heh heh.


4. Menopause is funny as hell. When it happens to anyone on TV and you're a screen and a gazillion miles away from the said menopausal woman, of course. =p A hormone imbalance that triggers anger management issues, hot flushes, I-need-to-strip-in-the-middle-of-the-street spells and a foul mouth on a woman in the middle of the Middle East? Haha. What's there not to laugh about?


5. Your girls are your soul mates. Boys or babies – they'll never take the place of the babes in a girl's life. Because come hell or high water, your girls will be the ones who'll jump on a plane and fly first-class all the way to Abu Dhabi with you (yeah, like what's so tough about that?? *rolls eyes*); and they'll still be there when you're made to move out of your $22,000-per-night hotel room in an hour. (Haha. Okay, I'll give them that packing-under-an-hour bit.)


6. "If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it." Or else, she'll end up becoming the one who got away. Then you'll end up meeting her in a far-off land after you're both married to other people and you'll end up asking her out for dinner at your hotel and you'll tell her about your three sons over your meal then you'll decide to walk her out and you'll tell her about pillars in a hallway on the way there then you'll end up kissing her and your marriage goodbye and whoa what the hell am I going on about??? (Heh heh. Go watch the movie. =p)

Having said that...

7. A diamond rights all wrongs. Even if it comes in black and isn't all sparkly and white. I think this bit will turn out to be the mother of all shockers for SATC2's male audiences. Hahaha.


You know, I think I'd have kicked myself for watching this in Australia if the ticket price wasn't so affordable. Over all, I'd say SATC2 was a disappointment. I didn't particularly enjoy SATC1 but I still thought that turned out better than this one. Plot-wise and wardrobe-wise.