Hot chick walks by. Nice hair, neatly pressed shirt, fitted skirt, fair skin, good teeth – I think. (Tee hee. I may have exaggerated a little. I'm only sure of the hair.) I turn to JC and ask:
Pam Song: Pass?
JC: No.
Pam Song: *frowns* Why?
JC: *in a matter of fact manner* She's got sausages for lips.
Pam Song: -_-
I think some people are made for bachelorhood.
7 comments :
I want to know him. He's so like me lol.
"She's got sausages for lips" = thick juicy lips issit?.... Tell him its juicy lah! Mwahahaha =P
that's funny. shows that some guys got no clue what a real lady is!!!
LOL!
aite.. i welcome JC to our BachelorHood.. *High5 man*
ATTN: Simon Seow
– People like the two of you are going to end up with women like those you condemn. Sure wan. It's called karma. =p
ATTN: Adrian Lim
– Haha. Juicy? Hmmm. Debatable.
ATTN: cherry
– Ya lah! Some guys ah. They say that Angelina Jolie is hot cos of the pouty lips. But when they see it real life on a real girl, they call her Sausage Lips. -_-
ATTN: Jeffro
– Haha. I doubt he wants to be a part of the club. He just got thrown into it in my books by default for what he said. =p
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Aiyah.. Lost a good member there..
Oh well, will find another soon..
LOL
ATTN: Jeffro
– Hahaha. Good member? HAHA. This I gotta tell him. Haha.
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