Cakap-Cakap Dalam Kereta

I've come to notice that there's something that happens between brain and mouth when conversations are carried out at speeds of 120kph. Don't know what exactly, but there's just something about it. You know? Something wrong about it. Something very wrong about it.

The conversation went in this direction (or something like this):

Assessment of Malaysian interest rates
> Interest rates in ang mor countries
> Interest rates versus housing loans
> Correlation between interest rates and housing loans
> Difference of interest rates and housing loans in different countries
> Interest rates and housing loans in ang mor versus Asian countries

...and then it moved on to this:

NOTE: The following conversation does NOT express the sentiment of the author towards Australians or Australia in any way. It is strictly the personal opinion of ONE member in this two-way conversation – the conversationalist who will, from this point forward, be known to Tinki Talks (and some other people) as Lil Gap.


Lil Gap: Who say??? Ang mors aren't like that lah.

Pam Song: But that's the system in Australia wor.

Lil Gap: *rolls eyes* Australians are different.

Pam Song: What?! How so???

Lil Gap: They're not ang mor. They're all prisoners.

Pam Song: Eh, hello! You're a cabut lari Chinese also lah. Talk so much. Tak tau malu.

Lil Gap: What? What? What do you mean???

Pam Song: Where are you from??? You're a Chinese in Malaysia, okay. You're an exile from your country, too!

Lil Gap: Hey wait. There's a difference between quitting and being laid off. Australians are laid off. WE ARE QUITTERS!!! There's dignity in being a quitter! I AM A QUITTER! A proud to be!

Pam Song: -_-

Sometimes, I feel sorry for myself.
For having the weirdest, most country-ist,
proud-to-be-a-quitter friends.

-_-

p/s: Celcom broadband rocks. Not quite as hard as I wish it did, but it rocks all the same. (Beggars can't be choosers anyways.)