The kids went to bed without a fuss. JZ dozed off quietly, while JJ attempted his usual pre-bedtime nonsense before knocking out soon after. I didn't want JJ to continue sleeping too close to me because – you know, chemo and all 😷 – so I rolled him over kept him about a foot away, before I fell asleep myself.
At 1.45am, JJ suddenly sits up
in bed and whines groggily:
Mommyyy??? I wanchuewwwww...
😍❤️😘🤩😍❤️😘🤩
Awww... sayang or not???
Awww... sayang or not???
Wahhh... Immediately, my heart went: YESSSS, MUH BAY-BEH!!! MUMMY'S HEREEEEEE!!! 💃💃💃 LOL! 😂 But of course must not be gila middle of the night lest I end up with a fully-awake 5yo at 2am, right? So my mouth calmly went, "Yes, Mummy here. Sleep." And I proceeded to push his head back down towards his pillow and away from me.
JJ was having nothing of it though. He kept trying to snuggle up to me. Finally, I got him into a position where he seemed relatively comfortable, and was a relatively safe distance from me – bolster and quilt stuffed between us – and only then did he quieten down.
I thought that was it and that we could all go back to Dreamland but, no... A tiny hand reached out in the dark to touch my face. 😳 Mommy Verification #1: No moustache or beard = not Papa – PASS! ✅ Not his first time doing that so I smiled to myself and my heart warmed at the familiarity of the situation. I then patted the back of his hand, put it down next to him, and proceeded to close my eyes once more.
But then I felt more movement. 🤨 Turns out JJ was not done checking. This time, Friend reached past the bolster, under the quilt and proceeded to grab / squish / pat a boob. 🙄 Mommy Verification #2: Boobie present = not Papa – PASS! ✅ Just like this:
JJ was having nothing of it though. He kept trying to snuggle up to me. Finally, I got him into a position where he seemed relatively comfortable, and was a relatively safe distance from me – bolster and quilt stuffed between us – and only then did he quieten down.
I thought that was it and that we could all go back to Dreamland but, no... A tiny hand reached out in the dark to touch my face. 😳 Mommy Verification #1: No moustache or beard = not Papa – PASS! ✅ Not his first time doing that so I smiled to myself and my heart warmed at the familiarity of the situation. I then patted the back of his hand, put it down next to him, and proceeded to close my eyes once more.
But then I felt more movement. 🤨 Turns out JJ was not done checking. This time, Friend reached past the bolster, under the quilt and proceeded to grab / squish / pat a boob. 🙄 Mommy Verification #2: Boobie present = not Papa – PASS! ✅ Just like this:
As seen on FB.
This pic by a fellow blogger mom proves that I'm not the only one who gets molested in the dark. 😆😅 Also, I guess some things don't change even if Mommy hasn't been sleeping with the kids for awhile. Cos when she is there, it's back to regular programming, folks!
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