Saturday, December 15, 2007

In Your Panty

Every girl needs an LBD.

It's the most basic wardrobe
must-have of all time.


But come on... how many ways can you artistically put scissors to thread and make an LBD look like an LBD without looking like all the other LBDs out there? Not many, I can tell ya. Ah, but then again, I'm not complaining cos I've always been a strong advocate of the simple LBD. That means no fancy-schmancy frills, laces, sequins or pleats for me, thank you very much.


And sometimes, if cloth texture, branding and the promise of superior quality already make all the difference, why bother messing with the cut or the design? Play it safe and sell whatever's normal to the masses and it's as close a promise as you'll ever get to make yourselves millionaires by the time you're 30 29.


So easy, right?

Wrong.


Some people like to experiment. And, fine. I'm all for stretching the boundaries of creativity in tailoring and going beyond NormalslashBoring but but but...


*points below*

THIS???




That's an LBD with a pre-tailored
skirt-tucked-into-the-panty look, yo!!!

YUCK!


This dress reminds me of women who emerge from restrooms with their skirts tucked into their panties. And then don't realise it. And they walk all over the mall with their bums on display. And then they go home realising that that extra ventilation was not thanks to superbly effective air-conditioning. Haha. Eeyer.


But, oh well. To each his own. If you're into fetishes for such things, head over to Metrojaya, MidValley Megamall – the place where all your panty-tuck dreams come true.




p/s: I half expected to discover a toilet paper train peeking out from its behind, when I lifted that dress to take the above-seen pic. Haha.

13 comments :

Anonymous said...

apa lu... u think too much liao.. mana ada toilet tissue....

hahaha.... ur imagination... keng....

Abas KS said...

ahh, little black dress.

It is so cliche.

PhhbbTt! :P

Black is boring, black is dead, & black is for the ninjas.

I could fall asleep in a black & white formal party. Lol :)

Pam Song said...

ATTN: cs
– Haha. Imagination running wild. Haha. Cos when I saw, I immediately burst out laughing mah. Haha.


ATTN: a.i. editor said...
– Cliche, true. But we all NEED one. It's just another one of those things you males will never ever get. =p

Anonymous said...

The dress is very lala lah....You know just like the dress for the stone age woman....like Flinstone's wife outfit (but in black color only).....

Pam Song said...

Honestly, I don't think that it's THAT bad. I just think that the skirt is a tad weird. Haha.

Anonymous said...

Eeyer..bad taste...

Pam Song said...

Yeah, so says the guy without taste.

You just don't imagine a lala girl inside the dress lah! Actually can look okay wan. Just imagine if she's got a classier face and a hot bod. Not bad wat. Just... the skirt really tak jadi lah. HAHA.

Anonymous said...

Hahaha...me no taste?!...waitla till you see my lady with evening gown...then you know...=P

Seriously, the upper part is a bit overly done with too many vertical & horizontal pleets and the the bottom half of the dress makes the whole dress looks like the 'lala' type.

If the lady has the body, indeed she shouldnt wear this dress at all....should be more into a bit classier body hugging(upper part) evening gown....Got curves to show mah...If got the curves (body) and classier face...Awww! We guys 'die' in her hands.....Hahahaha =P

Pam Song said...

Eeleh! Fine. I wait to see. Haha. We'll see, we'll see. You counting your chicken before they hatch issit?

And those lines are to create illusion lah. See, this is why you guys will never understand. It's aimed at making a woman APPEAR more curvaceous. It' adds where it should and subtracts where it should. That's dress math for you!

Anonymous said...

Not counting chicken.....but looking at the right lady with personality...Kay!!

yala...yala....Illusion woh........great for lady with tonnes of fats on the tummy to substract and airport on the chest! Try to bluff us guys with artificials.....Hahaha =)

Pam Song said...

Eeyer! You so mean!!! Now I know what guys really think when they look at girls. You must have broken a lot of hearts on the way to turning 27... or 28... or is it 29? Haha.

Anonymous said...

Outlook attracts heh! Pretty woman.... everybody also wants to see la...

But Sigh! Women with characters are rare these days...... And it doesnt matter if the woman is airport or not but if got Characters and presentable; hehe... PASS!

Can line up for the "Ready to Get Married" pick up truck liao! Hahaha =P

Pam Song said...

ATTN: adrian
– Well, yeah. Outlook is the initial attraction. But after that other things have to step in and give it all substance lah.

And yes. I agree. Women with character are a rare breed. But then again, MEN with character are equally as rare. They don't come by often enough. Bottom line is this lah. A lot of people are willing to trade their principles for a lot of other things. Worldy things. It's sad when I think about what this world is today and how my children will have to grow up in such an environment.

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