In Your Panty

Every girl needs an LBD.

It's the most basic wardrobe
must-have of all time.

But come on... how many ways can you artistically put scissors to thread and make an LBD look like an LBD without looking like all the other LBDs out there? Not many, I can tell ya. Ah, but then again, I'm not complaining cos I've always been a strong advocate of the simple LBD. That means no fancy-schmancy frills, laces, sequins or pleats for me, thank you very much.


And sometimes, if cloth texture, branding and the promise of superior quality already make all the difference, why bother messing with the cut or the design? Play it safe and sell whatever's normal to the masses and it's as close a promise as you'll ever get to make yourselves millionaires by the time you're 30 29.

So easy, right?

Wrong.

Some people like to experiment. And, fine. I'm all for stretching the boundaries of creativity in tailoring and going beyond NormalslashBoring but but but...

*points below*

THIS???

That's an LBD with a pre-tailored
skirt-tucked-into-the-panty look, yo!!!

YUCK!

This dress reminds me of women who emerge from restrooms with their skirts tucked into their panties. And then don't realise it. And they walk all over the mall with their bums on display. And then they go home realising that that extra ventilation was not thanks to superbly effective air-conditioning. Haha. Eeyer.


But, oh well. To each his own. If you're into fetishes for such things, head over to Metrojaya, MidValley Megamall – the place where all your panty-tuck dreams come true.

p/s: I half expected to discover a toilet paper train peeking out from its behind, when I lifted that dress to take the above-seen pic. Haha.