So it's semangat black and gold season. Conversations at the workplace over the past week have revolved around nothing but that. (We're shallow people, we know.) "What are you wearing?" "What time you going?" "Where is it held?" Aargh! It just tirelessly goes on and on and on and on and on!
Colleague 1: Wei, what happened to our theme of togetherness?
Pam Song: You design something lah. Then we all draw.
Colleague 1: No, no, I want the super emo-punk-rock eye make-up! I go online and find later.
Pam Song: Eh, we can also go and buy black nail polish mah! Quite funky right? Can be classy also, depending on application.
Colleague 2: *over-excitedly* Or or or we can also get gold! That'd be even better! We'll all do it together! Then we can have gold fingernails together!!!
Colleague 1 & Pam Song: *blink blink* -_-
Pam Song: Like, hello. Yuck. That's jinjang-ness to the max, yo.
Colleague 1: Yeah, man. Even I know the limits of my Ah Beng-ness.
You know you've crossed a terrible line when the Ah Beng of the company says that your suggestion is just too Ah Beng... even for a super Ah Beng like him. Haha. Bottom line: gold fingernails are a big no-no. Fashion faux pas of the highest degree, yo.
p/s: I NEED TO FIND MORE GOLD.
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I have a Malaysian passport & use it quite often too. :)
I travel quite a lot.
I guess you are a graphic designer staying in KL, pamsong.
Ah Beng means like "nerdy" is it?
Ooo, thanks for the post and the link. =)
And wow. So nice to be well traveled. I wish I was. =(
And no, why would you think me a graphic designer? Haha. Have I appeared to be one?
Haha. No, no. An Ah Beng is not a nerdy bugger. It's a tasteless, style-less bugger.
Try this: Ah Beng
.
Okay, I did it. But no LivePR. Only PR. And mine's 3. Isn't that low? It's 3/10 man. =(
I dunno whats LivePR.
I got PR3 for one of my blogs too.
Its tough to go above PR5.
The very the very popular websites & blogs have above PR5.
PR5 & higher blogs can make more good money :)
Its why I keep telling you, lets exchange links; helps a bit.
I saw the graphic stuff on the car accident pictures of your blog.
So I reckon you are an artistically inclined person unless someone else did it for you.
and oh..pamsong, forget about the wrestling belt, lady..doesn't it look Ah Beng to you? Lol ;)
Then again, maybe it looks good on you.
I got to see you wearing it first.
Thanks for the Ah Beng link, will use it when necessary.
:)
I also dunno what it is but it's listed. Seems to be more accurate than regular PR... maybe? I dunno also lah.
So means PR3 isn't that bad? What's the PR for your other blogs? Do you have a blog with PR5?
Okay okay. But I don't get it. How can linking ppl help with increasing PR? What's the correlation?
Ooo. I see, I see. Nah, I'm not a graphic designer but I tinkle with the stuff a fair bit during my free time. Just for fun. Sometimes, pictures say more than words in less time. =)
And no lah!!! How could you possibly suggest that the belt has ANY Ah Beng-ness to it!? That's blasphemy!!!
My other blogs are all PR2 now.
I wish I have a PR5 blog now.
It could take years to be achieved.
However, I guess you could pay an SEO company to make your blogs PR go sky high within a few months.
Google robots look at blogs with lots of relevant inbound (to your blog) links.
The more inbound links then the higher PR for your blog.
You should try signing up as a blogger at popular blogging marketplaces.
I would be honored to refer you to some of the good ones.
Your PR3 blog can help you earn more than a few hundred USD dollars per month :)
Lets make more money, huh.
You do good "tinkling" with graphics :) It is impressive.
Hold on. You mean to say that if I have links on my page with very bad traffic, it'll affect my PR!? NOOOOO! I think I have some links of friend's blogs that are practically dead. Haha. They hardly blog. Maybe I should remove them then. Aiyo... But no time to really go through lah.
What's an example of a blogging marketplace?
WHOA. Really? A few USD?! That sounds heavenly. Darn it! Why did I only discover this so late on in blogging!?! Sigh.
And yes, I don't do it for a job. I just tinkle. =p
I reckon as long as your friends blogs have high PR, then it does not matter whether they blog or not.
But PR0 blogs you can ready yourself to say bye bye to them. heh:P
Well, at least when you jump in doing sponsored posts with a PR3 blog, then you receive better offers.
I was wondering how come a decent PR3 blog like yours have no sponsored posts.
PhhBBtt! :P
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Your blog sure can be approved mah :)
SMS me le huh, pamsong..
faster communications :)
Send to me your mobile phone number, email, your home adress..hahehh..just kidding about the last one, in a comment on my blog.
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Then I will not publish it for your privacy.
Faster communication mah.
I show you how to make more money from your blog, huh :)
I forgot to tell you that I only receive USD$15 one & only single payment per referral from PayPerPost.
You can be my first one huh? Lol :)
OMG.. like when did i become the super Ah Beng, yo?! and like when did i become the Ah Beng OF THE COMPANY?!!?@??!?@?!@
serrrrlap your face tomorrow in the office. hahaha.. but pls draw nice nice things on my face tomorrow k. I place my complete image and rep in your delicate, soft, white, tender hands.
-"Ah Beng Of The Company, yo."
Leh, I make it easy for you.
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All you have to do now is go to the blogging marketplaces through my blog post, sign-up, submit your blog, wait for approvals, & start earning money writing sponsored posts :)
Any referral commission I receive from your sign-ups I belanje you dinner, ok, pamsong :)
You know how to contact me for help, information & moral support :)
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– Whoa whoa. Information overload. System crash.
WAIT. A. MINUTE.
I read first. Get back to you later.
And I just realised that PR doesn't mean a lot. You read up on it and see. It's different nowadays. Just google and read.
p/s: And you can forget about me sending you my info. I won't even give my IC No. to an international site, you think I'll give my info to just anyone? Haha. You must be joking. I super kiasi, remember?
ATTN: Anonymous a.k.a "Ah Beng Of The Company, yo."
– Like, hellloooooo.
Of course you are! Self-proclaimed and confessed summore. Haha.
And fine. I draw your face tomorrow. I'll take all glory if it's nice. If it's not, YOU came up with the design. Deal? HAHA.
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