Power To The Hokkien

By some miracle birthed in a land beyond the sea (sorta), I feel a strangely intense affinity towards a certain Penang-Hokkien-speaking kopitiam aunty. Phew. The language is powerful, I tell you. Forget Mandarin. Ditch Cantonese. Hokkien unites.

Wa lang si kaki lang!
(English Translation: We are
people of the same kind!)

POWER TO THE HOKKIEN!!!

...

Okay, fine. I'm not Hokkien by birth. But I sure make up for it by being Hokkien by dialect. Got Penang accent summore wei.

Mai siao siao. Thai lang eh si eh ah.
(English Translation: Dun play play. If use
against anyone, sure slaughter until die wan.)