Monday, April 07, 2008

I Need A Male Brain

Do you know what a girl's biggest problem is?
It's over-analysing things – that's what.


I mean, it's what we do. And it's what comes somewhat naturally to us, but... it's also what kills us deep inside. Basically, we just think too much about too many things. Reading between the lines? Hah. We do that all too well, too. In fact, it often comes to a point where we stress and ponder over things that should just be left to Fate. Or divine intervention. Or whatever else you call it.


Over-analysing leads to confusion. And I'm a little confused right now. Not to the point of being lost, distraught or dazed lah. Just... well, confused. I think I'm at this odd, tiny, little point that's happily plonked itself somewhere between know-of and know-not. I'm not too sure. Haha. (Ah, see? Confusion strikes once again.) Argh, it's times like these that I wish I had the brain of a man – simple, boring and straight. Too bad for me, I'm nowhere near that right now. Bah.


ATTENTION
MALE READERS!!!


Anybody up for a brain swap?
I've got an IQ of 144... =)

*blink blink*

No wait. Scratch that.

I forgot that after bimbodom,
it's started hovering around 40. -_-

27 comments :

~YM~ said...

I would like to swap, but mine is around 130+, so there's no relief for you, except perhaps u get more of the dirty thoughts of a male brain..hehe.. jz kidding..X'P

Pam Song said...

ATTN: ~YM~
– Haha. Typical male. Tsk tsk. Think sweet thoughts lahhh. Try butterfiles or posies. =p

joshuaongys said...

before this 3point8 is thinking too much after reading yatz post.. now u!! *slap slap* that should do the job... SLEEP!!

Pam Song said...

ATTN: joshuaongys
– Haha. Talk so much. YOU also never sleep!

sheon said...

mine's full of crap one wor...you really want ah? hahaha.....

guys and women think and analyst things differently. thats why we complement each other.

Pam Song said...

ATTN: sheon
– Yeah but tengah berkompliment time susah also leh. But what to do, hor? Men and women are made this way. Sigh.

ah:beng said...

you is want mine? i only think of sex.. so it isn't that hard to handle...

Pam Song said...

ATTN: ah:beng
– Yours? Your brain only kicks in after noon every day. How to tahan liddat?

sheon said...

what to do?...try to raise awareness against sexist-groups or persons lor. :)

Anonymous said...

u wan swap with mine?

my brain full of bikinis wan leh *wink wink*

just swap for one day then u will know how beautiful the world is :D

Anonymous said...

I bet you dunwan it......cos the male brains have really tough times to understand the females....
By then you will be yelling inside out like us.....then only you know...Haha =p

sheon said...

adrian: *HI-5!!!!* hahahaha

Ninja said...

Oh god i totally agree! I've been up till 4am this past week just obsessing about/over things

I say we hatch a plan to kidnap some poor sod and remove his brains!

Nikkiko said...

i think it's still better to be thinking too much than not at all =X

lalala. ;) cheers

Pam Song said...

ATTN: sheon
– Haha. Sounds like a lot of work. You start lah. I support. =p


ATTN: yipguseng
– You ini dengan bikini lagi! And hello, the world is beautiful enough without boobies spilling out of bikini tops. Deep deep a bit can bo?


ATTN: Adrian Lim
– Haha. At least I'll have women's intuition AND a male brain. Balance out. =p


ATTN: sabrina
– Eeyer. You have the same problem as I do! How ah? I need to get my head out of this constant state of confusion. It messes me up inside.

Which sod you wanna kidnap? I'll help. =p But oh God, please make him smart...


ATTN: Nikkiko
– Haha. True also. Haha.

Lalalalooooooo.

Anonymous said...

Sheon: *Hi Five!* Mwahahaha.....That is the pain in the men's brains that the women will NEVER understand....=)

Pam Song said...

Pfft.

luxen said...

a male brain only works if you have other male anatomy, for instance hormones. You can start by taking Testosterone pills, can grow a mustache and have a deeper voice.

transvestite bimbo.

joshuaongys said...

wahahahhaha i don't have work and i don't have classes the next day marh.. so hahahaa

Pam Song said...

ATTN: luxen
– Eh, I can fake a deep voice, okayyy. Dun play play. Transvestite bimbo? I already have the perfect outfit. =p


ATTN: joshuaongys
– WAH! So good life!!!

Simon Seow said...

Don't want, I got IQ of 150.

Pam Song said...

ATTN: Simon Seow
– 6 points is a negligible amount. =p

Anonymous said...

Hmm...perhaps u should wish urself a smallest cup size of boobs? Have u ever heard people say "big boobs with no brain"?...just kidding

U can have any male brain everywhere & anytime...r u in relationship? if so u have got a male brain with u now...or else just go the hunt one as ur life partner ASAP...that male need girl, girl need male too, just to nutralize each other....lolz

Anonymous said...

sorry should be bigger boobs, so ur brain bcom simple & wont over analysing things...:)

Pam Song said...

ATTN: Amei79
– Haha. Life partner brains don't count. Cos it still means I have my own woman brain that thinks too much. It's gotta be a man's brain in my head. =p

And it's so scary what you said about the bigger boobs thingy... and how it makes sense. HAHA.

sheon said...

you know..the boobs thing is disturbing. coz....alotta (but not all) frens i have who are better endowed, tend to be ... err....simpler in analyzing complications.

Pam Song said...

ATTN: sheon
– SEE!!! Scary right? I also realised that! How come ah?

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