Today, the ever-ingenious Ah Beng came up with the brilliant-est way to hide his killer, even-the-blind-can-see, even-the-vultures-in-Africa
-can-smell, 5-sen-sized pimple. (Didn't you know? The government has ordered a rounding up of all bills to the nearest 5 sen.)
-can-smell, 5-sen-sized pimple. (Didn't you know? The government has ordered a rounding up of all bills to the nearest 5 sen.)
TADA!!!
Just stick a bling-bling star sticker on it lah!
Go full-fledged Ah Beng style. So easy, right?
Go full-fledged Ah Beng style. So easy, right?
Then once you've got your pimple masked under a flashy, kiddie sticker, you can camwhore all you want without fear of pimple pus showing. Uh,... like so.
Eee...
...YER!
Those two pictures just cost me
8 hours worth of good night's rest. -_-
8 hours worth of good night's rest. -_-
p/s: Fine, I admit I'm mean but... after writing, I started wondering if this method of pimple-hiding could be used on full-faced acne struck patients. Haha. Imagine their faces after use of this tip! You'd see more stars than skin. Haha. Funny.
12 comments :
I know of friends who use a plaster instead.
i thought it looks more like an exploding pimple from far.. u know, like those in cartoon..-.-"
ATTN: 3POINT8
– Plasters aren't Ah Beng enough, neither are they fun enough. Tell them to try bling bling star stickers. It may do their social life some good. =p
ATTN: ~YM~
– HAHAHAHA. Dang! The kind where there's the bouncing text that goes, 'POW!', right? Haha.
I when out for dinner with a pretty girl once. She wore a really sexy dress and the moment she stepped out of her house, I thought, 'wow'.
Through the whole night, it was pretty dark. There was a small bump on her cheek which I thought was a mole. Like those mole ppl have with hair growing out of except this one got no hair. I assumed she had just covered it up with her blusher when she applied her makeup on.
As I was sending her back in my car, I stole a peek when she wasn't looking and realized it was a huge pimple that she had used concealer to mask over.
Geeeeeeli *shivers*
i still got dragon ball stickers.. ur fren wan them to stick on his face??
wear a beauty mask lor.....
ATTN: luxen
– Eeyer! You so superficial! Pretty girls are only human okayyy. With pimples and sweat and vege in their teeth. Haha. Anyway, pimple is better than huge ass mole anyday, okay!
ATTN: joshuaongys
– Haha. I'll ask. This star was from a Barbie sticker collection. =p
ATTN: sheon
– What the heck is a beauty mask???
beauty mask=facial mask=beauty mask.
thats the name they call the thing right?...
sigh...brands chicken essence doesnt help make my day brighter also...
thinking back, a pimple is better than a mole. Imagine waking up next to her every morning and staring at that huge mole. Like the mole trying to hypnotize you.
ATTN: sheon
– Haha. I dunno. I think it's just referred to as a mask. Haha.
And brands is supposed to make you brighter. Not make your DAY brighter. Haha. But... if you've been taking it, I suggest you change to bird's nest. It tastes better. Plus, I don't think I see the results of Brands on you. Tee hee. =p
ATTN: luxen
– Ya lah! Imagine the hair sticking out from it summore. Haha. So gross can die. =p
haha you damn nonsense !!!
i like lol..
ATTN: noelle kan
– Haha. I like you like! =p
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