More like plummet-ED, actually.
Sigh.
Sigh.
Ah Beng and I just kena fire right-left-center. We got totally screwed. Screwed, creamed and crushed, more like it. Basically all things damaging and injury causing to our careers lah. No, wait. Looking back, it was more like climbing all the way up the Pinnacle of Screwness only to stand there looking down on Screwdom... and having every screw-up laugh at us cos we screwed up so bad. Take my word for it lah. We reached the ultimate point. We were at the I-swear-I-will-break-your-neck-and-step-on-your-head-till-your-brains
-meet-carpet-if-you-screw-up-anymore kind of screwed. No kidding.
Sigh.
Sigh.
It's gonna be a long night.
There goes my (relatively) early night. And here I was thinking it was going to be an okay day for me on a whole. Pfft. Ok? More like totally KO-ed. 11 hours of pure brainstorming and copywriting down the drain. Totally crashed. Spiraled downhill. Ugh. So depressing.
No time to mull over the sequence of events or to cry over what went down. I need to get to work or I'm fried chicken by morning.
Sigh.
Whatever lah.
No time to mull over the sequence of events or to cry over what went down. I need to get to work or I'm fried chicken by morning.
Sigh.
It's gonna be a long night.
p/s: My paragraphing for this post is like shit but I just don't have the strength to care anymore.
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ATTN: adam brown
– SPAMMER!!!
Rilek...Rilek la Tinki...
A man is enjoying a drink in a crowded bar when he suddenly has a bad tummy ache. He ask the bartender where is the toilet and the bartender points upstairs.
The guy runs up the stairs and find the top floor empty and dark. He rummages around for the toilet but can't find it.
Out of desperation, he spots a small hole in the floor. He looks around, seeing no one, he takes a very wet and long dump in the hole.
After relieving himself and feeling very contended, he walks downstairs and the bar in empty except for the bartender mopping the floor.
He ask the bartender, "hey, where did everyone go?"
The bartender replies, "dude, where were you when the shit hit the fan?"
So the moral of the story is... don't go to bars with a hole in the ceiling.
Your boss gave you both a lung screening (jiu fai)? Either you suck it up or choose the path Aronil chose.
If this is not an April Fool joke, then gambate mate gambate!
God bless!
K.Lo
fried chicken? i thot fried sotong is more like it ..hehe
hang on there pam.......
luxen: hahahahahahahaha
ATTN: Adrian Lim
– Last night stress wei. Haha. Work till 3 - 4am. -_-
ATTN: luxen
– Haha. I was so there when the shit hit the fan. So there.
ATTN: Simon Seow
– Chei. Of course I take the option of the former rather than the latter lah. Ish.
ATTN: K.Lo
– HAHAHAHAHA. So cautious!!!
ATTN: Johnny Ong
– Like calamari? Too glam for what I went through lor. Mine was not even KFC. More like mamak chicken. =p
ATTN: sheon
– Isn't it hang in there?
oops..sorry lor.......looks like you're not the only one without enuf sleep..... :P
ATTN: sheon
– Maaf, I anal sikit.
:) are u taking any healyh supplements to help you sustain your 'lifestyle' ah? if not, you better. dun worry...i'm no agent for any products...hahahaa....
aiyo! Zombie la liddat....Sleep early lor tonite. Get some herbs like "pow som (Hokkien)"...=)
Let's see if you find this funny. It's even funnier to see how the person who hears it for the first time reacts. Some find it funny, others don't.
2 scientist were debating how to stop pollution from the pig farming industry. One of the studies they had to do was to see how much shit a pig could hold in.
They had found a pig and stuffed a cork up its ass to literally stop the flow. After one week, the scientist decided it was time to pull the cork out and see the results.
They realized it was too dangerous to do it by themselves so they trained a little monkey to do it. The monkey was trained on a dummy pig to pull the cork out, everytime it pulled the cork out, it was rewarded with a peanut.
After another week of training, the pig was huge and bloated. The pig was led into a field with the monkey. As the pig still needed someone to give it a peanut, the first scientist volunteered to stay behind.
The second scientist ran of to stand a few metres away. On cue, the first scientist gave the monkey a peanut and the monkey pulled out the cork and this was followed by a loud bang with shit flying everywhere for a few minutes.
As the second scientist ran up to check on the first scientist, he found him lying on the floor covered in crap laughing with the monkey nowhere to be seen. He asked him what was so funny. The first scientist replied, "you should have seen the look on the monkey's face as it tried to stuff the cork back in and pay me back the peanuts!".
Okay, so what was your reaction when you read the punchline? I find that people who can imagine the little monkey trying to stuff the cork back in laughing very hard. People who don't get it can't visualise the monkey.
luxen: hahahaha....i was already laughing halfway reading the joke... imagining the monkey uncorking the pig's ass is already funny enuf.
ATTN: sheon
– Hmmm. I drink Ensure. I'm sure that helps. Haha. Oh, and I ate an apple yesterday. =)
ATTN: Adrian Lim
– Chei. You think say wanna sleep early means sleep early di ah? Not so easy leh. Haha. I dun have that kind of luxury. =(
ATTN: luxen
– I started giggling inside when you wrote about them wanting to test how much shit a pig could hold in. That's in the first paragraph. Haha. What does that say about me?
ATTN: sheon
– I'm faster than you!!! Tee hee hee.
if everyday work until that late...can die wei! Can get old easily....
Haha...cannot sleep?! Come come.....we belanja you a cup of milk and ask Aronil to rock you to bed....*singing silent nite*
Mwahahahaa =PPP
It says you like anal and beastiality jokes.
I once told this to a girl and she had a blank look on her face. Her brain just couldn't compute what I told her. Like PC hang like that. That was the funniest reaction.
ATTN: Adrian Lim
– Yup yup. Can die. Haha. Nvm. One more day to the weekend. WHEEE!!!
Aronil rock me to sleep? Haha. I'm a light sleeper. I don't fall asleep easily when there are people moving around. Unless I'm really really tired out already lah. Haha.
ATTN: luxen
– HAHAHAHA. What a conclusion! Simply taruh only wan this fella. Ish.
Eh, at least that girl didn't give you the Screensaver look. HD hanging just means that your joke was far too advanced for her. Haha. If you had put her in screensaver mode, then it'd have meant that your story was boring the hell outta her. =p
Be thankful for small mercies!!!
i tot Ensure is a diet drink? how does that help you with your ..errr.. lifestyle requirement?
ATTN: sheon
– It's a supplement drink ma. So it helps give my body the nutrients it needs lor.
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