Was talking to Nuffnang's one and only Yee Hou sometime last week and... it looks like I'm not the only one walking around with bad news. Sure, my MacBook got stolen late last month and I lost all my data and all whole bunch of other stuff but, there are others out there who are as suey more suey than me. Let's go one by one ah.
1. My anarchist, pop-culture-rebel cousin a.k.a The Cuz. He went kayaking and had his mobile and his mom's Lumix point-and-shoot seasoned in salty sea water. Both objects died. Then, he bought a new phone. It went wonky and is now back at the shop getting the necessary medical attention it needs. Damn kau suey.
2. Former MovieKaki, DelvC. DelvC's car got broken into 3 days before mine did. Syndicate man, they all. Haih. He parked near Yuen Buffet Steamboat Restaurant, just across the road from where my car was parked. In his car was his lappie (which contained all his work, pictures, etc), his DSLR (he's quite a good photographer), and his company's camera. (The dude works for a production house.) Now, semua pun tak ade. Haih. Also damn kau suey, right?
3. My Old, Old, Old Primary School Classmate. (I mentioned him in this post.) Dude's been in and out of the police station more than 20 times this month. Not cos he's a crook or anything but cos his friend killed a man (accident lah, not murder) and he's the only witness.
THEN... as though it's not bad enough, he got robbed by 4 parang-wielding men a few days before we met up and had his new N97 and wallet taken away along with his identification card, driving license and bank cards. Then, the day before we meet up, his spare phone died on him so now he's got no phone of his own and is using his sister's first gen iPhone (silver back) with bling bling girly stickers on it. (A fate worse than hell for a man's man.) Damn. Kau. Suey.
But his friend is way more suey lah, if you really think about it. -_-'
4. The F1 Racer Wannabe, Tan Yee Hou. This fella flipped and totaled his car in an accident. A part of his head also kena dragged across the asphalt in that accident. (Click here to view very graphic, very gross picture of his freshly injured head.) Masuk hospital, kena buat operation. Shaved some hair, got paid for it with a lot of stitches. All that cos of what?? (Here's the climax of his story.) Cos a cat crossed the road. -_-''' Sofail suey. Yee Hou, you shall officially be known as Setengah Botak on Tinki Talks from now on. =p He also successfully locked himself out of his house last weekend and had to spend the night in the car. Suey until cannot more suey already.
By order of suey-ness.
1. My anarchist, pop-culture-rebel cousin a.k.a The Cuz. He went kayaking and had his mobile and his mom's Lumix point-and-shoot seasoned in salty sea water. Both objects died. Then, he bought a new phone. It went wonky and is now back at the shop getting the necessary medical attention it needs. Damn kau suey.
2. Former MovieKaki, DelvC. DelvC's car got broken into 3 days before mine did. Syndicate man, they all. Haih. He parked near Yuen Buffet Steamboat Restaurant, just across the road from where my car was parked. In his car was his lappie (which contained all his work, pictures, etc), his DSLR (he's quite a good photographer), and his company's camera. (The dude works for a production house.) Now, semua pun tak ade. Haih. Also damn kau suey, right?
3. My Old, Old, Old Primary School Classmate. (I mentioned him in this post.) Dude's been in and out of the police station more than 20 times this month. Not cos he's a crook or anything but cos his friend killed a man (accident lah, not murder) and he's the only witness.
THEN... as though it's not bad enough, he got robbed by 4 parang-wielding men a few days before we met up and had his new N97 and wallet taken away along with his identification card, driving license and bank cards. Then, the day before we meet up, his spare phone died on him so now he's got no phone of his own and is using his sister's first gen iPhone (silver back) with bling bling girly stickers on it. (A fate worse than hell for a man's man.) Damn. Kau. Suey.
But his friend is way more suey lah, if you really think about it. -_-'
4. The F1 Racer Wannabe, Tan Yee Hou. This fella flipped and totaled his car in an accident. A part of his head also kena dragged across the asphalt in that accident. (Click here to view very graphic, very gross picture of his freshly injured head.) Masuk hospital, kena buat operation. Shaved some hair, got paid for it with a lot of stitches. All that cos of what?? (Here's the climax of his story.) Cos a cat crossed the road. -_-''' So
9 comments :
Misery sure loves company...
...that b**ch.
ATTN: ChickLit
– She's a meanie, that one.
i don't know about #2, i'd say he dai sei... y the heck would u leave all those (in crooks' eyes)"eye candies" in the car and then go makan? isn't it inviting ppl to break into the car?
haih...
me three! XD
meet into car accident.
leg was injured tht's why didnt see me around in church. XD XD XD
=,x
ATTN: RealGunners
– Haha. But but but... how to carry so many things down worrr.
ATTN: cuilin
– Oh dear! I asked your bro where you were and he said, "Dunno." -_-''' Wth. COMMUNICATE, you people! COMMUNICATE! Haih. So you ok now or not?
Eh shouldn't I be the first one?
Mine is the paling suey-est one right?
Weird thing is that the Kenari (ugh fuck) I'm driving now burns more petrol than my City wuuwuu
ATTN: 陈一豪
– Hahaha. You were! But then I figured, if ppl read yours already, then the other ppl won't look so suey so better put you last. Haha.
Eh, so with kenari you cannot zip here zip there as fast already lor.
Ahh its like saving the best for the last wtf.
Ya damn suck. And to think of it I drive slower than in the City but damn jiak yew also.
I want to buy a bimmer.
ATTN: 陈一豪
– Of course! You da best-est in this dept. =p
And go lah. Go buy bimmer. And go show off to Tim that you using better, newer, cooler model than his. HAHA.
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