- Make-up... to conceal the bad and enhance the good
- Push-up bras... for less sag, more lift and bigger boobs
- Control pants... for smaller waists and shaplier bodies
- High heels... for longer legs and perkier bums
- Adobe Photoshop... to do everything else 1 to 4 can't
FYI, control pants are usually for older, flabbier, less-shapely, have-given-birth-before women who need help around the waistline.
(Figured that my male readers
might need help for this one. Haha.)
might need help for this one. Haha.)
Some people call them MAGIC KNICKERS. (Haha. How apt.) They look just like granny panties – lots of cloth + high-cut waist – except that they're fitted with that extra suffocate-until-can-die elastic to tuck in a flabby tummy. Don't diss. That hot chick you've been dating? Marry her, make her the mother of your child... and she'll probably be wearing one some day. Hyuk hyuk. Karma's a b*tch, eh?
11 comments :
so u are wearing one now? er
ATTN: Spectre
– Magic Knickers? Haha. So what if I am or I'm not? What diff does it make to you?
Dude, question's supposed to be like this "So are you a Photoshop god now?"
ATTN: 陈一豪
– OF. COURSE. I. AM. *muka lansi*
I will open a shop selling just this and I will make a fortune! Muahahahaha
ATTN: yapthomas
– I demand for profit sharing!
Wow. A short but INTERESTING post. I juz like it!
ATTN: w@nSf
– Haha. Thanks. Glad you like it. =)
i heard something about super push up bra before
Funnily enough, I don't use any of em, but high heels. o.o
ATTN: Wilson Ng
– Haha. Like a Wonderbra? Whoa. Sure look like melons. HAHA.
ATTN: Lissa
– Au naturale! Niceeee!
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