Lipsmackin' Thirstquenchin' Acetastin' Motivatin' Goodbuzzin' Cooltalkin' Highwalkin' Fastlivin' Evergivin' Coolfizzin' Pam Song

Talk about long post titles, man. -_-'

Admit nothing, deny everything.
Not my fault. Not I write wan.

Pam Song was tagged in the FB note "The Joy of Derlyn" on Wednesday, 12 August 2009, at 10:47AM by Ass-Ass.

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Go to http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi Put your name in the box available and generate a slogan for each of the questions below. Tag 20 people including me. (As always, that last bit's not going to happen. You guys can go ahead and do it then paste your answers in comments if you want though. I may not like tagging but that doesn't mean that I don't enjoy kaypo-ing. =p)


1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
YOU'VE ALWAYS GOT TIME FOR PAM SONG.
(ME TIME! ME TIME! Bluff lah, who says I've always got time for Me Time? -_-)


2. What do you want other people to say about you?
MAYBE SHE'S BORN WITH IT, MAYBE IT'S PAM SONG.
(Hmmm, I wonder why this tagline sounds familiar... *grin*)


3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
ONCE YOU POP, YOU CAN'T STOP PAM SONG.
(Long time never eat Pringles already. *hungry*)


4. How would you answer a booty call?
UNZIP A PAM SONG.
(@_@ Felt this was a little too 18SX for my younger readers so I decided to give it another go and look what popped up next: "THERE'S NO WRONG WAY TO EAT A PAM SONG." -_-' I give up.)


5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
P-P-P-PICK UP A PAM SONG.
(Eeyerrr, talk about being Chinamui cheap wei. So fail. -_-')


6. To someone you dislike?
YOU DESERVE A PAM SONG TODAY.
(Haha. Dun mess.)


7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
THE PAM SONG EFFECT.
(Gotta use that someday.)


8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
THERE AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE A PAM SONG PARTY.
(Wahsei, sure kena grounded after that. Haha.)


9. You're failing a subject, you say...
ONLY PAM SONG HAS THE ANSWER.
(Haha. Obviously this Pam Song did NOT have the answer or else she wouldn't have failed in the first place.)


10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
A PAM SONG A DAY HELPS YOU WORK, REST AND PLAY.


11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
FOUR OUT OF FIVE DENTISTS RECOMMEND PAM SONG.
(HAHA. No wonder I like going to the dentist's office.)


12. Someone told you you're an asshole, you tell them...
HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN HOW GOOD PAM SONG TASTES?
(Eh, why all senget wan??? -_-')


13. What are the best words to describe you?
PAM SONG COMES TO THOSE WHO WAIT.
(OMG, this is sooo accurate lorrr!!! Haha!)


14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
I WISH THEY ALL COULD BE PAM SONG GIRLS.


15. Your last words before you die...
GOOD TO THE LAST PAM SONG.
(How apt.)


16. Your message to a special someone...
GOT PAM SONG? YOU'RE IN LUCK!
(BANGGA!)


17. Title of this post will be...
Lipsmackin' Thirstquenchin' Acetastin' Motivatin' Goodbuzzin' Cooltalkin' Highwalkin' Fastlivin' Evergivin' Coolfizzin' Pam Song.
(Wth?! Where got slogan so long wan???)