10 Things I Learnt From The Movie The Warlords
(That's 投名状 if you're China-fied.)
(That's 投名状 if you're China-fied.)
1) Even martial-art kings get fat once they've aged. Tee hee hee.
2) Every man wants to be a hero. Even if they have to go face-down in the dirt in order to get there, they'll think that heroism is worth a little dust on the cheek. (They don't care if they get their clothes dirty in the process. It's not like they do their own laundry anyways. Pfft. Babies.)
3) True warriors fight with principle. They are men with a conscience... and they listen to it. There's a fine line between right and wrong, and they always know which side of that line to be on.
4) Always watch your back. It's a crazy, mixed-up world out there. You never know who's out to shoot you down.
5) Promises are meant to be kept. When they're not, relationships crumble. If you're not gonna keep it, don't bother making it. The person you said it to would have been better off without it.
6) Even the greatest of warriors fall into sin. And somehow, women appear to be man's greatest sin-inducing product on two legs. I hate that. Apa brotherhood also fly out the window.
7) Even crater-faces get lead actor roles in big-budget movies. Looks like there's hope for the rest of us yet.
8) Go macro. Always remember to look at the big picture. There's more to everything than just you. Plus, big-picture people tend to be the ones who eventually make it to the top.
9) War is a merciless destroyer of lives. It leaves behind, massive trails of deadened-but-still-beating hearts. There are always better ways to solve disputes.
10) Takeshi Kaneshiro is so leng chai! *salivates* Need I say more?
Go watch. Very nice. Too bad they rejected the offer for an Oscars nomination. I'm still loaded with questions so if you've watched it, I wouldn't mind a discussion. Proceed to comments page for that, alright? Some people aren't into spoilers so I shan't speak of the unspeakable here.
2) Every man wants to be a hero. Even if they have to go face-down in the dirt in order to get there, they'll think that heroism is worth a little dust on the cheek. (They don't care if they get their clothes dirty in the process. It's not like they do their own laundry anyways. Pfft. Babies.)
3) True warriors fight with principle. They are men with a conscience... and they listen to it. There's a fine line between right and wrong, and they always know which side of that line to be on.
4) Always watch your back. It's a crazy, mixed-up world out there. You never know who's out to shoot you down.
5) Promises are meant to be kept. When they're not, relationships crumble. If you're not gonna keep it, don't bother making it. The person you said it to would have been better off without it.
6) Even the greatest of warriors fall into sin. And somehow, women appear to be man's greatest sin-inducing product on two legs. I hate that. Apa brotherhood also fly out the window.
7) Even crater-faces get lead actor roles in big-budget movies. Looks like there's hope for the rest of us yet.
8) Go macro. Always remember to look at the big picture. There's more to everything than just you. Plus, big-picture people tend to be the ones who eventually make it to the top.
9) War is a merciless destroyer of lives. It leaves behind, massive trails of deadened-but-still-beating hearts. There are always better ways to solve disputes.
10) Takeshi Kaneshiro is so leng chai! *salivates* Need I say more?
Go watch. Very nice. Too bad they rejected the offer for an Oscars nomination. I'm still loaded with questions so if you've watched it, I wouldn't mind a discussion. Proceed to comments page for that, alright? Some people aren't into spoilers so I shan't speak of the unspeakable here.
See, I so considerate. Hmmph!
16 comments :
i think andy lau is really really really very very very very the strawberry sexy lo!
so old already somemore look so good ar.....
i'm hungry ler
wah..surely it is a very the very GORY movie huh
body parts flying around in a battle field..you know crazy wars.
I got to watch it because I like movies with epic battle scenes, you know..lifting background music before the battle..ahh....so worth the movie sponsor's money..Lol :) maybe some pretty ladies in it too huh
ATTN: ming
– Haha. He's not bad for his age lah. I'll give him that. Still quite dashing. Haha.
And dun just keep thinking of eating lah! Go study can or not!?
ATTN: a.i. editor
– Haha. No lah. Not gory wan. More of understanding strategy and the politics of Chinese warfare. Little bit gore only. =)
And this wan... no pretty ladies lah. If that's what you're looking for, you'll be greatly disappointed. The whole movie one main woman only. And even then, half the time she looks so dirty... like a beggar. Oh, and her baju bungkus everything wan. HAHA.
But this movie definitely worth watching. The director did this movie outside his comfort zone but it's so geng!!!
I wonder why they like the main characters & a few other cast like to cry in battle.
Big men crying..huhuh Lol :) pbpbht :P
I saw the trailer, only one severed head. pbpbht :P
As you mentioned, the Warlords movie is probably not so gory as I expected.
Haha. They like all the crying crying cos it shows that these heroes are everyday men like you and me. They're human, too. But great ones with a greater calling.
It's no longer like last time already lah. Superman and all that is old school di. If the guy fight fight fight then never get dirty, never get cut, never die, nobody will believe the story di. It kills the fighting spirit once you know that no matter what, the person cannot be defeated wan.
That severed head is an important scene. That's the only reason they put so much emphasis on it. Other than that, nothing lah. They didn't even show him cutting the head off. By the time show, he just angkat it only. Snore.
Hallo! Got this movie??? Ok will got & watch it! BTW tq for dropping at my site! Have a nice day!
Haha. No worries. Went in for a read. Maybe I'll see you around here sometime. =)
attn: pam
I misunderstand how you mean by "more enticing offer".
I link my http://voyage.aimvotal.com blog to your Tinki Talks blog.
My http://abassterinternational.blogspot.com blog also can link to your blog because it is about celebrities & movies.
Meaning you have the link to both my above blogs on your Tinki Talks blog.
In return, both my above blogs have one link each to your Tinki Talks blog :)
OK. lets do it come on PAM!
Then finish leh because my other blogs quite different topic than your blog.
Unless you have other blogs.
I don't drink alcohol too.
Jet Li is so handsome huh ;) with killer body too.
The other two are posers mah :) LOl
attn: horny ang moh
Your blog is 18sx literature huh
I never knew what MILF meant until I read your blog :)
I thought it meant Mature Independent Lesbian Female.
It seems like have a lot of meanings huh
andy lau just won get old... doesnt he?
Some men just age better. =p
Few women ever do. Darn it.
adui i am not into movies like these lor.ahaha i wanna watch I AM LEGEND! :D. ANyway yes takeshi is the element of gorgeousness x)
I didn't expect it to be that good. And I didn't choose the movie, if you have to know. Haha. Other ppl did. I was greatly outnumbered. We did wanna watch I Am Legend, though. It was our first choice. Mana tau, no seats left. No choice.
At least we didn't come out disappointed. =p
ATTN: a.i. editor
– Eh, sorry. I just realised I didn't respond do your comment.
We exchange links for abassterinternational, alright? I'll do the whole link thingy another day ok? Gonna KO already.
But... LET'S DO IT. Are ya happy now?
And no, I don't have other blogs. I don't blog topically. It's whatever it is and it's all here.
And eeyer. Jet Li so off lah now. See him also so fat. Eeyer. Jackie Chan managed to keep body better than Jet Li.
HAHA. You paying Horny Ang Mor's blog more visits? You like the stuff he writes?
I thought you purposefully avoided reading my comments..you know..too much info lah...whatever lah..
I suspect you revenge on me for the other day hor..You know, when I missed your comment & gave Aronil the credit.
You were grunting & complained that I defamed you.
Peace, yo! :)
eeeyyyeeerr!!...horny ang mohs blog...no lah..not my kind of read...uwweekkk :P
*I copy your blogging style lor* ;)
*vomiting profusely*
next thing you know, explicit porn blog posts..I do not want to know how horny ang moh makes passionate sex every night! Do you? Lol :)
Jet Li is not fat! He is more muscular. A lady like you cannot see difference between fat & muscle is it? PPhhBBtt! Ladies...:P
Lol :)
Oohh..Jet Li..you my hero..like in "My Father the hero" movie :)
Ok ler, tomorrow you & I post links to each other's selected blog ok :)
It takes only a few minutes.
Happy news horr..woohoo! :)
My comment was so freaking long also you can miss mah? :O
PbbHHtt :P
ATTN: a.i. editor
– If I purposely, then what for I bother replying after that?
And please, I don't need other ppl to give me credit for things that I do but they don't recognize. It's all about having a healthy sense of self. *beams*
I also dun read his blog wan. Too... much. I dunno how else to explain. Just too much. Haha.
And Jet is freaking fat now lah. Those are not muscles under the clothes. That's FLAB. Men are too absorbed with all that flying testosterone that they fail to see the truth in the matter.
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