I don't like ginger. Am not a fan of its taste. (Yuck.) So other than playing decorative items that hang from dusty Christmas trees, gingerbread men serve me no purpose whatsoever.
Till now...
*evil glint in eye*
*evil glint in eye*
Step 1: Find a gingerbread man.
Step 2: Pick it up (with clean fingers, mind you).
Now, Step 3's the best part. If you've got somebody you particularly dislike, or even somebody who happens to be rubbing you the wrong way, do this: BITE ITS HEAD OFF!!! HARD!!!
For a throughly fulfilling, glee-inducing, stress-relieving experience, don't forget to picture a miniature, ginger-flavoured brownish-looking, flat-bodied them while you're doing it.
Oh, and smile as you chew... and chew... and chew.
Mmmm. SYOK!
45 comments :
y u so cruel......
kesian dia....
wonder if u r thinking abt me and adrian when u do the step 3....
no wonder my back so gatal.. and my neck so sakit.....
u a......
adrian... r u ok a.....
if we know u will do it that way.. we won't steal ur candy last night la.....
aiyok.... sakitnya....
Where got cruel? Many ppl treat me worse than this. At least I do it to a gingerbread man. Other ppl do terus wan ok. See, I so kind di.
And you and Adrian better jaga your back man. Haha.
WLP: HAHAHA.....Im laughing my head off....not kena bite ler...=)
Pam: OOooo...I so sketlor....Write my name on the Gingerbread man and bite la...Ngek Ngek Ngek...=P
sadist kau kau
wah every hour you blogging already ar? ganas ler. whenever i open google reader, definitely there's like 4-5 from you :P
hehehe if you watched shrek's christmas special, you will see the gingerbread man's gf being headless. after santa claus bites off her head. hahaha
i stumbled upon your blog while reading Jolene's and i'm lovin' it! everything from being scared of being left behind to the heart wrenching anger of cheating boyfriends who 'pretend' to love us to being that oh-so-perfect proverbs 31 woman ;p
i do have a huge collection of ChickLit tracts i'd want to bless you with tho. if you could email me your address to yang.kristin@gmail.com, it'll be great :)
God bless you and i thank Him for leading me to your blog. just came out of a relationship that was utterly heartbreaking and have been really down for the longest time (eventho i was emotionally cheated on and dumped in the end :-s).
thank God for your wit; which ultimately made me smile :)
X.
adrian.... hahaha.. u so bad la...
later when princess come back from the traffic jam...
see how u kena....
u know la.. our princess 'Su Beh Ki' one ma...
u do like that.. later she xxxx off .. macam mana....
we dun have candy to manja her... how a?
Why bite the head off first ? If it's the head right, it would die faster. Bite the arms and legs first for a slow death .. hahahhahA!
erm, I mean, why so cruel to gingerbread boy ?? :(
bite the crotch of *bite*
evil at its best! HAHA
ATTN: adrian
– There, see? You should be scared. Hah! You want your name in white icing sugar or pink?
ATTN: zecount
– A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do, eh? So... she might as well enjoy it while she's at it. *grin*
ATTN: Satkuru
– Where got every hour wor. *blush* Shhh. Dun tell my boss. HAHA. Nah, cos work's up and down. I'm having good times now. But JRs have come in for the end of the week di. Tmr and the day after will be havoc.
Eh! Send me the file can ah? Or is it a big file for that Shrek Christmas Special? Or can you send me the link? I wanna seeee!
ATTN: -kristin
– Hey...
It's good to know what what I write helps make a difference in someone else's life. And from the looks of it, you pretty much went through a great many of my Love & Relationship posts. Haha. said...
And wow. I'd love to read those tracts. I used to have some but somehow or another, in moving house, I must have left them somewhere. I can't for the life of me find them anymore. Sniff.
I'm in the process of moving from one place to another. I'll be more or less settled in January. I'll email you my workplace address then, alright? And thanks for the offer. You totally made my night. =)
And no matter what other guys have done to you in the past, there's a great guy out there just waiting to win your heart over. We've all been through it sometime or another in some way or another. You're not alone.
Take care, Kirsten. Hopefully I'll see you around here again sometime. God bless. =)
ATTN: cs
– Sure kena wan he. And ya lah! Today also traffic jam. Melampau ni. But at least not so bad. And I saw an accident. Will blog about it in a bit. Haha.
ATTN: Jason Phoon
– Ooo. You're the ultimate king of Sicksville, man. I await my next lesson, O great king.
p/s: I don't hunt down gingerbread boys. They're barely worth my time. Now, MEN... That's a different story altogether.
ATTN: luxen
– Haha. A bit hard to bite there. I'm imagining myself doing it and all I see are both gingerbread legs being stuffed up my nose! Haha. Cannot lah...
ATTN: Abby
– Ooo. Don't you just LOVE IT? Haha. Mmmm.
haha, so fun! i need some gingerbread man! RAWR
Haha. Don't we all, Keili? Don't we all. Anyhew, this is the perfect season. Spread the good cheer and slay an army of Gingerbread Men while you're at it.
ROAR!!!
wow... what can i say.. u reply to all comment....
keng chao....... very good blogger.....
5 thumbs up....
Haha. Of course lah. I wanna build a community here okay. If I dun invest my time and effort into responding to your comments, how to build a growing relationship within the blogging community? Plus, how hard can it be to respond to a few comments? I'm willing loh. Haha. As long as they return to read what I reply, my part has not gone to waste. =)
evil la u
Dun keh keh lah. You'd do it with a smile on your face and an evil glint in your eye. Haha.
ikut ROAR~~~
i can see that this is a after midnite community.. i likey... where to sign up ??
P/s: -kristin talak sama as kirsten
guess ya got used to typing mine ;)
hehehe i have already dumped it in your share folder in msn. the thing is you need to be online for the transfer to begin. it's 180Mb -_-" i enjoyed this more than shrek III. seriously :P
eh left you an offline message. use that link to download, should be faster :)
emm.... so realy a good blogger on replying comment...
but ho.. y i din see ur comment in my blog eh?.....
adrian... u got her comment a?
kek sim... mai ane kiam siap la....
come come visit me... hahahaha...
but u really serious about ur reader.... thumbs up.... toes up
I LOVE TO MAKAN GINGERBREAD MAN!
ATTN: Kirsten
– Where to sign up? Haha. No application necessary. Once you've started, you're automatically sieved into the community and drugged to stay forever and ever. Nyek nyek. HAHA.
And GOSH! I got a name typo!!! *blush* So paiseh to her. And ya lah! Your fault.
ATTN: Satkuru
– And I cannot do that share thingy with MSN lah... or can I? I'm using mac. How to share ah? Teach!!!
ATTN: Satkuru AGAIN
– Ooo! Okay okay. This is better. Haha. =p
ATTN: cs
– Adrian doesn't even blog! He's a blog stalker. Said he'd start his own someday but he never tell yet also. So means dun have lah!
Okay okay. I go read and comment okay? Haha. I here trying to hold fort. Haha. Kau um tim di. =p
ATTN: SarahMeiN
– MeiN. Interesting. Haha.
Let's kill some gingerbread men tonight. Rip em apart and tear em to shreds. Wheee! =p
most u girls got issues man ... i'm fearing for the men in KL already
Haha. You don't talk so much. Wait till you get back here only you know. *evil grin*
hey.. i have some christmas gift for u.... wan a?....
i send u an offline msg at ur msn liao..... so read that la...
hope u like it :P
adrian.... i will make one for u as well.....
i wonder after she get the gift.. my name will be on the top of the gingerman... hahhaha
ATTN: CS
– No wor. The offline message didn't say anything about any gift wor. Haha. Sorry. Didn't get it. Your evil plans have failed. Good prevails.
hey... sure or not.. else i paste the url here lor....
hahah... later andrian will laugh until cannot stop.. hahaha
CS: Hahaha ..I saw her comment....Ehwah! She wanna let me kena huh...Im so so so scared...=P
Pam: Aiseh! Can select color summore ah?!....My name in Sky blue please? Got ah?! Make sure you draw a pink tie and white pants for my gingerbread man huh....post it up lol! Mwahahaha =P
Wait..waitla till I have some time...I will blog lol....And Ehem! Call me stalker huh...YOU WAIT! I will STALK MORE! Mwahaha *Beating chest hard like King Kong again*
CS again: Oooo....so nice of you....Got gift for me?! Eh! Wat you sent her har?! Post up the link here la....I WANT TO SEE IT TOO....*blink blink* =)
i had send u too an offline msg la.. check ur msn la...
y din post here..... emmm... when u see it u will know la....
then u will not ask me to post here..... especially Pam...
she got so many fans here.. later i die pun tak tau apa hal...
ATTN: CS
– OMG I saw it di. You're just too free lah! And I don't believe you made me William Hung!!! What happened to Jennifer Aniston, Nicole Kidman or even Avril Lavigne?!? Hmmph!
At least now I know your taste in "women".
ATTN: adrian
– Eeyer. Sky blue's such a sissy colour for a guy. Plus, it so doesn't go with the brown of the gingerbread man. Plus, how will it ever match the pink tie!? Tsk tsk. It's a no-go for me.
You blog? Since when, King Kong.
CHECK YOUR MSN LAH!
And you, Mr WLP, is waaay too free. Go do something more constructive with your time, will ya!?
Don't make me hunt you down.
okok.. dun get mad.. ok...
just kidding.... dun be too serious..... scare liao...
thinking of make u laugh.. but... it doent seem to be working...
sorry :(
i go to sleep now.......
Pam: Eh..eh...light blue is a soft color for guys la....Pink tie is put on too WOOOO girls and white pants is to show the "ka-chui" ada liao la...Pheweet! =)
CS: Hahaha..You are kinda creative huh! I think my ones look cuter than Pam lor....=P
Pam: Eh..eh...light blue is a soft color for guys la....Pink tie is put on too WOOOO girls and white pants is to show the "ka-chui" ada liao la...Pheweet! =)
CS: Hahaha..You are kinda creative huh! I think my ones look cuter than Pam lor....=P
ATTN: cs
– Haha. Never get mad lah.
Goodnight. And all the best for tmr.
ATTN: adrian
– Light blue is a sissy colour for guys lah. And pink tie doesn't help you get girls. It makes the girls run in the opposite direction!!! Your tactic wrong di. Salah arah. And you're just sick when it comes to the white pants.
Of course yours look better than mine lah! I'm bloody William Hung lah!!! One day sure let the fella kena wan. Haha. Too free di.
Pam: Chei! Blue is masculine la; pink is sexy and white is purela...ini macam lar...=)Hahaha
You never say blue. You say LIGHT blue. That's BABY blue also. Eeyerrrr. Haha.
Pink is sexy!? Since when it pink sexy? I never thought of pink as sexy also! Pink is so innocent, so girly, so feminine.
And for the white, okay lah. I give you face lah. But then again, white is like highschool prefect's uniform liddat. Haha.
wat ever it is.. ME WANT SEE~~~
cs, pam is not laughing but i might :)
WAH!! Betrayal from a friend is betrayal of the highest degree, man.
haha.... you might need to ask Pam ifi can send to you also la...
i afriad later she banned me...
but i am sure u will laugh until....... as it is so cute and funny.....
had u ever see Pam dancing?.... Imagine...
CS, CS, CS... Kirsten and I go way back. Of COURSE she's seen me dancing before.
Hah! Backfired on you, didn't it!? MWAHAHAHAHA. *evil laughter till fade*
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