1. I always eat the same old thing from the same old stall at the same old place. Always.
2. I hate the sight and smell of beef jerky but every time I pop, I think that it's simply DELISH and I can't stop!
3. I prefer dry bak kut teh to wet bak kut teh but I only eat it at 2 places in Klang. Any place else, I'd rather have it wet.
4. I don't really eat pork. I think it smells. (Which brings me to my next point...)
5. People tell me I'm more halal than a lot of modern Melayus. Haha. I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't gamble and I don't really eat pork.
6. I actually have a thing for Sweetcorn ice cream but since it's hardly to be found these days, I settle for Vanilla. (Häagen-Dazs' Vanilla ice cream makes me go weak in the knees.)
7. I secretly wish I could pee straight standing up, just like boys do. Without having to take off my pants, just like boys don't.
8. I think peeing during working hours is a pure waste of time. Unless I want to waste time, then it's not. =p
9. I rarely wake up in the middle of the night to pee.
10. I can't pee without toilet paper.
11. I get happy when my poop floats. It tells me that I'm healthy. =D
12. I wish I had better bowel movement.
2. I hate the sight and smell of beef jerky but every time I pop, I think that it's simply DELISH and I can't stop!
3. I prefer dry bak kut teh to wet bak kut teh but I only eat it at 2 places in Klang. Any place else, I'd rather have it wet.
4. I don't really eat pork. I think it smells. (Which brings me to my next point...)
5. People tell me I'm more halal than a lot of modern Melayus. Haha. I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't gamble and I don't really eat pork.
6. I actually have a thing for Sweetcorn ice cream but since it's hardly to be found these days, I settle for Vanilla. (Häagen-Dazs' Vanilla ice cream makes me go weak in the knees.)
7. I secretly wish I could pee straight standing up, just like boys do. Without having to take off my pants, just like boys don't.
8. I think peeing during working hours is a pure waste of time. Unless I want to waste time, then it's not. =p
9. I rarely wake up in the middle of the night to pee.
10. I can't pee without toilet paper.
11. I get happy when my poop floats. It tells me that I'm healthy. =D
12. I wish I had better bowel movement.
8 comments :
Re #11 - o_O
Does it swim up just to tell you "ALL CLEAR CAPTAIN!" or something?
Hmmm very feces centric post...hahahaha. From entrance into mouth all the way till the exit :p
ATTN: ChickLit
– Haha. I wish it did! =p
ATTN: SY
– Haha. Yup yup! In and out! =p
(My first time commenting on your blog!)
Hmmm - I went from being really happy reading this post (sweetcorn ice-cream, I like!), to horror (erm, the bowel movement stuff). Having said that though, I can identify with some of your erm, preferences. I'm not telling you which one it is. Eeek.
HEY ! I pee with my pants off & my poop sinks...wth?
i dun understd why women dun like peeing. I have many gfs who says the same!! gurls are weirdos. haha ..
ROLF! of out curiosity, how long u can last without a trip to the loo?
ATTN: Hanson
– Hi, Hanson! =)
It's so rare to find another Sweetcorn lover. Ppl think I have crummy taste in ice cream. El cheapo. I think they don't know better. =p
And I think I know which one you can relate to. The floating poop! Gotta be it! Come on now... We can be honest with each other. =p HAHAHA.
ATTN: san ling
– Eeyerrr... So means you go to the urinal and take off your pants so everybody sees your bum? Haha.
And poop that sinks is UNHEALTHY!
ATTN: Simon
– Peeing takes time! Especially when you're working at my office. It's soooo troublesome to walk soooo far to pee. T_T
ATTN: Spectre
– Hmmmm... Let's see. I pee when I wake up, then I don't pee till about 5 in the evening?
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