Very Many Fancy Nappy, Looky Looky Very Pretty; Funky Teddy, Happy Tinki

Okay, fine.

Very's not really supposed to go hand in hand with Many.
And when it's Many it's supposed to be NappIES (plural).
And my post title is waaaay too long this time around.

But…

*whines*

They rhyme better this way!

*grin*

So why the nappy craze, you ask?

Here's why.

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She was walking along the aisles of Tesco
when her eyes caught sight of something
that stopped her in her tracks.

*blink blink*

Goodness.
Lampin Bayi Pakai Buang.
Hmmm. Riighhhhtttt.

What's up with Tesco diapers, you may think.
Let's zoom in for a better look, shall we?

Oh, look at that – teddy outlines!
Cute. Real cute.

But suddenly…

"Aiyo, when my grandchildren come ah, I'll buy and let them wear!"

Really now.

*nervous laughter*

Uh oh. Die.

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Everything's branded these days. Even nappies!
It's insane. Commercialism kills, man. Sigh.

No matter…

I tell you, my kid's gonna be walking around
with Garflied's face plastered on his or her ass.

*nods*

Yes yes. Stylo-milo mini Tinki.