Only In Penang | Episode 2

ANNOUNCER: And Tinki Talks returns with yet another exciting episode of "Only In Penang"! Woo hoo! In the last hour or so, we came to you with tales of the food industry in Penang and now, we bring you more tales of the very, very happening happenings that take place on Penang Island. Now, without much further ado, let us put our hands together and give it up for our host…

*pauses for effect*

…Tiiiinnnnnkkiiiiii!

(You guys had better be clapping your fingers blue right now.)

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Okay, so here's the deal. Penang isn't just a place to disgust you with sights of food in pails. No, no. There's more to Penang than that. Perfectly blended together, we have the highlights of city living meshed together with the comforts of the kampung lifestyle. No where else but Penang gives you the right balance of living the high-life that comes with the hustle and bustle of city living, as well as the peace and tranquility that comes with the traditional kampung lifestyle. In fact, we're like a kampung in the city! Forget about the Balik Kampung concept. Here, we bring the kampung to you!

And to prove it, look!

Look at that la. Lembu melintas jalan like they're kings, man! I tell you, Penang is a terror place to live in. T-e-r-r-o-r! Super-kau-lat style. No joking wan. The terror-ness astounds me. Really. It astounds me daily. Sigh.

So, to all you readers out there, if you want to raise your kids and you still want them to know what cows and bulls look like, raise them in Penang. Give them a chance to run with the horses and race through fields of cowdung. Give them a chance at the lifestyle YOU always wanted. I assure you, they'll live the good life here, breathing fresh air and dying a couple of years later then they would, compared to if they were raised in someplace else like… uh, maybe KL or something where pollution is high, cows are beef, and pigs are pork.

*snicker*

Well friends, it looks like my time with you is up. I hope you enjoyed this episode of "Only in Penang". Till next time, this is Tinki and you're reading Tinki Talks. And ala Mr Ryan Seacrest from American Idol, I say, "Tinki out!" (Complete with the shooting finger towards camera stance.)