Monday, February 14, 2011

The "Right" Way To Lou Sang

1. Order lou sang then pretend to act normal when the dish arrives and the waitress/waiter is preparing it.



2. As soon as they leave, start whipping out your wallets, handbags and purses, and place them all around the Lazy Susan like so.


NOTE: Laughter is permissible at this point.


3. Proceed to lou and be sure to make a mess out of everything. Even if it means covering your prosperity pouches in raw salmon, colourful keropok and pomelo.



4. For bonus blessings from the prosperity gods, make sure you make the effort to bust a sick boy out of hospital and have him lou with you. You can return him to the hospital after dinner. Preferably before visiting hours are over at 10PM.

6 comments :

RealGunners said...

that's not too bad of a mess...

Pam Song said...

ATTN: RealGunners
– Yeah, this was a relatively neat Lou Sang session. =p

Lissa said...

OMG. What was he in hospital for? :|

And... I've never heard of putting purses on the table during lou sang. o.o

Pam Song said...

ATTN: Lissa
– Hahaha. Don't freak out, doctor. He was in there for a nerve infection on his thumb that led to a minor operation.

And I never heard of the purse thing either! First time. My uncle suggested it and we all ended up giving it a go. HAHA.

Lissa said...

Okay. At least it wasn't something to do with his GI tract. x.x

HAHA. Lemme know how it goes for your purse this year then. :P

Pam Song said...

ATTN: Lissa
– Haha. Nope. Nothing internal like that. =p We wanna FEED him. Not KILL him. Hahaha.

Things have been pretty good on the red packet front this year (compared to usual) so maybe the whole purse-on-the-lazy-susan thing worked!

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