Dear friends, I present you the Amber post as promised.
*grin*
*grin*
Haha. I think that my post title pretty much sums up this post so, honestly, if you're not much into insignificant details , I suggest you move on to my older posts. I won't cause a scene. I promise. I'll even give you some suggestions!
And now for the rest of you who've decided to stay on this ride, let's dive right into the many reasons I dislike the infamous (to me, at least) Amber Chia, shall we?
1. I don't think she's hot enough to be a world class model. Sure, she's got that weird look that scouts tend to go for but she's not the drop-dead-gorgeous kind that turns heads wherever she goes. She totally doesn't join the ranks of the Cindy Crawfords, Sharon Stones and Claudia Schiffers of the world. And fine, if you really wanna argue that they're women from modeling days gone by, I'll say this: she doesn't even come close to Tyra Banks. Amber? Model? Pfft.
2. I think she's been overused. Modeling must somehow have given her the divine gift of omnipresence cos the woman is EVERYWHERE. Eehh-veer-ree-wheeere. See until jelak and muak already. There's nothing she isn't endorsing. NOTHING! Ugh. Who knows, you may even find the woman strutting around in men's briefs one day, telling the world how unbelievably comfortable they are, expressing how much she loves the way she looks in them and gushing about how sexy they make her feel... in broken English.
Which, of course, brings me
to my next and final point...
to my next and final point...
3. She can't speak English for nuts. She's speaks really, really, REALLY the bad England. Me is not joking you. So, so selious! If you can seeing my face, you sure know. She is like speaking lie dis always. I've met her! I guarantee you it's true! I mean, come on, man. How can you possibly call yourself an INTERNATIONAL model when you can't even speak the International Language?! Tsk tsk. Shame on you.
*blink blink*
Dang. Why do I suddenly feel guilty for dissing her?
Oh, right. It's cos she's just... there.
*points below*
Sigh.
Dang. Why do I suddenly feel guilty for dissing her?
Oh, right. It's cos she's just... there.
*points below*
Sigh.
Tinki Talks has officially been Amber-infiltrated. Ugh. Nothing escapes that woman. Not even my personal blog. Aarrrgghhh! So very the pantang. Down with Amber Chiaaa.
20 comments :
come come let's laugh out loud together!!! hwahwahwa... :P
hhmm.. ei ei count me in.. i'm the anti-amber too!! do an anti-amber campaign.. reason.. tinki'd already do the talkin for me.. haha..
she's like sooo lansi.. hhmm.. let's see huh... she is suppose to be lansi?? because she's an INTERNATIONAL modal?? most memorable impression.. when i saw her in one utama.. wah.. she walks pass me & my cousin and like.. swing her hair and like as if we really so impress with her wo..
i went back told my friend la.. my guy friend said girl so small hearted la.. jealous.. what-ever.. my bf even said she's not qualify to be INTERNATIONAL.. not even LOCAL.. haha.. see see... even guy said that!!! my sis said she's probably look like some worst then those ugly looking girl out there without make-up.. coz of her lip.. and her facial features.. LOL...
ehh.. already la i so anti her... pam some more add on.. tellin me how she spoke in english
(fainted for few second)
hah!! ei ei.. Tyra Banks is far la to be compared to her... pllleeeaasseee... Tyra Banks is HOT.. she's the HOST of America Next Top Modal.. she's part of whom decides who's the TOP MODAL..
Haha. Aiseh! You really really anti her huh? Haha. But ya la. I dun feel she's INTERNATIONAL model quality. Not good enough la. To be fair, if she's local, I dun mind la. Cos maybe she's tall, and she has that weird look.
But...
More than that, NO!
Haha. You got the lansi vibe huh? So far, all the times I met her were for events. So she was extra nice. But really cannot talk wan la. English is super bad. Worse than the ppl in our school wan, you know? No kidding.
Yeah, I agree. Tyra is HOT. Yum.
Dear Amber baby,
I am writing this to you in a pre-emptive move in the unfortunate event that you stumble upon Pam's blog here, and I just would like to tell you to just crap whatever she says here. I still love you, no matter what.. and that's all that matters.
The fact that you made it big in the international scene needs applauding. It came first and foremost, from your own efforts. Plain and simple.
Now of course, as we all know, those efforts may include long hours of work, a lot of research and studies and most important of all in your industry, providing "favours".
Fine and fair. It is still your efforts, and I say kudos, Amber baby :)
Next, you may speak the bad England, and probably don't understand WTF I'm trying to tell you here, but most Ah Lians are bad speakers of the language anyway. And Ah Lians are generally the prettier ones compared to the so-called "normal" people. So that means ur pretty, baby.
It is natural for the female species to be jealous of one another. They don't have your gorgeous lips, they don't have your curvy body, they don't see their faces on Guess?.
So babe, don't worry. You are still my Number 1... well, Number 2, actually, after Hannah T.
Ohhh Hannah baby, don't be angry. I was just consoling this poor lady here.
Leon: Die hard fan of Amber huh! Hahaha! =))
Pamie: Wei...anyhow Amber still a pretty girl la. Give facela. She has attractive eyes and gorgeous lips that she utilizes them well. As for attitude I dunnola, never speak to her before. But there is one thing that I dislike about her; very hiao(Hokkien)! Cannot tahan betul..some of my male friends said that too.
ATTN: Leon
– Thanks. You just reminded me. I forgot #4.
4. Amber is super Ah Lian.
*grin*
Thank you, again.
ATTN: adhojlim
– She's "hiao" meh? Never got that vibe. Anyhew, this is so gonna be #5.
5. Amber is kaulat "hiao".
I'm so having fun right now. Haha. Always fun to make stabs at Leon's idols and pin-up girls.
My favourite pinup gal is Hannah T. I've always respected her for her intellect, her hauntingly alluring voice and her sence of humor.
Now, if anyone feels they are much better off than Hannah, try making fun of her. Come'n. Give it your best shot.
HAHA.
Hmmm.
She looks good in her underwear. I'll give her that. And yeah, I do think that she's pretty. =)
CHOOSE HER OVER AMBER, I say. Even the blind can see that she's the better choice.
need not judge.. i say hannah.. haha..
Haha. Who wouldn't lah?
of coursela..look at how she uses her eyes and body language during the tv entertainment show. Can hook peoples oneler. She is really good at it...too bad....not all men will fall into that!..haha
Adrian, Pam, Christy,
Hannah is not into the hooking thingee ..
And she's really a nice person in real life - she's sincere, kind and sweet.
She's humble too, plus she's smart as hell.
Don't ask me how I know all these. If you ever would trust me just for once, trust me on this :)
CHeers fellas.
the hook thingy im refering to is Amber la..not Hannah...hahaha =)
ATTN: adhojlim
– She has her own TV entertainment show meh? Tak kenal also. Haha. Not popular enough.
ATTN: Leon
– Whoa. Leon knows Hannah T. personally! No wonder he's so semangat-ly promoting her! Woooooo.
Nolar...she appeared in the entertainment show's interview b4...tats why I know..
haha.. ok guys.. i am not anti hannah.. i really think she's sweet.. and pretty.. and like pam, i neva watch her tv show as well.. haha..
i wonder if hannah has any inter-relationship with leon.. he so so promoting her.. haha.. like his sign up artist like tat.. :P
ATTN: adhojlim
– Whoa. You watch entertainment interviews? Haha. Must be sit with mom and watch wan.
ATTN: christy
– Yeah, man! And her body also better than Amber's. Haha. Just look at her CD cover also know di. HAHA. Hot hot hot! Sizzle.
p/s: Ya. I think Leon and Hannah T. got something.
wah he's the lucky one.. hhmm..
OF COURSE he's the lucky one la. Takkan her ah? Impossible. My heart goes out to her. HAHA.
hahaha
Post a Comment
Talk to me!