Monday, May 14, 2007

Call Me Mummy

Yesterday was a big day for all them mummies out there.
It would have been a big day for me too, save for one thing.

I don't have a kid.

I smell depression coming my way.

I blame Friend 1 and Friend 2.





Yes, I was pleased. At first.
But then, I became... The Haunted.

Now, why'd you go and do that to me?

Sigh.


Thank goodness I got to take care of kids (who didn't belong to me) yesterday. It eases the pain somewhat. Takes away the heartache and absorbs the sting of this sentence I painfully call Childlessness.


*sniffle*

Argh, who am I kidding!?
I so need to find me a kid.

Somebody! Anybody!
Gimmie a kid!!!

16 comments :

Anonymous said...

Kid delivery at ur service ..

we ferry, we ship, we post, we fly
wherever, whenever we will comply

1 month or two, three or four
we guarantee best quality with no flaw !!

*goods sold are not refundable nor exchangeable*

*no after sale services*

Pam Song said...

HAHAHA. Ok. I book one.

Heh. How now? When's delivery?

Anonymous said...

Zecount: Send her the nastiest kiddy boy that you can ever find on this planet. Hahaha!*Grins*

Pam: Be prepared for the misery ride. Not ride but rides....haha =P

Pam Song said...

ANY child deserves love. You should be ashamed of yourself.

Anonymous said...

Preachlar like I dunno....Sure why not! They do deserve the love right!

Why do I need to be ashamed when I do really love them too? You sesatlar...haha =)

Pam Song said...

Why would it then be a miserable ride? If you love, all you do won't cause you to be miserable. Instead, you'll think of new and innovative ways to reach out to the difficult child.

And who say you love them? You dunno them!!! BLLLUUUFFFF!

Anonymous said...

Even if they are to cause me 'misery' in so to speak...they are harmless and still deserve loves...I dun bluff here one... I do really like kids; just that I dont have mine now.. hehe =) Anyway, I enjoy the presents of my cousin (2 years old) at home in Pg....He is nasty but so cute and adorable.. haha =) He called me 'smarties man'.

Anonymous said...

aiyah..tangan gatal..

presents -> presence.

Anonymous said...

wei wei ... ur booking not counted lah ...where the address? where the requirement? what type of baby u want? so many other stuff ... specifics lah tinki ... oh also do remember to give me ur credit card number .. if not how to pay for my services hehehehe

adrian:
eh where got i pick one leh? she has to provide me with the specifics mah .. if not she bring me to court ..habis gao tim

Anonymous said...

Zecount: Whoa..sounds like you are operating 'baby selling' syndicate... wei...wei...polis tangkap huh! Hahaha =P

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAAH .... where got.. i innocent one *halo on head*

Pam Song said...

ATTN: adhojlim
– Waaa. Your cousin so young wan ah? Generational gap very wide.

You dunno meh? Zecount is a syndicate king, man! Dun play play. He rules the underground. Always got black market business wan.


ATTN: zecount
– Eh! Why suddenly ppl book di then you consider never book wan!? Where can liddat!? And YOU pay ma. You say you get for me ma.

Pam Song said...

ATTN: zecount
– Innocent?
Backside.

Anonymous said...

eh eh eh ..this is a business ok ... i can get for u but u have to pay me for the service leh

Anonymous said...

Pam: He is my uncle's 2nd son. When I hold his hand and walk side by side with me at the shopping mall, many thought that he is my son. Whoa! Feel good huh! But at the same time, feel very old...Hehe =))

Zecount: You better fullfill that service vows...otherwise the Queen will hunt you down..Hahaha =)

Pam Song said...

ATTN: zecount
– Like you could hunt down a kid for me even if I gave you everything I had in my many (empty) banks. =p


ATTN: adhojlim
– Haha. I think the feel old thing is definite di lor. Haha. At least ppl never ask me that. Phew. I think you need some super duper age reversing facial products. Maybe it'd help.

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