Was at a client's place last week for another one of our monthly WIPs. One of those regular talk-talk-smile-smile PR things we're all required to do lah. It was four meetings (or was it five?) with the different departments I write for, all in a row. And I tell you, the meetings just seemed to go on forever.
No surprise that by the time we were done talking, my bladder was already so full I thought it was going to burst and that I'd be peeing all over the floor. I barged into the nearest toilet I could find like a madwoman on a sugar high... and then stopped short when I saw
No surprise that by the time we were done talking, my bladder was already so full I thought it was going to burst and that I'd be peeing all over the floor. I barged into the nearest toilet I could find like a madwoman on a sugar high... and then stopped short when I saw
THIS:
*gag*
Yep, it's official. Clients poop, too. =p
37 comments :
... like BIG TIME yo!
ATTN: ah:beng
– Haha. Pun intended, I'm sure. =p
GOD THAT'S JUST FREAKIN' NASTY!!!!
And that's....so long. LOL!
I wonder...maybe the flush was broken or something?
ATTN: Cyren Z. Wong
– Haha. Now you know! The asshole sure very big wan. That piece of shit (wow, I can actually say that and have it make sense!) is so thick and fat!!!
I don't know if the flush wasn't working. I didn't step in to try. Haha. The smell was overpowering. =p
I was eating tomatoes when reading your post. the poop is black eewww
ATTN: ~*Jiamin*~
– Haha. I heard that tomatoes help you poop. HAHA. Perfect timing!
And yeah. The poop was black. So gross. Smell even more power.
"I don't know if the flush wasn't working. I didn't step in to try. Haha. The smell was overpowering. =p" ....
... so you just went in to snap a picture of it and continue with whatever you had to do?
ATTN: Kritz
– Haha. Yep. Pretty much so. Haha. I was desperate to pee, remember? Used another stall, of course. Beh tahan this one. =p
awww mannn that's just nasty! longest poop, period.
ATTN: Shad
– Haha. Wins hands down, eh? =p
tsk tsk tsk..pamsong pamsong..why u so 'wat tat' one? *covering my mouth trying not to puke*
oh my friggin goshhhhhh WTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ..... it's sooo long and black!! eeeeeeeeeee
did he bring his cow in there to shit??!
oops sorry.. it's supposed to be a she ~_~"
ATTN: Yatz
– Haha. Not I pangsai also. Why you say I wat tat wor...
ATTN: Aronil
– Haha. I'm sure you know which client's place I went to. =p
And yes, it was damn long, damn thick and damn smelly. Haha.
ATTN: RealGunners
– HAHAHA. Glad to know you realised your mistake. =p
And I dunno man. I'm amazed at the girth. Seriously. Sure backside burn wan.
Yuck! Grossla.....People pangsai also you 'beh tik'......*shivers*
ATTN: Adrian Lim
– Haha. You also read wat. See? I entertained you already. Say thank you.
Oh. My. God. *pukes*
ATTN: The Faux Fashionista
– Haha. Crazy stuff, eh? =p
That is super gross.. *pukes*
ATTN: SarahMeiAnn
– Haha. Yes it is! The smell's POWDERFUL too!
that gonna stink... I just don't get it... why don't malaysian flush the toilet? it sure is gross to enter a toilet with shit on the floor
ATTN: John Ang
– Haha. It DID stink! Like hell! Haha. And it wasn't even a public restroom. It was a COMPANY restroom. Crazy stuff, huh? =p
AND HEY! It's not a MALAYSIAN thing, okayyy! I flush!
yala..yala...thank you for showing the human's chocolate stick! This Tinki very GENG....can stood, smelled and took pic summore! What a sacrifice...=P
eheh....but the pangsai lady lagi GENG!....can hold one breath and give it a shot with only one puffff.....must have learned Yoga wan....Wahahahaha! *laughing non stop'
@_@ i just lost my appetite
well. if you study biology.. you know that that's what your shit supposed to look like. one long piece. look somewhat like a banana. that's your biology class for today kids! :P
LOL
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ATTN: Adrian Lim
– You're right. It WAS a sacrifice! Hmmph!
And yeah wei. The lady super geng. Haha. Must be the sai very fresh. I think she has very good bowel movement. That was probably one meal. =p
ATTN: Satkuru
– Oh, puh-leeze. You do it, too!
ATTN: GnomeFan
– BANANA?! Yuck. -_-
OMFGWTFBBGLMFAO! WOOT! that's is freeaaaking... SHIT! (for once.. I could actually refer it to something)
I guess the person had too much fiber.. LOL!
HOLY SHIT!!!!
ATTN: Jeffro
– Guess so! Terribly dark in colour, though. Haha. Wonder what she ate. Hmmm.
ATTN: sheon
– Haha. Holy? Nothing holy about it lor. It smells like hell. =p
wa lau weh ...nedd bo to put in ur blog for the world to see?? even if u didn't put the pic people also disgusted lah ....
ATTN: zecount
– Eh eh! Like my friend said, "It's the envy of photojournalists lah!"
Haiyo. Why you dunno wan??? Pictures are everything. =p
pammy, you need help.
ATTN: chris c
– Just admit it. You like the pic. =p
in this case ...everything is OVERLY RATED ! ... and sumhow ... u make me afraid of toilets now .....
just thought of the word .. lavatophobia = fear of toilets
ATTN: zecount
– Haha. And you didn't have to smell anything okayyy! Imagine MY fear! Pee also shake, man.
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