Thursday, February 14, 2008

I Know It's Valentine's Day But...

Enough with the huggy-wuggy, kissy-wissy mush lah okay. Enough with the skin-crawling post dedications where you refer to your partner as 'Cupcakes', 'Pumpkin' or 'Old Cucumber Soup' lah. Enough about you moaning and groaning about the price of chocolates and flowers today lah. Enough about you trying to make yourself feel better by saying it's Single's Awareness Day (SAD) also lah. And enough bragging about how you sacrificially bought your date a car...




...a house...




and a chihuahua...




...this Valentine's Day with your
pathetic Ringgit Malaysia salary lah.


ENOUGH!


Just... enough. See also jelak.

*rolls eyes*


Boys and girls, wake up can or not?! Cos in this sorry world we live in, you no money, you no need to talk. Eagles lied. Love doesn't keep us alive. It just makes us broke cos of overpriced Valentine's Day Set dinners. So what do you have to do???


GET A GOOD JOB!!!


And lookie-lookie, it's your lucky day!
There's an opening for Account Manager position in
work-hard-play-hard advertising agency in Penang.

*grin*


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WHAT THE COMPANY WANTS YOU TO DO IN ORDER FOR YOU TO QUALIFY FOR YOUR MONTHLY MOOLAH:
  • Self-motivated with initiative to pursue business opportunities
  • Ability to manage and motivate the servicing team
  • Coordinate and implement advertising and branding needs of selected accounts
  • Plan and implement advertising strategies for key accounts
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Raking in moolah requires effort on your part, too, you know. Again, in sorry world we live in, everything you get will cost you something! This money costs you 4 bullet points. That's not too bad, right? =) But but but... You need to already possess the following before you can even start thinking about that moolah.


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WHAT YOU NEED TO BE ABLE TO DO OR HAVE IN ORDER TO GET THE JOB IN THE FIRST PLACE:
  • Recognised Degree in Mass Communications, PR, Marketing or any related discipline
  • Creative, with excellent verbal and written communication skills in English
  • Preferably with at least 5 years working experience in relevant field
  • Technical knowledge in the Advertising industry is necessary
  • Customer-centric attitude with ability to interface with different levels of management
  • effectively
  • Vibrant Malaysian citizen aged below 40 years
  • Strategic thinker who must be IT literate
  • Applicants must be willing to work in Penang
  • Possess own transport
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Tada! Maybe your next Valentine's
will be that much better with this job.

You never know.

*grin*


Send your complete hard copy resumes to Esther Tham from Ken Ray Communications Sdn Bhd (it's a damn nice place to work at loh, if you ask me) at 19 Tingkat Jones, 10250 Penang, OR... you can email them over to esther@kenray.com.my


All the best with your applications!

14 comments :

Linora 'Aronil' Low said...

Hahahahahahaah your ending was good hahah.. sparked by charlie in the previous post?

3POINT8 said...

You are taking the commercialized v-day to a whole new level, aren't you?

Pam Song said...

ATTN: Aronil
– He made a comment? Which comment? Haha. No lah. I used the same line as in my last classified. =)


ATTN: 3POINT8
– A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do. *snicker*

Anonymous said...

Hahahahahahahahaha....this is the most sarcastic job advertistment that I EVER read.....*laughing non stop* =))))))))

tim said...

I don't buy 'love will keep us alive', but i still believe that 'love is all we need'.

Only cos the beatles were way cooler than the eagles. :p

Pam Song said...

ATTN: adrian
– Haha. Gotta be a bit different, you know? Haha. Beh tahan lah. Everybody so mushy-maro. =p


ATTN: tim
– Eagles, Tim. ALWAYS go with the Eagles. Any band that's able to go on a 14-year break and come back kickin' is THE band. =p

Anonymous said...

Yah....everybody in my office too were kinda hypnotized on V-day.....but its really a fun day for me....

Going around nasty girl's cube and said this "Eh! You today no flower ah?! Oooo.....Nobody wants you liao".....Mwahahaha...Imediately kena pukul kaulat-kaulat....=P

Pam Song said...

ATTN: adrian
– Eeyer, so cruel!!! Men like you deserve to be stabbed to death with rose thorns.

Anonymous said...

Eh..eh....wanna stab me with roses....can..can....but the lady gotta give a kiss for a stab huh!

If die also, berbaloi.....cos all the pretty women kiss me to death! Mwahahahaha.....Can masuk Guinness book of records liao! So who wanna go first....line up please! Ngek! Ngek! Ngek!

Disclaimer: all pretty pretty ones can line up...aunties wan,sorryla.. go kiss the uncles...=P

Wahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha =PPPPP

Pam Song said...

ATTN: adrian
– Who say they stab you with roses? With THORNS, wei. And no way with the kisses. No girl in her right mind stabs and kisses the same dude, okay. That's just WRONG.

Anonymous said...

then no deal lor...HaHAHAHA....ESCApe! wKaKakakaka!

Pam Song said...

ATTN: adrian
– Yes yes, run far far.

Anonymous said...

Hiak! Hiak! No need to run far far la.....cos I doubt any girl will dare to take the challenge...Steadylar!.....Mwahahaha =PPP

Pam Song said...

ATTN: adrian
– Pfft.

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