Ah Beng and I were talking about nauseating pick-up lines at work today (strange topics of conversation frequently crop up in The Cu•bi•cle) when he excitedly turned to me and said:
Ah Beng: *dengan penuh drama* Do you believe in love at first sight?
Pam Song: *frowns* Uh...
Ah Beng: *changes pose* Or do I have to walk by again...
Pam Song: *chokes and gasps for air* HAHA. So lame! HAHA. Why so lame wan yeewww?
Ah Beng: Hey, there's this lame line I heard the other day lah. Really, really, r-e-a-l-l-y lame wan!
Pam Song: What was it?
Ah Beng: *thinks for a second* Uh, I can't remember it...
Pam Song: *raises one eyebrow and looks at Ah Beng somewhat quizzically*
Ah Beng: ...but it's something I would say lah.
Pam Song: *bursts out laughing*
Ah Beng: That's how lame it was.
I can't imagine what life must be like for Ah Beng. Haha. To gauge the lameness of something by seeing if he'd say, use or do something. It's a gift. Really. A gift I'd rather not have. Ever.
p/s: Ah Beng needs a date for V-Day. I've promised to advertise it here. Interested parties, please get in touch... without being too forthright. The man says he resolves to be cheap but dignified. *rolls eyes* Yeah, right. As if that's possible... the 'dignified' part, I mean. *grin* Anyway, comment if you're interested. I'll do my best to help work things out. =p
Ah Beng: *dengan penuh drama* Do you believe in love at first sight?
Pam Song: *frowns* Uh...
Ah Beng: *changes pose* Or do I have to walk by again...
Pam Song: *chokes and gasps for air* HAHA. So lame! HAHA. Why so lame wan yeewww?
Ah Beng: Hey, there's this lame line I heard the other day lah. Really, really, r-e-a-l-l-y lame wan!
Pam Song: What was it?
Ah Beng: *thinks for a second* Uh, I can't remember it...
Pam Song: *raises one eyebrow and looks at Ah Beng somewhat quizzically*
Ah Beng: ...but it's something I would say lah.
Pam Song: *bursts out laughing*
Ah Beng: That's how lame it was.
I can't imagine what life must be like for Ah Beng. Haha. To gauge the lameness of something by seeing if he'd say, use or do something. It's a gift. Really. A gift I'd rather not have. Ever.
p/s: Ah Beng needs a date for V-Day. I've promised to advertise it here. Interested parties, please get in touch... without being too forthright. The man says he resolves to be cheap but dignified. *rolls eyes* Yeah, right. As if that's possible... the 'dignified' part, I mean. *grin* Anyway, comment if you're interested. I'll do my best to help work things out. =p
4 comments :
Bwahahaha I can just picture haha... wahh so de brav-in-e :P got personal marketeer for date hehe
Haha. I do what I can to help the people around me. *grin*
He hasn't read this yet. =p
A real man would drop a fizzer in her drink and take her back to his lair.
OK, kidding :p
Here's mine;
"Was your father a thief?"
"NO!"
"Well, I thought he was because someone stole the stars from the skies - and put them in your eyes"
ATTN: k0k s3n w4i
– Do ALL men know lame pick-up lines. Haha. So ridiculously funny! Haha. Corny to the max.
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