Monday, January 10, 2011

Today, I Almost Died

Went to Lorong Kulit to buy fruits
with The Fiancé and his mom today.

And almost died of a heart attack in the process.

-_-'''


You see, we missed the parking lot entrance – first and second – so we ended up having to park along the roadside and walking in. While passing through the gate, I suddenly heard a splat. Shit. L-I-T-E-R-A-L-L-Y!! Worse, my acute hearing told me that that unnerving, all-too-familiar, cannot-be-good-news splat had just landed A FEW FEET away from me. @_@


I stopped breathing and my heart froze in my chest. In a split second, my eyes darted up and the sight that greeted me instantly kicked my entire body into fight-or-flight mode. More flight than fight though, I must admit. :-/ I don't even know what I did, man. I think I ran. But I may have hopped. Haha. I also dunno lah. All I know is that it was only after I was finally safely under the covering of makeshift tents, that I took this picture.




Cannot see? I zoom in for you.




OMG, SO MANY CROWS!!!
(Trust me, that picture doesn't do my story justice.)

*faints*

*gets heart attack*

*dies*


It was baaad, man. I kid you not. Definitely heart attack-worthy. I dunno how I could have been so dense to walk right under them without knowing. *slaps self* *lompat bintang seribu kali and stands in corner for self punishment* Thank goodness that splat didn't gravitate my way, man. Or else I think yesterday's Happy Hair story would have been my last post already. *over-dramatic*


But bottom line is this:
I. made. it. out. alive.

Yay me.

*pets self on back*

*receives medal of bravery*


Even so, I guess the ultimate worse part of the entire experience was having to walk under all of them AGAIN after buying fruits, in order to get home. -_-''' First time bodoh bodoh dunno ma. So ok lah. But after know already still walk under??? Walauuu... Tempting fate meh?? I would totally have scaled walls and climbed parking lot fences if The Fiancé hadn't stopped me.

4 comments :

Terence Song said...

Haha... just use an umbrella lah... to shade you from the sun, and also bird crap.

Pam Song said...

ATTN: Terence Song
– Cannot wan. I will still freak out. They can't be above me. @_@

hon said...

oh my. do you have ornithophobia, or specifically corvidophobia?

Pam Song said...

ATTN: hon
– Yeah I do!! Bad case of ornithophobia and a MAJOR case of corvidophobia. T_T

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