Serious. I got into this totally far out SMS conversation with my mom last Saturday and almost thought somebody stole her mobile and played a prank on me.
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*beep-beep beep-beep*
*beep-beep beep-beep*
Mama: Mr So-And-So's daughter who graduated from so-and-so college is getting married. I am jealous. I also want to plan my daughter's wedding.
Pam Song: Haha. Wait lah. Give it some time can bo?
*beep-beep beep-beep*
Mama: Give me time frame or else I give you deadline.
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Wa eh mama desperate liao. Wa tampok kia kia.
(English Translation: My mama desperate already. I a bit sket sket.)
(English Translation: My mama desperate already. I a bit sket sket.)
What is it? Is it my age? Huh? HUH?! Is it cos I'm closing in on 24 and am nowhere near checking out wedding dresses and flower arrangements? Is it cos I've gotta start using sunscreen and eye cream by the truckloads and I've still not taken any pictures that are even remotely wedding-ish? HUH?! What is it?! WHAT IS IT!?!
22 comments :
Awww....mama wants to secure some grandkids. Poor pamsong..
ATTN: 3POINT8
– Si liao lah.
Hahaha....at least you only got the sms....not yet kena lecture kaulat-kaulat....All moms are the same! Mwahahaha =P
ATTN: adrian
– Haha. Now sms, next time lecture. Same same. See, age IS a factor!
Wah liao. Ni chap shi, baru sui sui. No need to get marry so fast la nowadays.
ATTN: Simon Seow
– Haha. The trend now is getting married young again. For the people born in the late 70s, most of them got married a little later than those born in the early 80s. It's changing lah. People are achieving more in less time so it kinda makes sense to settle down and start doing the family thing earlier.
I'm from the last of 70s. So, I'll be getting marry late. Don't even have a gf now. Sigh.
ATTN: Simon Seow
– Haha. Don't worry. You're not alone. Adrian (another reader of mine) is now your best bud.
Simon: Yah...yah..Pam is rite! Im a happy singleton that enjoys life to every bit. =))
Hahaha....its a matter of WANT or DUNWAN only la fren.... If you go hunt earnestly, sure get wan...Man at our age are usually financially & mentally ready...
BTW, handsome & capable men like us....we no need to hunt wan; girls hunt us, we SELECT!!!!...Mwahahahahaha =P
ATTN: adrian
– Wah! Giving pep talk ah? HAHA.
Hahaha...you just made me sounded like a politician luring for votes for the "Most Eligible President of The Bachelor Club." =P
Eh...eh....Im thinking Cleo should have that column and you gals nominate me huh! Mwahahaha =P
ATTN: adrian
– That's cos you're selling yourself as Mr President of the Bachelor's Club!!! You're like Emperor already! Haha.
Join Cleo's most eligible bachelor contest lah this year.
Oooo...great idea....Im imagining myself walking on the red carpet macho-ly, winking & waving at the pretty girls....
Wink once, 1 girl down....twice wink, 2 girls down...Hahaha...in the end all of them pengsan...No audience...Mwahahahaha *evil laugh*
Then no more emperor...can become "god of the bachelor's club"...Hahahaha =))))
joke-joke la....can go crazy liao with so much stuffs in my head...
ATTN: adrian
– Eh, hello hello. You're not royalty okay. No carpet. Haha.
And FYI, macho people don't wink. =p
Chei! Who says macho people dont wink?! Its call "pang tian"(Hokkien) la.....to be exact; releasing E-force in English.
Liddat also beh hiao....Oh! I forgot; you girls dun pang-tian one but 'Siu-tian' ....Hahahahahaha =P
ATTN: adrian
– Who say? I say lah! Already here in black and white summore have to ask meh? Haha. And no lah. They don't pang tian. It's the Ah Beng's who do that. Class a bit can bo? Haiyo.
Wei! Ah Beng dont 'pang tian' ones but 'chau tian'(nuts).
BTW all men also know how to 'pang tian' one la. If no 'pang tian' then how to kau lui huh!
Takan go straight to the girls and say "Hey Cuties! Wa like sama you, you like sama wa ka?!" liddat?!! Lagi Ah Beng.....Wkakakaka =)))
ATTN: adrian
– Same same lah. Play with electricity means Ah Beng already. Confirm. Good guys play it cool wan. Haha. Make the girls sink into them like quicksand. Quiet but deadly. No need pang tian also can kau lui.
Really meh?! I always play cool wan....Even some of the gals scolded me of being too cool......If follow your rules, dunno how many girls I sank already loh. If liidat, I should play COOLER lor; can sink more! MWahahahahaha =P
ATTN: adrian
– Honestly, I don't think you play it cool. HAHA. But that's just my point of view. HAHA.
Hahaha...But COOL in other ladies eyes...Im sastified...Mwahahaha =P
ATTN: adrian
– Bravo. Self-confidence speaks. Good on ya!
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