Wednesday, December 02, 2009

Let's Talk Pee Pee

Panasonic ran a survey back in 2007 that explored the number of pee splatters an average man makes when he pays the gents a visit. Their findings dictate that, depending on the intended destination for the stream of pee (haha, what a way to put it), splashes could range from... (Are you ready for this???)


85 DROPS to 311 DROPS
PER LOO EVENT!

-_-'''

Ok, boys.

You guys are officially the grossest creatures.
ON. THE. PLANET. Yuck. Blergh. Gag. Puke. Dies.

(Sigh. No wonder there are so many single ladies
roaming the streets in search of quality men these days. -_-')



Shit, man. *shiver up spine* That's a hell lot of splatters, dammit! *skin crawls* Yuck! Ewww, I can't believe that we, girls, have to sit on potties you, men, splatter on. *gag reflex* Pfft! Talk about being inconsiderate. *rolls eyes* Apa gentleman ni? Kencing pun tak tau.


Next time dun come and ego with us lah, ok. So what if you can pee standing up? If we want to we also can wat! (Dun argue with me on that one.) Just sit down and pee like us normal people do lah, ok. It's CLEANER and MORE HYGIENIC!


p/s: If you guys don't wanna pee sitting down, you can pee kneeling down, too. Tee hee. Go read the article I found the info from. =p *click*

17 comments :

ChickLit said...

But aren't a majority of public bathrooms segregated by sex? If anything, it's the guys that'll have to worry about going no.2 in public places...

Pam Song said...

ATTN: ChickLit
– Not always. Offices? Post-houses? Homes?? Eeyerrrr...

And if you guys kena your own ppl's pee then different lah. Brudder brudder maaa. =p

Clark said...
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zecount said...

man i really wonder what u read during ur free time ... i mean do u really have to know this???

Lissa said...

Gross. >.< Another reason for me to threaten to chop off Reuby's pee pee. LOL.

Jeffro said...

O_O WAT ON EARTH?!?!

Hmmm.. i think that survey is for the japanese dudes.. Nothing to do with us.. :P

Pam Song said...

ATTN: Clark
– Haha. Why delete your comment? =p You a Christian, Clark?


ATTN: zecount
– Haha. Feeling guilty now that the secret's out??? HUH? HUH!?! =p


ATTN: Lissa
– LOL. You're one scary gf. Hahahaha.


ATTN: Jeffro
– Ya right. Haha. Man in the mirror, Jeffro. Man in the mirror. =p

Clark said...

hey.. I thought you never read it.. just thought it wasn't appropriate to insert the passage... probably office stress....
yes I am Christian.

Lissa said...

Haha... Mebbe. It doesn't work, though, those threats. He still sticks to me like Super Glue. LOL.

zecount said...

more like useless info .. like i said .. do u really have to know this??

TMBF said...

Look, we don't mean to, okay? It's just hard to aim sometimes. Seriously, I point the thing straight down, and the stream goes to the side. Hate it when that happens. I dunno, maybe it's 'cos I cross my legs all the time.

Pee sitting down? NEVAR

Jeffro said...

The man in the mirror's not me! i should be seeing a good looking young lad, not a man! =P

Pam Song said...

ATTN: Clark
– Haha. Don't worry about it. I discuss lots of "inappropriate" things here. Plus, I'm Christian, too, so I'm pretty ok with verses and quoting the bible. =)

p/s: You really think that's the reason?


ATTN: Lissa
– Haha. Lucky you!!! Be thankful, woman!


ATTN: zecount
– Consider it daily trivia. Plus, you never know when info like this may come in handy. HAHA.


ATTN: TMBF
– Eeyerrrr!!! So gross lah you! Now I know. You pee senget wan. Hahaha. And what's wrong with peeing sitting down??? RAWR!!!


ATTN: Jeffro
– Eeleh. Time to grow up, Jeffro! =p

Lissa said...

I am. ^.^ Very thankful indeed. :)

Pam Song said...

ATTN: Lissa
– Haha. That's nice. How many years has it been anyways?

Lissa said...

Officially, 2 years and 3 months. Unofficially, 3 years. ^.^

It's a good thing, considering at my past records. LOL.

Jeffro said...

Duwan to grow up! Especially when according to your survey, men pees like water hose of a fire hydrant...

=P

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