Monday, September 08, 2008

Taipei Part 3: The Fun Begins In The Airport Toilet

Got off Flight CI674 at an airport in Taiwan... (I can't for the life of me remember whether we flew from the Taiwan Taoyuan International Airport or the Taipei Songshan Airport. Think it's the latter but I'm not 100% sure. I'm pathetic that way.) ...and ran straight for the ladies' pee pee place.

The toilet door of the stall I was waiting for.

请问 , 厕所在哪儿?
(Pin Yin: Qĭng wèn, cèsuŏ zài năr?)
(English Translation: May I ask, where is the toilet?)

Che wah. I terrer right?
Haha. Yes, I so terrer.

Friends, if you didn't know, the best way to judge a country and the mentality of its people, is by visiting their public toilets. The state of their potties is a reflection of the state of their mentality. Serious.

Check out that raised part. For what ah? To mengelak
pantulan air kencing?!? Hmmm. Maybe Taiwanese

in-built jet more power than our local ones.

Hmmm. Not too bad lah, right? Got shit marks at one end lah. And there are splashes of liquid here and there. (It's debatable as to whether it's water or pee.) But overall, the toilet is relatively dry and smell-free. I believe that it's the Jap influence. Don't think that they're this clean by nature. You go use Petaling Street toilet and see. So dirty and so smelly can die. Walk in also you think your limbs are going to fall off from toxic poisoning.

Anyway (that's my cue to end this post abruptly =p), talking about Petaling Street, I'll be blogging about the Taiwanese night markets in my next Taiwan post. Stay tuned for that! =)

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Chris said...

Ok, ok, i take back what i said about the lack of comedic post (its still lacking but to spur u on hence this about-face gesture).

COZ i certainly wouldnt take pic of the loo of all thingz when i visit another country and watmore one with shat on it, but i did when using de Starhill's loo. Applaude your adventurousness, atta girl!

Next on CSI: Taipei;

Forensic investigators scratch the loo's surface laced wif shat for evidence on who did that dirty business. Tinki was first at the crime scene for the photoshoot.

Adrian Lim said...

Go to Taiwan also she complained people's toilet. Typical Tinki!....Wkakakakaka! @_@ up hot gals pictures la....haiyo, 3rd post already but showed us toilet bowl pulak....Sien Sien Sien! =P

sheon said...

wah...damn ugly the pee-pee bowl. thailand one also quite terrer. i show you if got chance. speaking of which, i still owe you a photo or two of the satay party.

luxen said...

that one is the female toilet bowl lar. The hood is for those who can shoot further one... have to block otherwise shoot on the wall also... who knows, maybe up on the ceiling also.

ming said...

and yet..there are 2 photos. two. dua. er. ni. dos. deux.

pamsong said...

ATTN: Chris
– Hahaha. Poop places are of plenty of interest to Pam Song. I always check them out. Always. It's the first thing I judge when I'm in a hotel room. If the toilet's nice, I'm willing to bet that everything else is pretty much okay. Usually lah. =p

ATTN: Adrian Lim
– Eh eh! I never complained!!! I said relatively smell-free! It's a compliment!

Haha. Wait lah. Next post is more picture heavy. You better hope I have time tmr. Haha. If got, then I'll make that post. If a lot of work, then you all have to wait already. Haha.

ATTN: sheon
– Pass me pics!!! What Thailand potty? How wan? I went there it looked pretty normal ma.

ATTN: luxen
– HAHAHA. So means your theory is so that it stops the pantulan air also lah! Haha. Damn funny.

ATTN: ming
– And yet... Somethings don't change. Patience is still a virtue. =p

Simon Seow said...

Wei, I want food lah, not craps.

Melsong said...

We landed at and left from Taoyuan Airport. Songshan airport very near our hotel. Can see from 101.

Blur la you.

ScAvEnGeR said...

Very suggestive title ler... *nyek nyek*

pamsong said...

ATTN: Simon Seow
– Patience, Simon. My next post got a lot of food di. Yucky food. Haha.

ATTN: Melsong
– Issit? Haha. Dunno lah. I sleep only. =p

– Dun have! You only got dirty mind. Haha.

Jeffro said...

O_O pee pot for guys? or girls?? =P

pamsong said...

ATTN: Jeffro
– Eh! Of course for girls lah. Takkan I go into the guys toilet and wait for a stall ah? Haha.

Jeffro said...

LMAO!! ya hor...
man why din i think of it first..
*paiseh paiseh*

hmmm now the girl's potty shrunk to that size ar?? O_O

pamsong said...

ATTN: Jeffro
– Eh? Very small meh? What kind of potty you seen before? Haha. Jumbo sized? This wan considered normal already leh. Haha.

Jeffro said...

oh really?
i dunno.. it's not that I've seen one before.. I only know the standard squat-toilet size only.. =P

pamsong said...

ATTN: Jeffro
– @_@ You've NEVER seen a squat toilet before?!


Jeffro said...

note: I've never seen a squating toilet for FEMALES...

don't get me wrong..

pamsong said...

ATTN: Jeffro
– Huh?! It's same wan lah. Really! That's why I took a picture of Taiwan squat toilets. Cos it's different here than it is back home in Malaysia! But in Malaysia, guy or girl wan also same same.

I think lah.

Shit. You're making me doubt myself. -_-

Jeffro said...

have more faith in urself..

i have no idea it was the same..
cant blame a decent and innocent guy for not knowing.. =P

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