If there was a Guess-The-(Dirty)-Statement-T-Shirt Contest, these guys *points waaay below* would be the best contestants of the bunch. Sure win hands down. And that thought? Well, it all began with an open-ended sentence...
The mysterious open-ended statement tee.
* NOTE: Contributions logged in order of comment-leaver appearance.
JEFFRO'S CONTRIBUTION
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I am sexually... attractive.
I am sexually... active.
I am sexually... sexcited.
I am sexually... confused.
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ANDREW CHUA'S CONTRIBUTION
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I am sexually... frustrated.
I am sexually... transmitted.
I am sexually... drained.
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CHRIS' CONTRIBUTION
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I am sexually... fulfilled.
I am sexually... entertained.
I am sexually... inadequate.
I am sexually... aroused.
I am sexually...retarded.
I am sexually...irresponsible.
I am sexually...liberal.
I am sexually...impulsive.
I am sexually...promiscuous.
I am sexually... green. (@_@)
I am sexually... disabled.
I am sexually... dumb.
I am sexually... lost.
I am sexually... yummy.
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CHUN LEONG a.k.a SPHYREZ'S CONTRIBUTION
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I am sexually... unattractive.
I am sexually... satisfied.
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LUXEN'S CONTRIBUTION
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I am sexually... inexperienced. Seeking good teacher. (-_-')
I am sexually... attracted to people who leave comments on my blog, it's so damn freaking sexy I'm going to rip this t-shirt apart. (-_-''')
I am sexually... attracted to talent.
I am sexually... immoral.
I am sexually... attracted to you.
I am sexually... submissive.
I am sexually... available now.
I am sexually... confused.
I am sexually... satisfied, stay away from me.
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AH BENG'S CONTRIBUTION
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I am sexually... chastise.
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I am sexually... chastise.
-_-
Sangat semangat tapi SEMUA SALAH!
And if you're lost (this means you're a pretty new reader =p), all that speculation, was just the result of me posting this pic in an old food-story post that was published on the 14th of July 2008. (Has it really been that long!?)
*points below*
*rolls eyes*
Damn PAT lah you all! Kaypo like anything. People's t-shirt cakap apa you also mau tau. Ish ish. And it doesn't help that you guys have memories like elephants lah, I tell you! So long already still never forget and still bugging me. Amboi! Beh tahan!
The missing word.
This is what the tee says when seen in full.
But but BUT... you all dun salah faham ye! I have this tee cos it was the theme of my final year project in college. (See? I came from a cool college.) We organized a Sex Education event to teach people about sex-related issues like STDs, practicing safe sex, and how people viewed sex in different eras (e.g. the Baby Boomers all gila seks wan), amongst other such "sexed up" topics. That event was called SexEd... (simple and straight to the point) ...and our tagline was Learn It Right! (Very apt, no?) ----> See pic below for event logo and tagline.
*sweat*
Anyhew, your patience and
perseverance pays off today.
Tada!!!
Anyhew, your patience and
perseverance pays off today.
Tada!!!
The missing word.
This is what the tee says when seen in full.But but BUT... you all dun salah faham ye! I have this tee cos it was the theme of my final year project in college. (See? I came from a cool college.) We organized a Sex Education event to teach people about sex-related issues like STDs, practicing safe sex, and how people viewed sex in different eras (e.g. the Baby Boomers all gila seks wan), amongst other such "sexed up" topics. That event was called SexEd... (simple and straight to the point) ...and our tagline was Learn It Right! (Very apt, no?) ----> See pic below for event logo and tagline.
So there you have it, guys.
Mystery's solved. Competition's over.
I kept my end of the deal like I said I would.
I no owes you nothin' no more. Hah!
*smug smile*
Now, go find someone else to bug.
*grin*
Mystery's solved. Competition's over.
I kept my end of the deal like I said I would.
I no owes you nothin' no more. Hah!
*smug smile*
Now, go find someone else to bug.
*grin*
25 comments :
i've seen this tee somewhere before @.@
damn anti-climatic (pun intended)
lol! lidat also can ! XD
i was abt to say
i am sexually INEFFICIENT
aaahhahaha
ATTN: RealGunners
– Eh! Issit? Means you know ppl in my year wor. Cos it was printed specially for the event and for fund raising. We only had 300 tees in total I think.
ATTN: sheon
– HAHAHAHA. Pandai.
ATTN: Spectre
– Ya lah! Quite potong right? All the kaypos lah. Always asking me to update about this. Haha.
ATTN: jėss.T
– Hahahaha. Good one. Too bad none of the previous comment leavers left that. =p
how bout sexually appetizing?
or juz wondering could it be
sexually fabuloso?
shucks, i'm never gonna get it...
hies. i swung by from innit.. dam nice post! the real answer blew me away... see how many people are dirty minded? LoLz
Hmm... Educated huh...? That means you've mastered the theory part... Wonder how you'd do in 'practical' :p
Folks,
After Tinki's revelation about her educated pedigree, she's certainly the expert in that field alright, she, being the author of books such as:
a) Tantric love stories,
b) STDs For Dummies,
c) S&M: D.I.Y.
d) Kamasutra 101.
If u cant find these books at Amazon, they're probably sold out.
But fear not, if u have any problems like:
1) herpes and warts infecting your privates,
2) impotence or prematurity,
3) or any bedroom conundrums.
Please email Tinki, tinkisextalks@gmail.com.
That's a nice one. lol
ATTN: Chris
– WHY ARE YOU STILL GUESSING?! This is the REVEAL post! Hahaha. You're funny lah.
Or just very very blur. =p
ATTN: e s t a n c u s
– Welcome, O Innit-er! Haha. Exactly! Too many dirty minded people around. Haha.
ATTN: Andrew Chua
– Stop. Wondering. Focus on my post can bo??? Melampau!
ATTN: Chris AGAIN
– Of course my stuff's sold out. Was there ever a doubt? Haha. Oh, and by the way, you left out my entire literary list of prime erotica. Tsk tsk.
ATTN: Simon Seow
– Haha. Yes it is. And the t-shirt's comfy, too! Very much so.
ATTN: Comment deleted
– Hey! You're from Taylor's!? I visited your site. Cools stuff! *winks*
Focusing la... But the words 'sex', 'sexual' and 'sexually' appear like more than 50 times up there... How not to wonder...?
I've always known this was a sexual blog... albeit a very subtle one... =p hahaha....
ATTN: Andrew Chua
– Eh eh! Mana ade??? Dun blufff!!! This blog is so tontonan umum that I should have called it INNOCENCE instead of Tinki Talks wei.
Your display of Purity and Innocence does much to accentuate and intensify your Sexxxiness...
Educated in the 'fine arts' indeed, Prof Song... ;)
ATTN: Andrew Chua
– Well, Andrew. I do try, you know. =p
u finally post it up..
awwwh... me hearts..
but DAMN POTONG STEAM weih..
sexually.. educated.. O_O
I'd never guessed it..
*claps claps*
thou lay the ultimate smackdown
upon thee
ATTN: Jeffro
– Haha. See? PamSong say she will do, she will do waaan. Don't second-guess or doubt her. Haha.
And dun blame me for the potong steam-ness okay!!! YOU all yang dirty minded go and guess guess guess. Ish!
So u mean I'm not funny the other 99.999% of the time?
Blurness? i thot that mantle belongs to Jeffro.
OMG!!! U have more erotica titles? But but but i'm too innocent to read them... even the book cover itself.
@Chris: *Snort!*
@PamSong:
Yesh Yesh.. actually hor, I nvr doubted you for a second.. but need to urge u.. then u post up, then lessen ur backlogs.. helping you ma.. *cheekily* Hehehe =D
lol.. we guess guess guess coz u ask us to.. =P
Jeffro, u *Snort* as well? I didnt know that u're also a member of Persatuan Babi Bersatu, which Tinki despises. Welcome aboard! *Snort*
Yea, she was the one who asked us to go guess, guess, guess. Now I felt Tricked, Used, Violated, Contaminated and Dirty too. Koi Vui loh like that.
ATTN: Chris
– Puh-leeze. You're KING of Erotica. Go, gay porn. Yay.
*arches one eyebrow at Chris*
Now I felt Tricked, Used, Violated, Contaminated and Dirty too. Koi Vui loh like that.
Oh you drama king. Go be a good boy and play with yer Barbie dolls, alrights? =p
ATTN: Jeffro
– HAHAHA. Wah! Say until so nice. Helping me worrr. Pfft.
And who say I ASK you all to guess??? Hello! I just said that I wouldn't tell you. YOU all yang guess guess guess so much.
*Puke* *Puak*, i don't think i can stomach gay porn. Don't make me puke my dinner.
Hahaha, i used to play with Ninja Turtle toys, but not Barbie.
Ok, ok, we're busybodies to guess the shirt. So when is the next guessing contest?
muahaha... well help you out, kena scolding pulak.. hahaha..
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