Bird Talk

It's Monday. I know I should be groaning but... I had the best early-morning, talk-nonsense-all-the-way SMS conversation so...

HELLO, MONDAY! I HEARTS YOU!
(Plus, you can't really go wrong
with a 2-day work-week. *grin*)

Ah Beng: Wakey wakey :)

Pam Song: Haha. Just leaving the house, blue bird!

Ah Beng: Fly oh yellow canary. Tweet tweet.

Pam Song: I am, I am. Like an eagle. Swoop swoop. Roger. How's Hawk1 today? Over.

Ah Beng: Roger that Yellow Canary. Hawk1 is waiting directives and ready to roll. Over over.

Pam Song: Come in, Hawk1. Come in. Lunch at 12:45. I repeat, lunch at 12:45. Prepare to fire on my command. Over.

Ah Beng: Lunch not certain. Over. Will analyze incoming data and will recoordinate. Over.

Pam Song: Hawk1, that was a direct disobey of orders. If you do not change your lunch status in 10 seconds, we will have to take you down. I repeat, we will have to take you down. 10. 9. 8.

Ah Beng: Hawk1 to Command Center. Yellow Canary has been infiltrated. I repeat. Yellow Canary has been infiltrated. SOS SOS Mamma mia! Over.

Pam Song: Hawk1, you are no longer in contact with Command Center. All communication has been ceased. Yellow canary is still waiting for a change of lunch status. You have 7 seconds. 7. 6. 5.

I'm waiting to see where this conversation will go.
Lunch Vs. Termination of Hawk1 by Yellow Canary.


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UPDATE at 12:41 NOON on 29 September 2008:

Ah Beng: Line has been tapped. Security breach. Hawk1 has rendezvous with Yellow Canary at 1230 hours. Over.

Pam Song: Roger that. Command Center, Hawk1 has returned to home base. All arms down.

Tee hee hee. Tweet tweet.
Yellow Canary always gets her way.
Hawk1 incoming. Over and out.