Remember that post about my wet t-shirt? Well, on the day that I took the picture of myself in that tee, Ah Beng wanted me to promote his own wordy-tee, too. So he made me take a pic of him in his tee. Which, of course, I was supposed to publish lah after that.
But I didn't. =p
And then he complained. Haha.
*rolls eyes*
Pfft. Such a drama queen, this boy.
And then he complained. Haha.
*rolls eyes*
Pfft. Such a drama queen, this boy.
Okay lah. He want me to post, I post. Just make sure he dun regret. Tee hee. My Photoshop fingers are feeling a little itchy right now. =p
This was his tee. It says disco disco.
Before Photoshop.Pfft. How can his disco disco t-shirt fight my this t-shirt looks better wet baby-t lah, I ask you??? My wan so cool! This wan can try... but sure fail. They're in totally different leagues! One's an Aston Martin, the other's a Kancil (dun have to explain which one is which, right?) – how to fight?! So better dun waste time and put it in the same post. Nanti buta kena dang only. HAHA.
But I know of a way to make
his t-shirt appear more appealing.
*sneaky grin*
By adding MAN BOOBS,
with the power of Photoshop
vested in me! TENE NENE!
his t-shirt appear more appealing.
*sneaky grin*
By adding MAN BOOBS,
with the power of Photoshop
vested in me! TENE NENE!
After Photoshop.Cannot be too obvious lah. That's the secret to photo-editing. Haha. I don't want Ah Beng to look like he's got a botched up boob enhancement surgery after my messing with the pic either. No, no. Cannot. It's gotta be tasteful. Classy. B-e-l-i-e-v-a-b-l-e.
Left: Before Photoshop; Right: After Photoshop.See? Quite a BIG difference, right?
(No pun intended. Sorta. Tee hee.)
But nevertheless, still sooo believable. =p
*cough cough*
(No pun intended. Sorta. Tee hee.)
But nevertheless, still sooo believable. =p
*cough cough*
Bottom line is this: I wouldn't wanna sit next to Ah Beng, alone, in the Cu•bi•cle if he had man boobs that looked anything like these man boobs (I was just recently told that they're called 'moobs' in short)...
I took the liberty to add some grandma-sized nipples.One high one low summore. HAHA.
Hmmm. Wonder what he'd look like if his tee was wet. =p
Tee hee. Whatever. I don't care. I feel so productive! I think I just made full use of my first work-free night in weeks.
*contented sigh*
Goodnight, folks. Monday's over. Whoopie!
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EDIT at 0019 hours on 6 May 2008: Just received a comment that the man boobs aren't obvious enough. Sigh. Takkan you want me to show Ah Beng looking liddat meh?!
Haha. He's so going to kill me for this. =p
25 comments :
haha me first. never read yet, but just wanna occupy the first spot.
ATTN: Charlie
– Haha. Like that also fun. Haha. Siao wan you. =p
stress lah, need to use your comment box as punching bag. dont mind right? hehe =)
i see no man boobs........
ATTN: Charlie
– Haha. Why so stress today? I thought ppl in DiGi life very good wan. Haha.
ATTN: bridgestoneRE711
– Last pic. Droopy man boobs. But they're not 3-D. Just liquified. =p
sorry.....that was me...sheon....i am using my bro's macbook....teehee
i hate how macbook doesnt allow 'maximise' page. ciu
your speed in responding to comments is scary leh... no need so fast can ah?
(sheon)
aiyoh yes life is indeed good. but then i took up lots of project lately. more than i can handle. ahaha i'm greedy!!
eh included you in my latest post's discussion. go check it out and reply. sigh should i go to bed now ? dam tired, but have not finish checking my emails. i have like 700 over unread email today.
ATTN: bridgestoneRE711
– Haha. So your bro blogs too, eh? =p And your bro got taste in comps. HAHA.
Dun talk about responding to comments. I just edited the pic for you. Go check again, Sheon!
ATTN: Charlie
– Ahhh. So doing freelance, eh? =p
Okay okay. I go check your post. Go to bed lah. I also wanna go to bed early-ER tonight. Been having sleepless nights of late. Bleh.
Why you so popular got so many mail wan???
photoshop have drive u crazy...
no lah, i mean company project which i initiated.
i've got some other parttime job too but its best not to reveal it hear, dont mind telling you during gathering though but not here lah. =)
doest SPAM = Popular? almost 80% of it is SPAM and i dunno who the sender is and how they look like.
holy shit!!!! MY EYES!!! my EYES!!!!!!!
tinkitalks.blogspot has become a soft porn site dee
The last one is very de fake. You take my photo la, no need to photoshop also got man boobs liao.
simon, i am gonna recommend you to those advertising agency dy. In case they decide to sell lingerie's for man. =) just kidding ya
ATTN: joshuaongys
– Haha. A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do. =p
ATTN: Charlie
– Ahh, I see I see. Well, good for you lah. Always good to showcase your talents at work. =)
Delete the SPAM ones lah! Why keep!?
ATTN: bridgestoneRE711
– Haha. You asked for it!!! I'm blaming yeeewwwww!!!
ATTN: Simon Seow
– Haha. Yeah, I know. =p That's the botched boob job one. HAHAHA. 2-minute boob job.
And eeyer. I wouldn't wanna imagine real man boobs. *shiver*
ATTN: Charlie
– HAHAHA. Eh, I heard they've already come up with those lor.
deleting lah, also need to scan through mah, in case some important mail is stuck in between.sigh, k lah cannot tahan, need to faint now.
ATTN: Charlie
– Sien lor. Go sleep lah. Haha.
less is more Pam...
K.Lo
ATTN: K.Lo
– Exactly! Tell that to my other readers. Tsk tsk.
So now, this one has become more famous than ur wet t-shirt! Ah beng shud be very happy now. Haha! I think ah beng is a nice guy being bully by u la!
She writes, and photoshops, and kicks butt.
;P
ATTN: JYJL
– Haha. Yes. My wet t-shirt kena outshined di. =p And of course Ah Beng is very nice lah. Haha. Or else by now I'd be floating out in sea in a black garbage bag lo. =p
ATTN: Nikkiko
– HAHAHAHA. Good one. =p
lu ah! Memang siam pat....You just made Ah Beng's breasts so like papaya and nipples so weird la......No longer call Ah Beng liao.....But Makcik Beng...@_@
ATTN: Adrian Lim
– Haha. He say too round wor. =p WAHAHAHA.
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