Saturday, February 24, 2007

Killer Air-Conditioner

So. Freakin'. Cold.


Brrr.



Wa beh tahan liao laaa.


*shiver*


If I were to start peeing right now, my piss would be an artistic ice sculpture worth millions by the time I'm done with the tinkle – a slightly yellow-tinted one, of course. But not to worry, just add some lighting effects and it'd shine, glisten and glitter like pure gold.


*blink blink*


I think my brain froze.


Plus, my digits are definitely dying as I type.


The air-conditioning where I'm sitting sucks, man. Full blast and direct hit summore! Can die wan ah. Plus, I think I'm going to get thau hong (that's Hokkien, if you didn't know) real soon. It's supposed to be cool, not freakin' Antarctica-standard cold, damn it! I'm freezing my butt off la wei!


Sigh.



Definitely. Too. Cold. For. Comfort.

27 comments :

Jin said...

b4 this also tau hong liao la..
kakakkakakakka

ming said...

hahahah
TRUE TRUE

Pam Song said...

ATTN: Jin
– WEI! Supportive a bit can bo? Dah la butt blown off by cold air, summore wanna lose a head ah? Terrible-nya!


ATTN: Ming
– AND YOU ANOTHER ONE! Jaga engkau. Nasib baik kamu berada di Amerika. Hmmph!

'mike. said...

where were you, so cold? my ex office was freezing cold too..

Anonymous said...

tau hong ??? plz lah considerate a bit .. not all tinki talkers know hokkien k

Pam Song said...

ATTN: Mike
– Office lor. But wrong position. Direct attack from the killer air-con. Die.


ATTN: Zecount
– Haha. Well, I'd have helped you out but I don't really know what it's called in English! Haha. It's like wind in the head. Uh... You know how grandmothers tell you not to wash hair at night? They say it's cos you can get that wind in the head thingy. How to explain ah?

Help!

Anonymous said...

ah ..i get it like angin masuk kepala bad for ehalth kinda thingy where u get headaches when older kinda thingy rite?? .. n what u doing in office?? working or interview??

Pam Song said...

YEAH! EXACTLY! Haha. What's that called in English? Does it even have a term?

And I'm helping my dad at the office. Will be doing that till I start working... in KL. Heh.

'mike. said...

bring bring extra jacket along. hehe..

Anonymous said...

i dun think so ... dun even think them westerner have this sorta taboo ..anyways ... still being slave labourer ah ...time for freedom liao loh

Pam Song said...

ATTN: Mike
– Sure. Smarter now. Haha. Sure bring di.


ATTN: Zecount
– Ya lor. No choice la. I HAVE to start looking for a job. I feel useless. Aih. But my butt's not moving.

Anonymous said...

hahahaha... i tot u make decision with either the head or heart... but the butt hmmm this is the first ;p

Pam Song said...

For the REALLY important decisions, anything goes. HAHA. Head first. Heart next. Finally, the butt part kicks in.

Anonymous said...

hmmm ...so i assume the butt has veto lah since u said that u wanna work but butt not moving... bad part of the body to have veto power man

Pam Song said...

HAHAHA. Well... Uh, when you put it that way... Haha. Damn. It's true. Bad part of the body to have veto power. Sigh. But what to do? Brain think, butt never move = body never move.

Anonymous said...

SPANK THAT BUTT INTO SUBMISSION!!! HAHAHAHA macam sm pula

Pam Song said...

You. Are. Sick.

Anonymous said...

true what spare the rod spoil the child ...in this case ...spoil the butt ...bring it into submission!!

Pam Song said...

Okay okay submit. I will get on to it. Soon. Soon. Soon. Soooooon.

Anonymous said...

aiyo ... i spot procrastination .. the butt into defense mode liao ..vetoing the spanking process

Pam Song said...

HAHAHA!

Hello, ZecOOunt! HAHA! I don't believe that you just bagi yourself. HAHA. I can't stop laughing. HAHA. How to stop? HAHA. HAHA. HAHA.

What were we talking about again? I can't think. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Anonymous said...

NO NO NO !!!! sial kegilaan keterlampuan main gila sing what lah ....

Pam Song said...

Haha. Capitalizing your nick now doesn't make up for that mistake. HAHA. HAHA. It's still funny. HAHA. HAHA. Eh... ZecOOunt ah, HAHA... You very funny la, ZecOOunt. HAHA.

Anonymous said...

yeah yeah rub it in ..rub it all in

Pam Song said...

Aww, come on. Spread the joy a liTTle, ZecOOunt. You're a real bleSSing. WAHAHA.

Anonymous said...

yeSS ... i'm a real jOOy giver ... can't help it cos i'm chEEr boy

Pam Song said...

WOO hOO hOO! You're finaLLy geTTing into the grOOve of things! Yeah! JoLLy gOOd time we wiLL have!

GooOOooOO, ZecOOunt the ChEErboy!

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