Pam, You're Worth $66,541

O_o

"Say what!?" – was my reaction to that.

...and then I received screenshot proofs
from a recent Pam purchaser via email.

Sigh.

I just found out last week that people have been buying and selling me online... WITHOUT MY PERMISSION AND KNOWLEDGE!!! Where got people do such things wan??? And what am I bought and sold as?




A PET! A freaking pet! Hey, I don't do pet-ish stuff, okay. I don't purr, I don't meow, I don't fetch and I don't hump legs. I ain't the kind. And. I. Don't. Do. Pet.

But my current owner thinks otherwise.

...and I got called 'Smellie Jellie'
for putting up a fight for freedom.

-_-

So much for the no-fetch-no-hump speech.

Facebook is the devil's playground lah, I tell you.