Wednesday, April 08, 2009

Internet Whore

The internet died for all of 6 minutes earlier no thanks to some cabling work that's being carried out in Biggest-est Boss' lair... and I panicked. -_- Cold sweat, stress pimples, frown lines, crows feet – I whack everything one shot. I'm so freaking dependent on the internet that its temporal death just made me wanna shrivel up and die.


HOW LAH LIDDAT???

21 comments :

choco said...

HAHAHA. why so drama queen wan!

Pam Song said...

ATTN: choco
– I know hor? Haha. Maybe I should just marry The Internet instead of worry about not finding the right guy. =_=

Jeffro said...

Hmm.. marrying the Internet?
*imagines on wedding day*

"do you take this lady as your lovely wedded wife?"
*beep and sends a sms to the pastor* "I do"
....
"I pronounced you InTheNerd.. oops Internet and wife"
"You may kiss the bride"
*beeps and sends a mms to Pam* "XOXOXOXOXO"

Pam Song said...

ATTN: Jeffro
– HAHA. You're turning into Chris! I can't handle TWO Chrises!!!

Huai Bin said...

Biggest-est Boss. LOL!

What are stress pimples? I mean do you literally excrete hormones which triggers an outbreak when you're stressed?

Andrew said...

haha. LOL =D sei lo... someone's too obsessed with internet d.. kenot like dat tau!! =D perhaps u should get some mobile internet and a few other options just in case one break down!! then u wont panicked.. LOL =D

Unknown said...

Ermm, now what is this? Now that's just rude. I was innocently going thru my business reading TinkiTalks posts then somewhat offended when I stumbled upon this fallacious comparison.

I mean, from the comedic input, I should warrant a lasting legacy here in TT, the bottom line is that there should be a one-and-only Chris. No Chrises, not TWO or more. I felt undermined...

This can be a great line. "I can be your Internet, we can get connected".

Jeffro said...

Me turning into Chris?? Noooo Wayyyy.. I'm original.. =P

No offense to Chris though.. Ooo.. nice catchy line.. =D

Hayley/Shu Fen said...

lol melodramatic! xD

Pam Song said...

ATTN: Huai Bin
– Haha. That's Tinki term for Managing Director. =p

And no lah.. Haha. I drama only. If only I could control pimples that way. Make them burst and squirt pus at people I dun like during meetings. HAHA.


ATTN: Andrew
– I can't help it lah. See, this is why we need FREE BROADBAND FOR THE WHOLE OF MALAYSIA!


ATTN: Chris
– HAHA. Offended pula! Haha. Fine I'll make it up to you: WAH! AWESSUM LINE!

Ok now? =p


ATTN: Jeffro
– HAHA. Jeffro sket. Cover backside pula. =p


ATTN: Shu Fen
– But but but... drama sells!!! *grin*

Unknown said...

Awww, when trying to kiss and make up, sincerity is paramount without any satiric overtones. I shall accept your goodwill gesture.

Ok, here's another one:
"When I'm around, your computer instantly detect a hotspot!".


Yes, Jeffro is original. He does resemble that actor, Wac Jeffron in Disney's upcoming teenage Blockbuster, High School Whimsical 4!

munytang said...

internet seperation anxiety? Sounds like a case for Dr House...

Simon Seow said...

Go surgically insert an Internet connectin in your brain :p

Jordan Tan said...

I've always wanted to somehow insert a mp3-pulse engine clubbing chip inside me to enjoy the most out of music 24/7. One day it's gonna be a reality, and I hope I get to experience it then!

Pam Song said...

ATTN: Chris
– HAHA. Getting cornier by the day, I see, O One And Only Chris. =p


ATTN: munytang
– Haha. No way! He'd so totally drive me crazy or pump stuff into my brain for kicks. HAHA.

Which reminds me... I miss House. It's been awhile since I've indulged in straight-faced sarcasm. Haha.


ATTN: Simon Seow
– You know, I wish I could.

Pam Song said...

ATTN: Jordan
– Haha. Music is something I couldn't live without, too. So if you happen to find that kind of technology, count me in!

Jeffro said...

Me sket? of who? you?
A gentleman knows when to retreat.. No point in triggering any unnecessary dispute over any matter..

Unknown said...

Thank you!
I appreciate your worship, Your Royal Kolotness.

jack said...

oh.. wow.. same here.. the reason my PC is turn on bcoz its connected to internet.. without it.. i find no reason to switch it on.. lolx.. and me brain will get abit lost if i dont online for 6-9hr.. em a addict.. internet addict..

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Pam Song said...

ATTN: Jeffro
– Ahh. So you implying you're a gentleman! Hahaha. Jeffro, most of my readers are guys (I think) so a bit useless you self promote here. HAHA.

p/s: Or maybe the ladies diam diam. =p


ATTN: Chris
– Haha. Pig.


ATTN: Jack
– YEAH! Me, too! I find that if there's no internet, I dun really know what to do. HAHA. Sad case wei.

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