I've got this thing about ordering expensive Coke. And let's face it. Coke that doesn't come from a vending machine or a fast food joint is crazy expensive. So how do I make myself feel less crummy about spending good money on a lousy petrol kiosk drink?
One slice only wat. Gimmie that one slice can go bankrupt meh? One slice also need to show sour face meh? It's already ridiculous charging RM12 for a pathetic glass of Coke, okay. The least I can have is a slice of lemon in it. That isn't too much to ask, now, is it? Well, yes, apparently it is. And no, friends will never understand.
Colleague 1: Eh, how come all our drinks never come wan?
Colleague 2: There! This girl lah! Coke Coke Coke. Summore want lemon! Summore people have to go chop lemon! Haih!
Pam Song: Uh... It's slice.
Colleague 2: *blink blink* Huh?
Pam Song: S-L-I-C-E.
Colleague 2: Why? Slice what?
Pam Song: The lemon. Cos you don't chop a lemon up. You slice it.
Colleague: *pause* Oh. Haha. What'd I say?
Pam Song: *rolls eyes and shakes head* I give up.
Well, I always ask for lemon in it.
Die die also must have ONE slice.
Die die also must have ONE slice.
One slice only wat. Gimmie that one slice can go bankrupt meh? One slice also need to show sour face meh? It's already ridiculous charging RM12 for a pathetic glass of Coke, okay. The least I can have is a slice of lemon in it. That isn't too much to ask, now, is it? Well, yes, apparently it is. And no, friends will never understand.
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Colleague 1: Eh, how come all our drinks never come wan?
Colleague 2: There! This girl lah! Coke Coke Coke. Summore want lemon! Summore people have to go chop lemon! Haih!
Pam Song: Uh... It's slice.
Colleague 2: *blink blink* Huh?
Pam Song: S-L-I-C-E.
Colleague 2: Why? Slice what?
Pam Song: The lemon. Cos you don't chop a lemon up. You slice it.
Colleague: *pause* Oh. Haha. What'd I say?
Pam Song: *rolls eyes and shakes head* I give up.
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Ice-lemon-coke?! Can differentiate meh? Funny la you.
Of course can lah. There's the taste of lemon in the Coke mah. That's the whole point of putting lemon in it, right?
p/s: RM12 for Coke not funny wei.
Haha I like putting in a slice if I drink Coke or Pepsi at home ;).
Seriously don't buy expensive Coke! RM 12?! You might as well don't get a drink if you can tahan till you get your hands on some water later.
This gal kaya mah. Eh, come and buy from me ler. I sell in RM11.50, cheaper. ;) More slicesss~ Hehe~
ATTN: Lesley
– Okay, don't laugh. But it also makes me feel... somewhat... cultured.
I said don't laugh.
It's like calling water "sky juice" when you order at fancy places. Haha. I like kidding myself. But apparently... so do you, dear second cousin. =p
But no lah. Cannot tahan di that's why I just order and telan. Or else sure headache from dehydration. That'd be even worse! But you know what I don't like? I don't like it when they remove my glass when I've left 1cm of drink left in it INTENTIONALLY. That's RM1 in there, wei!!!
ATTN: Jacob. Y
– Haha. You think you conning little school girl in pinafore and white shirt ah? Haha.
the waiter probably took it to the back and wiped the lemon slice somewhere 'aromatic' on his body before dropping it in your cup. Service with a smile! :)
mmm... this coke taste like tomyam with onions.
YUCCCCKKKKKK!!! Stop it! Why do you always have to spoil my fun with something downright gross?!
Wait. You didn't get enough love as a child issit?
Yah! That was rather expensive for a glass of softdrink...Eh?! How come you didnt order fresh fruit punch....I think should be about the same price also kua...Better deal I think....=)
Cos I didn't think. I just ordered. HAHA.
If got refills....I think its still Ok but if a glass only, Hmmm...a slice of lemon is not too demanding...=P
At Nandos, a glass of softdrink is less than RM5 and at some outlets, you will get to refill for free. So now you know where to head for lunch already...Run through the menu first before you order lo next time, bcos some drinks are just not worth to order...=)
i betcha adrian that was the cheapest drinkable beverage on the menu ... tinki were got so blur..well she can be but not la until that kind of level blur case no hope boleh langgar dinding mati blur la
ATTN: adrian
– Chei. Where got refills wor. You dream lah. Hotel ma. And if anything, they didn't give me a menu to choose from. And at hotels, I'm guessing fruit juices would probably cost RM18 or so. Crazy.
ATTN: zecount said...
– "no hope boleh langgar dinding mati blur"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Laughed my head off when I read that. Haha. So funny. Haha. And of course if got menu I choose according to that di lah. But the buggers never even give menu. Haih. RM12 terbakar.
thank u thank u *waving and bowing*
Zecount:
Hahahaha...that why la she ordered Coke! Assuming that it was the cheapest drink....Hahaha...Busted!
Pam: Tulah.... RM12 terbakar....cause you didnt ask for the menu. Hahaha...memang blur....=P
ATTN: zecount
– No probs, mate! *grin*
ATTN: adrian
– What!? You crazy ah? Just waiting for lemon already they buat kacau you summore want me to wait for the waitress to go away and get the menu for me ah? You think I like committing suicide meh?
Huh?! Let them order firstlor and you ask for the menu..then you order later la so those folks dont have to wait. No waiting means no complain lor... Hahaha...lagi Blur! But not until can commit suicide level la.....Hahaha =P
But I also thirsty ma. Who wanna wait wor. Plus we all pay together wan. So if wanna order all separate sure wait until the next day then only get.
Hahahahahahahahaha...
Oops I'm not supposed to laugh, but I'm not listening to youuuu..nenenene~
I'm so glad I checked back on this post cos I almost forgot I wrote a comment here; I wrote comments everywhere =P! Hahaha 'cos your response so the funny la: "Okay, don't laugh. But it also makes me feel... somewhat... cultured."
Haha I was laughing away even before I read the next line which said, "I said don't laugh." *Laughs somemore*
No la my reason's not the same as you..I just like the lemon taste =D. Not like someone who kids herself into thinking it's cultured..LOL.
Lesley dear,
(Please insert stress points at the necessary parts in the following paragraph.)
This is NO way to treat a RELATIVE of yours who has HELPED YOU with your presentation.
*guilt seeps into Lesley's heart and the laughter dies on her lips in a final strangled cackle*
To be continued...
p/s: We share the same blood. What's in me, is in you. HAH! You also sure want to feel cultured wan. Just dare not admit only. It's okay, you know. This is an old post. Few will actually pop by for another read. Your secret's safe here. Just LET 'ER RIP and SET YOURSELF FREE FROM THE EMOTIONAL ANGUISH and TORMENT!
You are in my thoughts and in my prayers.
Whoa. That was a long postscript. =p
Emotional anguish and torment? Haha I feel neither because:
I. told. the. truth. =D
And the truth shall set you free!
Hehe it is you, my dear 23-year-old (yes, I'm rubbing it in! You're TWENTY THREE! I'm younger than you =P) relative that should feel guilty because you thought so lowly of me as to assume that I was lying..haha.
Ahhh, guilt comes from having worried about the reception of one's doings on the receiver's end. That, I have none. Mwahahaha.
*grumble grumble*
You wait lah until you turn 23. I shall bask in the glory of you leaving your youth behind. Adulthood stinks. You'll see soon enough. Time flies faster and faster as you age. Trust me. T-r-u-s-t meeeeee.......
Oh but guilt also comes from wrongly accusing someone of something they did not do. And that, you are quilty of doing..hehe.
Hahaha when I turn 23 that means you'll be TWENTY SEVEN!! Now are you sure you want to be that old so soon ;)? You're already old now, you sure you want to be older? Hehehe..
And why should I trust you eh my dear cousin? You didn't believe me when I said I like the lemon taste =P.
So what happens if I'm guilty of doing something I feel no guilt for?
If I'm not married and pregnant by the time I'm 27, please... throw me into the sea with a wreaking ball tied to my ankles. =(
Oh... trust is a funny thing. You'll just have to build on it. But don't worry. I'll always be here to reassure you. =p
So what happens if I'm guilty of doing something I feel no guilt for?
You're still guilty =D.
Aiyo..wanna get married for what? It's not like must oso. My cousin just got married and she's 28 la. And my aunt is not married and she's older than my Dad. And she's great.
I'll always be here to reassure you. =p
Hmmm...I don't believe or trust that you will..haha. You've gotta be proven trustworthy not reassure me ;).
Wah!
You quite difficult to please, right?
HAHAHA..just arguing for fun =D.
Since you seem to like aguing too..haha. And teasing =P.
I love it lah.
Love.
It.
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