So Cliché

Me.

Shocker, I know.

"How so?" you ask.

I say snowmen should only come with pointy carrot noses. That they can only wear black top hats and carry big ugly broomsticks. That reindeer can never come close to looking cute without red noses and goofy antlers. I say that bunnies should only be used for Easter, never Christmas. And that stick thin Santas are a crime to humanity.

Ugh.

I'm such a lousy, stereotypical person it shames me to look myself in the mirror every morning. Plus, it's doesn't help that my comfortable conventionality makes me oh-so... so... BORING. Aarrrgghhh, I'm so standard with my take on things that it kills me.